The great raid + escape

Over the last week and a half some friends and I have decided to have a bit of fun for our end of the year.

Two Fridays ago, one of our friends which happens to be the funniest kid in school, had his last day since he was suspended the rest of the year. Furthermore he was stuck in ABC(Alternate Behavior Classroom) for the entire day. We knew we had to do something memorable for his last day, and we did.

After lunch we rounded up about 20 people and stormed the ABC room in attempt to get him. It's too bad he didn't get the text message we sent earlier that told him we were doing it, so he didn't get up due to not knowing what the fuck was going on. By the time he did the fat, red faced ABC teacher had run across the room and blocked off the door. 6 of us were still trapped inside, including me. (I led the charge)

And so we were suspended for the last two days of school, but so what? We still had another week...

Last friday was my last day. Everyone knew I was going to do something big and one kid even brought his video camera just so he could catch it on tape. I was in fact planning on stealing the mic during lunch and calling a food fight, however I was thrown in ABC in first period for screaming out "penis"

I had to do something, I couldn't waste my last day sitting at a desk in quiet. I went to the bathroom and met up with one of my friends, and we decided to make a jailbreak. We ran out in the field, jumped the wall, and got out of that shit.

eND.

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Thats crazy...

One thing:


Don't get caught.

A kid at our school got held back a year for doing that kinda stuff.

Back in December I got saturday school for being tardy to studyhall...
anyways I was one of the lucky few who got to spend it with our Principal(good) instead of the English 2 teacher (bad), He had his TV on so he wasn't paying much attention, so I decided I didn't want to sit there for the next 4 hours and do absolutely nothing with my time.

When I knew good and well that he was well engrossed in his show, I got up and took off for the door [managing to faceplant when I reached the first set of stairs (6 steps)]. Before I could remember that it was twelve degrees outside I ran through the doors without my coat on, and when I tried to get back in the doors were locked. So I ended up spending about 2 1/2 hours outside before he realized that I had left, thankfully he's a very nice person and let me off with no punishment

Wow... You're an idiot. You didn't realize it was 12 degrees out?

because it had been warmer earler, watch the hostility there bub

12 farenheit, right?

Yes I can't spell. Leave me alone.

yeah, live in the U.S. but probably shoulda specified anyways, my bad

Let's see: we tore down the ceiling. twice. we got three teachers to leave school because of us bothering them. we ripped off a door, destroyed two sinks, smashed a toilet, dragged down a lamp, broke a few windows, skated on the roof, and destroyed hell of a lot of the chairs, tables and so on. All we get is suspension for maybe a week max. And sometimes we have to pay for what we do.

Juvenile delinquents, all of you.

I was planning on something, but I didn't follow through. I would simply acquire a lot of dry ice, break it into chunks, and dump them into the high-school swimming pool.
The only problem is that the swimming pool was covered, and anyone who went in there would get gassed.

Do you have any idea what Dry ice would do to a pool?

For starters, there would be a whole bunch of chunks of dry ice at the bottom of the pool, covered with shells of 'wet ice' that slowly lets CO2 bubble out. The whole pool would be fizzing like a boiling pot of water, and there would be ice floes at the top. Not to mention that all of the air would be displaced by CO2.

I do know what dry ice would do to a pool, yes.

Good. Now what would you do with sodium pellets and Ceran wrap?

I know the answer to this....

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Good. Now what would you do with sodium pellets and Ceran wrap?

Psuedo-airbag?

I accidently shot my teacher with my science project...

what the hell was your science project? "How to build an Ak-47 using 3 easy steps?" becuase mine was

Paintball raids >>>> all. While we were at it, we also jammed all the locks in the the school with various debris that we found lying around.

dragoon9105 wrote:what the hell was your science project? "How to build an Ak-47 using 3 easy steps?" becuase mine was

lol I'm making a spud-gun for next year's science project

It's also fun to cover your hands in something that burns and then poke people in their eyes.

Archangel wrote:

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Good. Now what would you do with sodium pellets and Ceran wrap?

Psuedo-airbag?

Nope. Wrap the sodium pellets very tightly in the ceran wrap, and then flush it down the toilet.

Should give you anywhere between six hours and two days before the great big kaboom!

Kasrkin Seath wrote:I know the answer to this....

Were you correct?

we never really do anything huge, just a bunch of small shit at out school. lets see.....
- Stole the big guy made out of tape from the planter, gave him a joint, dressed him up, and called him bob

- hang out directly ON the stairs, which pisses EVERYONE off because those are the only stairs, and we get in everyones way (we have gotten kicked out probably 6 times this year, but keep comming back)

-brought a huge fricking tent to school on a rainy day

-always popping milk cartons which pisses people off immensely

-kick the soap dispensers off the wall (and i brought one home once)

- brought a carton of eggs and water balloon-condoms to a food fight

-multiple condom fights on the bus

thats all i can think of right now

Me and the crew have done too many small things to mention, namely:

- Regularly march down hallway 5 singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

- Stole the hand sanitizer stand in the lunch room (woody) and gave him a swirely

- Stole Woody again, this time I pissed in it

- Stole about 50 dollars worth of hand tools from engineering

- Stole engineering teacher's easy button

- Stole her blutooth device (she used it to read kids text messages and view some of their pictures)

- Stole her precious pointer

- Changed the password on geography teacher's account

- Got on a proxy and brought up porn on teachers account

- Replaced internet explorer with command line spammer

- Brought up smouch.net/lol

- Rick Rolled the library

- Replaced miracle of birth video with rick roll, however it was unsuccesful in that it was never shown to the class

- Asked a SUPER PRO BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN teacher how the "inNIGGERation" was. I even emphasized the NIGGER.

- Bubbled in "Fuck you" on scantron test

- Daily carrot launches at a certain girl's size Cs

-Closed the hallway doors every day and held them shut for 3 minutes, trapping the entire building. (you only have 4 minutes between classes)

My group has about 15 people, and I either came up with, led, or personally did the vast majority of those. The school had a camera installed for the sole purpose of monitoring our lunch table. However, middleschool is over and thus my time to be stupid. I'm returning to success, education and a moral life in high school.

XD

while were on it, does anyone have any outstanding senior pranks they would like to bring up? Im still a freahman, but were planning on burning a giant peins on the field when we get out