D&D w/gunz - Tiny Tim and Laxspartan007

Shouts of "Penis!" resonate in the stone jail as someone enters.

You guys know where you are, so do stuff!
Zeeks initiates.

I walk into the cell and ignore the rather rude human shouting obscenities. I go to the cell of my friend, instead. I speak a few words in Kashiin with the guard outside his cell and he let's me in, closing the door behind me,

"Hello, my friend. I have come to see how your stay has been here since I last saw you. The Council told me that they might make your stay here more comfortable given your good behaviour. And who's the new human?"

EDITL Yes, I am a Kashiin.

"i am a Man that is from the Human Military, and they will be looking for me, why do you take me from my mission and store me here?"

"Him? I dunno, jus' got here. And things have been a bit better, they gave me a cushion to sit on. Food has been better, too."

I am glad to hear that my friend. Are there any other requests you have that I may deliver to the council?
Then turning to the other human
From what I hear, you were found sneaking around the village. Given recent events around here, the Kashiin do not appreciate things like that. Perhaps if you explained to them what exactly you were doing, they would be more lenient. Although I doubt that the Humans would come looking for a single soldier. Especially one as crude as you are. If you are even from the human military, that is.

"well if you were to let me explain myself i could prove im in the human military, and i was not even aware there was a village around here"

"i will try to keep my thoughts to myself"

"I dun see them letting me outta here anytime soon, so no. Thanks for the help, though."

I'll see what I can do. For both of you.

With that I will leave the prison area.

"so, why are you here?"

Before he gets to respond, Zeeks is interrupted as one of his pockets grows in size and weight. He reaches in and pulls out a large six sided die. Looking around, he realizes that the room is completely silent and that everyone is perfectly still. He looks back at the die. Wrapped around it is a ribbon, upon which is written:

"Happy Birthday Zeeks! Roll the die for your present!"

Zeeks gives the cube a good toss and it bounces on the floor a few times, before settling with two dots facing up. There is a flash of light and the die dissapears, and things seem to have returned to normal. He feels more agile than before.

Zeeks Dexterity goes up by 1