Qwertyopolis

they only go one way.....leaving a small shock wave and the remnats in peaces behind....
*looks back down*

well lets see if it holds.
*first set explodes destroying hundreds and knocking a few back onto the ground*
we got time......

Never played Half-Life 2, civ?

*strafing antlions still climbing out of hole*

Eat lead you SOB's!

*antlion jumps at hornet and latches onto side; does barrel roll and throws it off*

WTF since when can they fly?!

*dozens of antlions jump at the hornet*

AAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!

*antlions smother hornet, causing it to plummet towards the ground*

Screw this!

*ejects*

*hornet crashes, killing dozens of antlions*

Booyah!

*is slowly floating towards antlion horde (me haz parachute)*

Oh no...

*starts firing into antlion horde*

*is still snipeing things*

*starts ranting random profanities as I float ever closer ot the antlions*

*notices onyx*

Oi! A little help here?

hmmm..*gets in warthog and drives to capns landing postion*

capn qwerty wrote:

*notices onyx*

*bb reacts as well*



*uses captured scarab to shoot at qwerty (and therefore the ant-lions on him)*

i hate the rabbit thing on starfox n64 -.-*arrives at caons postion*

*due to super-pwnzor powers of awesomeness, is only lightly singed by BB's attack*

BB, there aren't any antlions on me. They were on the hornet I was flying, which is now a smoldering pile of slag.

*lands in onyx's warthog and mans the turret*

Thanks for the lift. Now lets kick some arse!

*opens up on antlions*

*dives arounds things*

capn qwerty wrote:
BB, there aren't any antlions on me. They were on the hornet I was flying, which is now a smoldering pile of slag.

well soooooooreeeeeey for not reading your long posts

*second wave of bombs explode doing same as first*

well 6 more waves of bombs left.

*gets gas tank and pours gas onto walls*
*sees cive still building*
* throws motion sensors around BB's location just in case*

Okay, blueprints are done.
Now I just need the parts...
*evil idea*
He greg, how's that scarab doing?

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Exterior armor is in good condition.
Gun platform is cool.
AA gun has minor damage, but are still operational.
However, the reactor was damaged and is only operational by 75%, leaving the main gun platform at 53% capeability and the AA gun at 46%.

Dang... that's not going to work then...
Just keep the scarab protected, I'll do this the old fashioned way.
*hops on raptor and drives outside*
*opens fire on antlions*
Can someone please tell me what these things are?
*one jumps in front of me and I run over it*
Never mind...

*kicks scarab parts off of chest and bandages arm*

*stumbles out of scarab rubble to see the next wave*

well.... crap

*starts running while shooting with 2 pistols*

*is forced to retreat to the cliff side*

well this sucks

*holds position*

a little help here!

*turns and drives over to nate*
*fires at enemies near him*
Need a ride?

*begins to drive back to castle but thingscum under hog and pop tires* -.- dam it...we have to run....

*hops into Civs vehicle*

.....

*continues shooting at the (half life 2 insects?) enemies*

*revs engin and starts driving back to the castle*
How you hold'n out rzg?

Damm. IF this didnt move so fast. I'd join.

Gold Spartan5 wrote:Damm. IF this didnt move so fast. I'd join.

So fast? I have the most basic of coding for three units... not even any models.

*3 wave explodes*
*hears a tad of cracking*

I'm Good get the Fuck over here! Ill pave a road!

*sets flame thrower down*
*hears fourth wave go off*

Um yea! I'll get that... Greg! start protocol....we're taken her early.... before the pelecan can ge built....

*Gets on AA gun and starts takin some rounds into the mass hord*

*takes a big long shit in the toilet*

>.>
<.<

Err, onyx? The warthogs have tracks, not tires, remember?

Very good nate yes, they are the insects from HL2.

*drives warthog back into garage and hos in Golem; drives Golem through antlion horde to the hole*

*fires into hole until it collapses*

No more antlion reinforcements.

*turns around and starts hammering antlions from the rear*

*sees a queen antlion*

:twisted:

*rolls out of Civs vehicle*

*grabs a plasma nade and sticks the queen*

*kills the queen and gets the controling orb*

*orders the rest of the antilons to die*

On my way rzg.

capn qwerty wrote:Err, onyx? The warthogs have tracks, not tires, remember?

Actualy... you said only one of them has tracks.

capn qwerty wrote:*drives warthog back into garage and hos in Golem; drives Golem through antlion horde to the hole*

*fires into hole until it collapses*

No more antlion reinforcements.

YAY!
*gets to moat and fires at antlions trying to pull it down*
*clicks button on raptor and moat comes down*
*drives in and starts fireing at enemies*
*gets off raptor and starts making my way to my room*

hmm either case they broke something