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Post by Gauz on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:46 pm

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Post by Angatar on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:15 am

I lol'd. On the second page there was one that said, "he wouldn't have sex with me because his guild had a mission on world of warcraft".

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Post by KristallNacht on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:18 am

rip off of my drunk texts
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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:35 am

but this one is better
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Post by kslidz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:15 am

so funny 35 pages of reading

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Post by KristallNacht on Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:48 pm

(760): i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped


oh yeah


its more fun reading them from your own area code....though idk how that one made it on the 916 list. but funny still
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:58 pm

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:00 pm

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

That is the all-time worst night.
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Post by KristallNacht on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:02 pm

oh hot damn
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Post by Angatar on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:04 pm

Gauz wrote:(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

That is the all-time worst night.
Hahahahahaha pwned.

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Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:10 pm

That is awesome

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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:14 pm

I lol'd the first time I saw it

That is a example of karma
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:15 pm

(508): Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
(781): So you're taking me there this weekend?
(508): oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:16 pm

lol
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Post by Death no More on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:18 pm

(405): sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.


lol that made my day.
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:37 pm

(804): I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.




This one tops my other reads

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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:08 pm

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:19 pm

(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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Post by LH Justin on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:50 pm

Gauz wrote:(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Why would that get you kicked out? Razz
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Post by noir on Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:00 pm

These alwats just seem like bad copies of bash.org imo.

You'd get kicked out 'cos they're a religous text - nobody has the balls to actually do it. I, for one, would absolutely make them my favourite bookshop, forever.
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:47 pm

(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
(1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:50 pm

i saw that there

I lol'd
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Post by LH Justin on Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:31 pm

noir wrote:These alwats just seem like bad copies of bash.org imo.

You'd get kicked out 'cos they're a religous text - nobody has the balls to actually do it. I, for one, would absolutely make them my favourite bookshop, forever.
I would do it.
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