G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra

CivBase wrote:I liked Jumper

what part of that god awful movie entertained you

was it the worst acting (it was hayden christinsen and the best acting he did in the movie was worse then NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the end of star wars 3)

was it the shoddy plot ( I have a sister and you live in Antarctica. who cares youre part of some organization of which i have no idea what they do how they do it how they get away has no backstory and you just randomly joined with no explanation plus there is no reason at all for me to be a jumper and electricity magically stops me, and just like in star wars im the strongest dude ever cause for no reason i can jump a house and no ones EVER DONE THAT and i think that it is more humane to leave a man to die and starve in a cave above a canyon with no way to kill himself.... did i get everything... oh yeah the coolest character was just left in a powerline to die just because good ol hayden wanted to leave)

or was it the shoddy effects

I wish Kslidz would make an argument about why it was a terrible movie and not his opinions.

im going to see it tonight...

in a drive in!

can you believe they still have those?

The most important question that is to be asked is this. Is Cobra commander in it?

At the end yes, and the movie was good so Avenged and Kslidz can go fuck a goat.

alright, I just saw it. It really wasn't that bad, it was cheesy, but it was supposed to be cheesy. It really wasn't the most horrible movie of all time.

it was 90% of what it could have been in its genera (cheesy action film)

and 65%-70% overall.

I'll admit Channing Tatum can't act his way outta a paper bag. However, i did enjoy the Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow parts. Really, if that were most of the movie it would've been a lot better.
Also, Dennis Quaid, is that really the only work you could get?

OMG ITS STARKILLER!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!