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Post by PiEdude Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:13 am

The First Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
There are no women on the Internet. Assume everyone is a man.

The Second Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
Everyone else is a potential rapist. Give no personal information.

The Third Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
Never get into a relationship over the Internet. See rules one and two.

Note: These are simply broad generalizations about the Internet, usually invented by the Internet as a whole. These rules do not, in any way, necessarily represent my thoughts or opinions. They are for comedic purposes only.


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Post by Nocbl2 Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:28 pm

The Second Cardinal Rule of the Internet: There are no people on the Internet.
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Post by Vigil Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:49 pm

The Third Cardinal Rule of the Internet: You don't tell anyone about the Internet.
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Post by BBJynne Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:54 pm

None of those are true.

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Post by MrX Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:55 pm

there are women on the internet... and they expect us...
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Post by Gauz Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:16 pm

The fourth cardinal rule: The cake is a lie
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Post by PiEdude Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:54 pm

BBJynne wrote:None of those are true.

sargentbilco wrote:there are women on the internet... and they expect us...

Read the fine print.
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Post by BBJynne Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:59 pm

I didn't even notice it was there until you mentioned it

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Post by Ringleader Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:17 pm

:face:
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Post by MrX Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:44 pm

i did read ;) its just i was stating how it is
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:38 pm

The Fifth Cardinal Rule:

The average IQ of a person commenting on a Youtube video is given by

I= Sqrt(10000(W-10)/N)

Where I is the average intelligence of the poster, W is the average number of correctly spelled words per comment on the video, and N is the number of people who commented on the video.

The Sixth Cardinal Rule:

The probability that an asinine political view/conspiracy theory will be brought out in Youtube comments is given by

M=C(H/e^(I))

Where M is the number of moronic political comments/conspiracy theories that betray the fact that the poster has slightly less than the intelligence of a fried egg, H is the number of hits to that video, I is the average intelligence of the posters (See Cardinal Rule Number Five) and C is a constant that depends on the content of the video.

The Seventh Cardinal Rule:

Name an animal, or any combination of two or three animals. There is anthropomorphic art of it, probably hosted on Deviantart. You just have to look hard enough.

The Eighth Cardinal Rule:

Select any picture of an anthropomorphic animal hosted on Deviantart.
There is furry porn of it hosted elsewhere. No exceptions. If the artist doesn't make said picture, then one of his fans did.


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Post by Barbbachello Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:40 pm

Rule 34

If it exists there is porn of it
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Post by KristallNacht Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:46 pm

Rule 35

If porn of it doesn't exist, it will
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Post by Divine Virus Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:06 pm

Cardinal Rules of the Internet No_exceptions_circle
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Post by TNine Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:45 pm

Cardinal Rules of the Internet Rule%2034%202
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Post by Carlos Spicyweiner Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:02 pm

The Ninth Cardinal Rule:

There are people who actually spend their entire day posting in topics like this...
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Post by Ukurse Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:09 pm

The Tenth Cardinal Rule:

Everyone on the internet is homosexual. (Or maybe that is just me)
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Post by Barbbachello Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:12 pm

On the internet men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents
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Post by Divine Virus Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:56 pm

Cardinal Rules of the Internet 4chan-logo
That is all!
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Post by PiEdude Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:09 am

Added a new one.
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Post by Vtrooper Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:00 pm

11th Cardinal Rule of the Internet

Haters gonna Hate, no matter what
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Post by dragoon9105 Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:51 pm

12th Cardinal Rule of the Internet

Chuck Norris Overrides every rule previous and after this one

13th Cardinal Rule of the Internet
the Number 13 pwns and everyone who doesn't use it is a homo-sexual
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Post by Gauz Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:00 pm

Please refer to the tenth cardinal rule Dragoon. In response to your thirteenth
YouCurse wrote:The Tenth Cardinal Rule:

Everyone on the internet is homosexual. (Or maybe that is just me)
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Post by Vtrooper Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:11 pm

Rule 14

Not every link is clean, so Keep It Clean and use Anti-Virus softwear(sp)
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Post by Nocbl2 Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:53 pm

Rule 15

The /b/tards will zerg rush you if you insult them.
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