TFLN

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

MAH FUNNEH SITE

I lol'd. On the second page there was one that said, "he wouldn't have sex with me because his guild had a mission on world of warcraft".

rip off of my drunk texts

but this one is better

so funny 35 pages of reading

(760): i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped


oh yeah


its more fun reading them from your own area code....though idk how that one made it on the 916 list. but funny still

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

That is the all-time worst night.

oh hot damn

Gauz wrote:(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

That is the all-time worst night.

Hahahahahaha pwned.

That is awesome

I lol'd the first time I saw it

That is a example of karma

(508): Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
(781): So you're taking me there this weekend?
(508): oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

lol

(405): sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.


lol that made my day.

(804): I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.




This one tops my other reads

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

Gauz wrote:(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

Why would that get you kicked out?

These alwats just seem like bad copies of bash.org imo.

You'd get kicked out 'cos they're a religous text - nobody has the balls to actually do it. I, for one, would absolutely make them my favourite bookshop, forever.

(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
(1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

i saw that there

I lol'd

noir wrote:These alwats just seem like bad copies of bash.org imo.

You'd get kicked out 'cos they're a religous text - nobody has the balls to actually do it. I, for one, would absolutely make them my favourite bookshop, forever.

I would do it.