Quote of the Day

Nocbl: "Ah. God dammit. I wish I was you .
Although, I'm actually looking into joining the Army or Marines, but only if there's a war going on lol"

Vigil wrote:

lol, the Simpsons always have some good ones:

Old lady walking up to me in a gas station...

Her- Hello
me- .... hey?
Her- Do you know where the condoms are?
me- O.o um they're like right behind you.
Her- Oh thank you! *grabs 4 boxes, buys them and walks away*

... WTF?!

JB wrote:Old lady walking up to me in a gas station...

Her- Hello
me- .... hey?
Her- Do you know where the condoms are?
me- O.o um they're like right behind you.
Her- Oh thank you! *grabs 4 boxes, buys them and walks away*

... WTF?!

I lol'd hard.

okay Muhammad sorry about that, let's carry on.

JB wrote:Old lady walking up to me in a gas station...

Her- Hello
me- .... hey?
Her- Do you know where the condoms are?
me- O.o um they're like right behind you.
Her- Oh thank you! *grabs 4 boxes, buys them and walks away*

... WTF?!

I bet this happens a lot with you and XNate.

I take it when there is no condom, a corn husk can suffice.

XNate: Hey Bacon, did you know that Nick rhymes with Dick? HER HER HER.

Bacon: Hahahaha

Vigil: Hey Nate did you know that Nate rhymes with prostate?

Epic lols had.

Vigil wrote:XNate: Hey Bacon, did you know that Nick rhymes with Dick? HER HER HER.

Bacon: Hahahaha

Vigil: Hey Nate did you know that Nate rhymes with prostate?

Epic lols had.

Virus: Hey Nate did you know that Nate rhymes with...masturbate?

Nate: Oh my...

Virus: More like chronic masturbate!

lols were lol'd

Nate: *sigh*

*cries to self in corner*

Love you Nate!

Grenade: "Why is this High-Power Pistol....so High-power?"

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.- Mark Twain

ODSTman: "chapter 14 (btw the Elites believe they are the descendants, but they arent, like the Prophets believe there is a Great Journey)"

"According to my day planner, I don't give a fuck."

Sam
"Be smart and advance"
Me
"I'm advancing. I told her that she's cute and pretty today."
Sam
"Keep the advancing Above Belt"

By your command.

As much as people love the new BSG I grew up watching the old version and while it is dated now, I still love the cyclon's voices in the original.

Never got into it really. Looked decent and saw a lot of commercials for it but never watched it. I don't think at least.

they don't even have voices in the new one I don't think

Never cared for it

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

Al-Hasan al-Basri: ‘

Contemplation is a mirror that shows you your good and bad deeds.’

All from Harry Caray:
"Aw, how could he (Jorge Orta) lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico."

"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?"

"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball."

"Holy cow!"

"I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better."

"I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ball Game), because I think it's the only song I knew the words to!"

"They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English."

"This has been the remarkable thing about the fans in Chicago, they keep drawing an average of a million-three a year, and, when the season's over and they've won their usual seventy-one games, you feel that those fans deserve a medal."

"You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor."

Im Bergutti, this is me and my friend talking about Stronghold Crusader.


BERGUTTI: I didn't talk shit
BERGUTTI: at all
BERGUTTI: you just perceive it so
StrictLime: your saying i have a retard eco
BERGUTTI: You do
StrictLime: thats shit talking
BERGUTTI: Shit doesnt talk
StrictLime: ughh.....