Qwertyopolis 1.1

*walk into a hotel*
well where oh where did everyone go?..... do i smell fall out three?
*opens a room and looks into closet*
*find .45 revolver with 20 shot(yes)*

*I recognize Rot's idea as better and join in with his building fortifications*

We are in a city rot a low profile building is kind of hard to find.

I plan on using this building as a temporary feild HQ while i search for something more easily defended and less at risk. If there is a military bunker nearby that might suffice.

*Begins to build a crossbow from the debris spread around the hotel*

*A chair leg for the stock, Knifes from the kitchen to carve the wood and to be used as bolts, Elastic From underwear left in the hotel's intergrated washroom and other clothing, Any toxic substance i can find to put on the arrows, Plastic or flexible wood for the bow part of the crossbow. Two strong nails or bolts to hold the bowstring*

*i take as many molotovs as i can carry with me.

*barracades the windows shut and hides in the basement from the storm*
*sits on the ground and has sword ready*

A single story house or single story restaurant is hard to find in a city? I find that hard to believe, for some reason.

*is in Germany*

Is that Hitler as a kid?

My my...

*walks up to Hitler and starts talking*

*Uses spears since gun disappeared*
"Okay anybody want a spear?"
*Hides in barricaded hotel complex*
"Civ I think were way farther than Hitlers life time..."

*Civ wakes up from his dream in middle of the street, with the sandstorm less than 5 minutes away*

Yes, I suppose you can keep the molotovs.

But *deletes nates sword as that kind of thing would only be found in a museum, and there are no museums in this part of the city*

Wait... everything from the PD is kept, right?

*gets back to police station and gets in a cell*
"now THIS is a safe location"

And do I still get to keep my weapons? I could drop the vest but a police station is common in every city..

*delets everything found in the Police Station* No.

*takes spear*
Well, I guess I could make a knife from these road spikes...
*runs into hotel*
*decides to go into a suite*

That would be fine, except fot the fact that there are no road spikes.

Fine.
*goes into garage, takes out a wrench and hammer, runs back to hotel*
*sticks both together with Super Glue*

*a loud rumbling sound is heard; a vehicle is seen on the horizon; the NPC runs out to meet the vehicle*

NPC: Hey! Hey! Get me out of here! These people are...*NPC explodes as an RPG hits him; the Pirates get within firing range of everyone else and start shooting*

*hides in cabinet*

"Mommy!!!!"
*Hides in cabinet with noc*

Noc is your mommy? Eww...

*crawls around in a grass feild avoiding the pirates*

*finds ghilie suit hidden amongst the tall grass on accident*

qwerty you sneaky son of a bi- *gun fire erupts around me*

*puts on ghilie suit, sprints and dives through a shop window and runs out

of the back door*

*picks up a rock and bashes the pirate in the head* (the pirate was following me)

*picks up the pirates's gun* *looks at pistol*

*loads the pistol*

..... killing time.....

*takes aim on the nearest pirate from cover*

*has gotten out of cell and is watching as Nate runs and jumps though window*
*waits for him to get me a gun*

Hey look, my armor's chest piece and helmet!
*Puts on armor*
DNM, get out. I am NOT your mom!

*picks off three more of the terrorists/raiders/pirates*
*grabs an Ak-47 from a dead terrorist*
*sees a terrorist with a sniper on the top of an apartment building*
:twisted:
*sprints into and up the building full speed*

*runs and grabs Kalasjnikov from one of the dead pirates aswell as his ammo*
*throws self against door, breaking it down and disappearing again*

*wakes up* holy shit pirates!!!*charges a pirate with some broken glass from gunfire and stabs him and takes his shotgun*