Only in America

"Right," we said.
"It would never happen," we said.
"Only in Gears of War," we said.
"It's completely impractical in real life," we said.

But, secretly, we all loved that thing. We all wanted to use one, just once. We all quietly figured it into our zombie plans...

Only a complete nutjob would actually put one together... Or a genius... you decide.

I want one... On an AK-74... Or on one of these.

I'm sure the chainsaw will fit under the barrel of the gun.

Not really genius... just basically just took a small chainsaw and strapped it to the bottom of a gun.

Angatar wrote:
I'm sure the chainsaw will fit under the barrel of the gun.

Holy fuck.
How many torches does he need!
And why are there keys attached to the bottom of the handle?

Because they can be attached. Look at the rest of the weapon!

Ukurse wrote:
And why are there keys attached to the bottom of the handle?

Incase the fork fails

You know, a long range weapon with close range capability is actualy a practical idea, imo.

Ukurse wrote:
Holy fuck.
How many torches does he need!
And why are there keys attached to the bottom of the handle?

Holy monkey balls, that is beast! Lol there a metal bird attached to it at the top... WTF?

Ukurse said that, not me.

Angatar wrote:Ukurse said that, not me.

lol my bad....

capn qwerty wrote:You know, a long range weapon with close range capability is actualy a practical idea, imo.

that might just be why they invented bayonets ;)

Yes, I know that full well. But how many modern weapons have bayonets?

Bayonets basically became null with the end of trench warfare in WWI's Closing days.

Although bayonets are handed out, they are rarely, if ever, used.

The decreasing weapon length and ability to attach things like small shotguns under the rifle's barrel have almost made Bayonets comletely obsolete

Ah. I didn't know about the shotgun thing.

We need a flamethrower bayonet....

Best of both worlds?

I like this, from Get Smart.

x Gauz x wrote:Best of both worlds?

GIVE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol The person who created that is a genius far surpassing Einstein or Isaac Newton, and even me.

Death no more wrote: lol The person who created that is a genius far surpassing me.

Not hard.

Angatar wrote:

Death no more wrote: lol The person who created that is a genius far surpassing me.

Not hard.

that hurts a lot, im top of my class when I try and I could average my grades around 95% if I tried, And thats at a catholic school... so much.... homework. But im lazy as fuck, so im about average C's and B's, some A's

Death no more wrote:

Angatar wrote:

Death no more wrote: lol The person who created that is a genius far surpassing me.

Not hard.

that hurts a lot, im top of my class when I try and I could average my grades around 95% if I tried, And thats at a catholic school... so much.... homework. But im lazy as fuck, so im about average C's and B's, some A's

Where do you live?

x Gauz x wrote:Best of both worlds?

Eh, I've seen that before. Used to be something similar on rifles, until they figured out that they clogged the gun more often, and were hard to clean/remove in battle.

Clips for combat knifes were simpler.