Re: Behold the awesomness that is Chuck Norris!

by **CivBase** Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:47 pm

Chuck Norris is the only man ~~alive~~ evah that can resist the awesomeness of Chuck Norris jokes.

by **BBJynne** Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:48 pm

I guess I am not a living man then.

by KristallNacht Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:40 pm

The Chief import of Chuck Norris is Cock

by Death no More Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:55 pm

BBJynne wrote:
Death no more wrote:
BBJynne wrote:Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny enough to deserve a thread, much less three.
BLASPHEMY!!!!!

No it isn't. I didn't say that they were untrue, I just said they weren't funny.

CLOSE ENOUGH!

by Nocbl2 Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:31 pm

When Chuck Norris walks, the he doesn't move. The world moves his path for him out of fear.

by TNine Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:28 pm

KristallNacht wrote:The Chief import of Chuck Norris is Cock

Did you just call Chuck Norris gay?

Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funeral".

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

by Gold Spartan Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:33 pm

KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

fixed

by Jamiesway Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:44 pm

i hate chuck norris...basterd

by Gauz Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:46 pm

spell bastard right then we'll talk.

by KristallNacht Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:27 am

Gold Spartan5 wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

ruined

fix'd

by Carcarius Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:38 am

Ok thats it. Why the hell is Chuck Norris so godly?

by KristallNacht Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:43 am

cause he's every gay man's fantasy

by Ringleader Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:49 am

I brush my teeth with toothpaste,

toothpaste brushes its teeth with Chuck Norris

by TNine Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:01 pm

KristallNacht wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

ruined

ruined

fix'd

Ah i'm so clever!

by Nocbl2 Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:09 pm

TNine wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

ruined

ruined

fucked

Ah i'm so mentally deficint!

by TNine Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:
TNine wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

ruined

ruined

fucked

Ah i'm so mentally deficint!

Great, you broke my comment Sad

It was so perfect!

by Nocbl2 Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:25 pm

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

by Gauz Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:31 pm

TNine wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:
TNine wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Cock

ruined

ruined

fucked

Ah i'm so mentally deficint!
Great, you broke my comment

It was so perfect!

Nocbl2 wrote:C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

N-N-NO CHANCE!

by Ringleader Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:48 pm

I go to the bathroom in a toilet. A toilet goes to the bathroom in Chuck Norris.

Wait, what?

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