Whats more dangerous? person you meet online, or your doctor/teacher?

Deer are more dangerous
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Which is more dangerous? Planes or donkeys?
Donkeys are actualy more dangerous and kill more people each year than plane crashes.

As for the question, it's a no-brainer, deer.

lol that whole "notes part" is just because of me isn't it?




Yeah cause at any time I walk in a forest im looking over my shoulder to make sure a deer isn't stalking me.


So help me GOD if I ran into a deer in a dark alley....................

Okay, Seath, please tell me the last time a deer pulled a man into a swamp and Death Rolled him until he either died, or gotten a limb taken off.

I'm waiting...

a scared deer can knock your ass clear across a field.

OKay pie, tell me the last time a few gators leaped out in front of your car while driving.

Its all about situation though




If im in a pool full of alligators, the last thing on my mind is running into a god damn deer


You run into a deer and and a bear in the middle of the woods, which one you running away from?

Fucking Smoky thats who. "only you can prevent forest fires" my ass. WHOS GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM THE DEERS!?!?!?!?!?

Don Corleone wrote:a scared deer can knock your ass clear across a field.

And a scared alligator, can drag you into the water, and rip your balls off.
Along with your arms, your legs, and letting all of his little gator friends get the scraps.

Last time I checked, deer don't do that very often.

Kasrkin Seath wrote:OKay pie, tell me the last time a few gators leaped out in front of your car while driving.

You've clearly never been to Orlando...

Lord Pheonix wrote:Its all about situation though




If im in a pool full of alligators, the last thing on my mind is running into a god damn deer


You run into a deer and and a bear in the middle of the woods, which one you running away from?

Fucking Smoky thats who. "only you can prevent forest fires" my ass. WHOS GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM THE DEERS!?!?!?!?!?

Correct LP it IS all about the situation.
You are however More likely to encounter a deer on the road while driving than ever encountering an alligator in the wild ANYWHERE.


and pie...

And an alligator, which would live in only a small portion of the country, is unlikely to ever be encountered compared to a deer. There are dozens of millions of deer, and only a million or so alligators.

You've also clearly never been to almsot everywhere else in the country where gators dont even live and where deer cause dozens of fatalities a year. Besides, gators dont cause that much damage to a car, deer do.

Lord Pheonix wrote:Its all about situation though




If im in a pool full of alligators, the last thing on my mind is running into a god damn deer


You run into a deer and and a bear in the middle of the woods, which one you running away from?

Fucking Smoky thats who. "only you can prevent forest fires" my ass. WHOS GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM THE DEERS!?!?!?!?!?

Of course, if I'm in a pool full of deer, the first thing on my mind will be, "How the fuck did this happen?!".
And if I'm in a pool full of bears, I'll think: "HOLY SHIT! I'M IN A POOL FULL OF BEARS! WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THOSE DEER GO?"

Also its about the context of how you say it






Which is most likely to hurt you in an everyday situation of a normal civilian day lifestyle?

A deer



Which on its own is a more dangerous creature and is a natural born killer made by mother nature to do nothing but kill to feed?


A alligator

Lord Pheonix wrote:
Which on its own is a more dangerous creature and is a natural born killer made by mother nature to do nothing but kill to feed?


A alligator

From "A Colbert Christmas":
*Elvis Costello is being mauled by a bear*
Colbert: "Quick, do something!"
Angel: "I can't, I have no power over bears, they're just Godless killing machines!"

True.

It is because of the fact that a deer is more dangerous than an alligator in everyday life that I think deer are more dangerous; I as well as everyone else are more likely to hit a deer while driving than encounter an alligator.

An alligator in certain circumstances is dangerous, just like a deer is in others; its just the rate of occurence is much higher with the deer than aligators, I believe hundreds of thousands of times higher in fact

Good point

and a pool full of deer would most likely kill you.frightened animals are bad >.>

deer defiantly. to bad i couldnt kill one this year during rifle season. fucking weather.

pie fails
that is a really young deer

besides, there are millions more of them

another one: Whats more dangerous? person you meet online, or your doctor/teacher?

Statistics show you are 4x more likely to be molested by a doctor or teacher than someone you meet online.

yeAH
I think the original is settled
More people said deer were more dangerous

changing topic

PiEdude wrote:

Kasrkin Seath wrote:OKay pie, tell me the last time a few gators leaped out in front of your car while driving.

You've clearly never been to Orlando...

I live near Tampa, across the road from a lake. Alligators are lazy, my friend pissed on one and it just snapped it's jaws and left.

i would say you doctor since he can fuck with your medical record telling you have shit that you don't have...

haha....
*thinks of my pedofile health teacher*

I'm obviously going to go with doctor/teacher on this one.

depends on how much information you're willing to put online

the doctor/teacher has access to you a lot, while the online person only can get at you if you tell them where to go