Re: Fable III

by czar Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:27 pm

Gold wrote:When DOES Mass Effect 2 come out anyways?

http://tinyurl.com/mf87al

by Rasq'uire'laskar Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:31 pm

Gauz wrote:I still need to play Mass Effect...

by Wolverfrog49 Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:10 pm

Let's hope it's better than the shitfest which was Fable II. It had such a crappy plot...

by **Vigil** Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:04 pm

Indeed. It was very very dull and convulted.

by Cheese Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:13 pm

Vigil wrote:Indeed. It was very very dull and convulted.

I would say clichéd myself.

by Gauz Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:39 pm

*drinks tea*

by **Vigil** Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:54 pm

Cheese wrote:
Vigil wrote:Indeed. It was very very dull and convulted.

I would say clichéd myself.

That too.

I had a strong sense of Deja Vu throughout the game, as it felt like I was playing the first one again.

by Wolverfrog49 Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:26 pm

Well, Moyleneux being Moyleneux, you can expect him to overhype this terribly, implement Natal into the game, and make a real genuine cock up. Here are what I know to be the first of many bullshit statements -

"I think there's something fundamentally wrong with RPGs like Fable... It's a mechanic that's been there since the eighties. I'm going to take that foundation stone and throw it away."

"Our story isn't just one thread, it branches and merges and there are lots of choices and consequences, and we have to get to the centre of that as quickly as possible."

"In many games for me, the main character feels detached from the world. It's rare you see them physically touching people. Fable III will change this."

"Imagine being able to embrace your child. How does that make you feel?"

"Imagine hearing the cries from a young child in the house, and you as a ruler storm in to save the child."

"Please enjoy the sense of power we're going to give you with Fable III."

Yeah, he fails.

by **KrAzY** Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:40 pm

we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...

by LH Justin Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:20 am

KrAzY wrote:we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...

Yeah, I never understood why you couldn't kill the children.

by Ukurse Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:34 am

LH Justin wrote:
KrAzY wrote:we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...
Yeah, I never understood why you couldn't kill the children.

Same, and why can you not marry a child, and then have intercourse with him/her/it.

by MrX Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:48 am

Ukurse wrote:
LH Justin wrote:
KrAzY wrote:we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...
Yeah, I never understood why you couldn't kill the children.
Same, and why can you not marry a child, and then have intercourse with him/her/it.

because their vaginas would be undeveloped silly Razz

by **Vigil** Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:54 am

LH Justin wrote:
KrAzY wrote:we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...
Yeah, I never understood why you couldn't kill the children.

The ESRB would have a field day if you could.

by Ascendant Justice Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:57 am

Vigil wrote:
LH Justin wrote:
KrAzY wrote:we had better be able to kill the children in fable 3

I had a HUGE group of people standing around me admiring my farting prowess.... so I charged up a magic spell and killed all of them... except the 5 fucking children who were in a semicircle around me who screamed and ratted me to the guards...
Yeah, I never understood why you couldn't kill the children.

The ESRB would have a field day if you could.

Just like how PETA had a field day when Overlord 2 announced that you would be clubbing seals in the first part of the game.

by **Vigil** Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:53 pm

http://www.gametrailers.com/news/fable-iii-goes-episodic-casual/2259

And thus Fable III was doomed before it even came out. It's going to be even more pathetic.

by Cheese Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:44 pm

So he actually just said he'll be taking away features to get more money... Oh God. And he was actually enthusiastic about it.

And the thing is the glaring flaw in Fable 2 (apart from the extreme easiness) was its lack of content in the 'not just dicking around' department!

by **Vigil** Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:29 pm

Fable II felt empty and easy.

What they've said there is they're taking even more shit out and naking it even easier.

So after a game you could complete with one hand, they're going to one up it with game you win by only using your nose.

by Felix Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:14 pm

Vigil wrote:Fable II felt empty and easy.

What they've said there is they're taking even more shit out and naking it even easier.

So after a game you could complete with one hand, they're going to one up it with game you win by only using your nose.

I don't know about you, but beating a game with only your nose sounds like a challenge to me. Razz

by **Vigil** Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:20 am

Fable II is a good way to do it.

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