New Deadliest Warrior

Here\'s the line-up of match-ups for the upcoming episodes.

SWAT vs. GSG9

Close-Range Weapons: Benelli M4 (Edge) vs. Remington 870
Mid-Range Weapons: LWRC-PSD (Edge) vs. H&K G36
Long-Range Weapons: Remington 700 vs. H&K PSG1 (Edge)
Special Weapons: Taser Shockwave (Edge) vs. Stingball Grenade

SWAT: 578 kills GSG-9: 422 kills

Victor: SWAT

Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great

Close-Range Weapons: Sword of Mars (Edge) vs. Kopis
Mid-Range Weapons: Lasso vs. Xyston (Edge)
Long-Range: Hunnic Composite Bow (Edge) vs. Gastraphetes
Special Weapons: Scythian Axe (Edge) vs. Ballista

Attila the Hun Kills: 596 Alexander the Great: 404

Victor: Attila the Hun

Jesse James vs. Al Capone

Close-Range Weapons: Bowie Knife vs. Stiletto Knife (Edge)
Mid-Range Weapon: Colt 1851 Navy Revolver & Colt Single Action Army vs Thompson Submachine Gun (Edge)
Long-Range Weapons: Winchester Rifle (Edge) vs MK 2 Grenade
Special Weapons: Pistol Whip (Edge) vs. Brass Knuckles

Jesse James Kills: 544 Al Capone Kills: 456

Victor: Jesse James

Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior

Close-Range Weapons: Tecpatl Sacrificial Knife vs Makraka (Edge)
Mid-Range Weapons: Maquahuitl (Edge) vs Makrigga
Long-Range Weapons: Atlatl & Tlacochtli vs Kpinga (Edge)
Special Weapons: Tematlatl (Edge) vs Botto & Pima

Aztec Jaguar Kills: 448 Zande Warrior Kills: 552

Victor Zande Warrior

Nazi Waffen-SS vs. Viet Cong
Close-Range Weapons: Mauser C96 Pistol vs. Tokarev-TT33 Pistol
Mid-Range Weapons: MP-28 vs. MAT-49N
Explosive Weapons: Schrapnellmine (Bouncing Betty) vs. F-1 Grenade & POMZ-2
Special Weapons: Flammenwerfer 41 vs. Punji Stakes

Nazi Waffen-SS Kills: 614 Viet Cong Kills: 386

Victor: Nazi Waffen-SS

Roman Centurion vs. India\'s Rajput Warrior

Somali Pirate vs. Medellin Drug Cartel

Persian Immortal vs. Celt

KGB vs. CIA

Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu

Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer

Comanche vs. Mongol

Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando


Discuss!

SWAT v GSG9
Aztec Jaguar v Zande Warrior
KGB v CIA
Nazi SS v Viet Cong
Navy SEAL v Israeli Commando

Those are probably gonna be the best.

The Nazi SS were really just normal soldiers with a special job...

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NOT ANOTHER FUCKING ONE! GOD DAMNIT! THE MATCHUPS ARE STILL AS BAD AS LAST SEASON!

Baconsen wrote:The Nazi SS were really just normal soldiers with a special job...

WTF are you talking about?

They were highly trained, inhumanly devoted soldiers, who were the personal bodyguards of Hitler.

The only ones who put up a bigger fight in Berlin were the Hitler Youth.

PiEdude wrote:

Baconsen wrote:The Nazi SS were really just normal soldiers with a special job...

WTF are you talking about?

They were highly trained, inhumanly devoted soldiers, who were the personal bodyguards of Hitler.

The only ones who put up a bigger fight in Berlin were the Hitler Youth.

It would have been more accurate to list them as the Nazi Waffen-SS, and by doing so, makes them elite soldiers. By just saying Nazi SS, they have just bodyguards not as battle experience or equiped as the actual SS army (Waffen-SS).

US Marines win every fight listed.

KristallNacht wrote:US Marines win every fight listed.

'vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu' HAHAHAHAHA

DRACULA WOULD WIN ANYDAY!!!

lol

If it's an actual battle where they're both generals, it should definitely be Sun Tzu. His writings on strategy are still used today, and not just for warfare.

It's required reading for some business colleges.

The Art of War is required reading for SNCOs and Officers

Me and my friends bet a $1 each on the bets. I'm 0-1.

Ruski wrote:Here's the line-up of match-ups for the upcoming episodes.

SWAT vs. GSG9

Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great

Attila the Hun weapons:

Jesse James vs. Al Capone

Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior

Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong

Roman Centurion vs. India's Rajput Warrior

Somali Pirate vs. Medellin Drug Cartel

Persian Immortal vs. Celt

KGB vs. CIA

Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu

Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer

Comanche vs. Mongol

Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando


Discuss!

Why do you have only one place to list weapons? [Attila's only]

Updated.

They didn't factor some stuff into this, like the fact that the gsg9 shotgun has a larger clip, and the gsg9 sniper rifle has a larger clip and is semiautomatic compared to the american sniper, which is only bolt action.

A larger clip doesn't always mean everything. The rate of delivery can depend more.

PSG-1 has a larger clip and shoots faster.

And the PSG-1 got the advantage.

So what were you complaining about?

I was talking about the shotgun, for one.

I was pulling for GSG-9. Only lost two bucks. You win some you lose some.

Ruski wrote:Here's the line-up of match-ups for the upcoming episodes.

SWAT vs. GSG9

Close-Range Weapons: Benelli M4 (Edge) vs. Remington 870
Mid-Range Weapons: LWRC-PSD (Edge) vs. H&K G36
Long-Range Weapons: Remington 700 vs. H&K PSG1 (Edge)
Special Weapons: Taser Shockwave (Edge) vs. Stingball Grenade

SWAT: 578 kills GSG-9: 422 kills

Victor: SWAT

Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great (Alexander wins, no contest)

Jesse James vs. Al Capone (What the fuck?!)

Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior (Zande. Seeing as Jaguar Warriors used clubs for the sake of the Gods)

Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong (What!? Seriously!? Nazi SS elite soldiers, against poorly equipped and poorly trained civilian levies?)

Roman Centurion vs. India's Rajput Warrior (-.- No fucking contest, no fucking comment)

Somali Pirate vs. Medellin Drug Cartel (Obviously pirates will win)

Persian Immortal vs. Celt (Wow... Once again, I facepalm)

KGB vs. CIA (This one makes a little more sense)

Vlad The Impaler vs. Sun Tzu (Umm... Yeah...)

Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer (British Redcoats. They conquered 1/4 of the world you know?)

Comanche vs. Mongol (Fucking stupid)

Navy SEAL vs. Israeli Commando (Even though this one is pretty far fetched, it's interesting.)


Discuss!

There, I discussed...

Well remember OB, the US was very trained and shit and we lost in Vietnam, but I am vouching for the Nazi SS.

Also, I pretty much agree with you, but I must say the Columbian Drug dealers will win.

Vouching for KGB

Musketeer.

Mongol.

And I say the Israeli Commando.

I watched a few of the fights.
And they were fucking stupid. Like, the Pirate vs the Knight. What the hell did the Knight do apart from stumble around, while the pirate just shot him and threw bombs? So uneven.

And the Spartan vs Ninja was just plain odd...

well the fights are just reenactments that show that show everything getting used


all that is really happening is a computer is simulating 1000 fights in like 5 minutes