Would you like to know exactly when you die?

Alright, my question to the community is:

Would you, or would you not like to know exactly when you will die?



My response:

No, I would rather have it sneak up and surprise me
if i knew i would lose the will to live in the first place

I already do.

February 8th, 2029, at a Yankees game.

PiEdude wrote:I already do.

February 8th, 2029, at a Yankees game.

dare i ask?

you're not gonna commit suicide in public, are you?
i cant stand people who make a spectacle of themselves in public when they make a suicide attempt
:suspect:

sometimes its nice already being dead

I died November 20 2005... still waiting for my application to resurrect to go through... damn bureaucrats take forever to process paperwork

KrAzY wrote:sometimes its nice already being dead

I died November 20 2005... still waiting for my application to resurrect to go through... damn bureaucrats take forever to process paperwork

Dare I even ask...........

lol

that would suck, wouldn't it?

its annoying

what you "livers" don't realize is that about 60% of the internet is made up of people who are already dead... we have nothing better to do.

KrAzY wrote:its annoying

what you "livers" don't realize is that about 60% of the internet is made up of people who are already dead... we have nothing better to do.

:suspect:


i feel a great disturbance in the force...

I do too...

dundundun!!!

I died in 2003 when my waffle got stuck in the toaster and I tried to pry it out with a fork.

I died on August 24th, 2008. I went to Hell but I can leave anytime I want.

And for some reason, I'm still here...

I won't.
Y'see, a few atheist and Christian friends of mine got together, and someone mentioned that Schrodinger's cat experiment results in the cat being, at some point in time, both dead and alive. As this would offer profound insights into life after death, we decided that we would perform it on one of the present members and use him as a scout into the Hereafter.

Didn't work as planned. Sure, being able to walk through walls and not age is nice, but I miss having a functioning digestive system, I miss having to eat, and everyone stares at you when you lose concentration and put your hand through a desk or a book or something.

More seriously, I wouldn't want to know.

HB wrote:you're not gonna commit suicide in public, are you?
i cant stand people who make a spectacle of themselves in public when they make a suicide attempt
:suspect:

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Of course not, why would I do that?

In all seriousness though, God told me.

I've died a few times but I just come back from the burnt ashes after my body combusts.

Surprises are funner. It'd be funner to have a bowling ball come flying through a window randomly than having false hope that you can dodge it.

That would not be funny at all that would just hurt.................and WHY WOULD A BOWLING BALL COME THROUGH A WINDOW ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not?

"Why not" is the response given by those who can't explain their own logic in a conclusive manner

A bowling ball can go flying through a window because someone's mad and they throw one.

A bowling ball could be part of an experiment that goes wrong and launches through a window.

A bowling ball can be shot out of a cannon and through a window.

A bowling ball can roll down a hill and into a window.

A bowling ball can be kicked and fly through a window.

A bowling ball can go through a window because they want to kill you.

A bowling ball can go through a window if you trip while holding a bowling ball.

A bowling ball can be tossed by a hurricane.

A bowling ball can be tossed by a tornado.

A bowling ball can slip out of a tourists grip and fall through a window.

A bowling ball can go through a window if you live near the MythBusters.

A bowling ball can go through a window if it is moving at it with enough force to break the glass and timber/plastic.

There are so many reasons to have a bowling ball launched through a window.

I would like to know when I die.

Avenged wrote:That would not be funny at all that would just hurt.................and WHY WOULD A BOWLING BALL COME THROUGH A WINDOW ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Quite simply, my good sir

just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Avenged wrote:That would not be funny at all that would just hurt.................and WHY WOULD A BOWLING BALL COME THROUGH A WINDOW ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Because the front door was locked.

ignore

As a lich, I don't have to worry about silly constraints like dying or breathing.

Rotaretilbo wrote:As a lich, I don't have to worry about silly constraints like dying or breathing.

Rot already knows when everyone dies.
It's written in his little black book