resident evil: afterlife

dont see it. Biggest waste of time in my life.

the actual movie probably should have only spanned and hour, but they used slow motion so damn much it stretched it out another half hour. It was full of stupid and pointless what ill call "mini quests" that ended up leading no where. The fight scenes were terrible and filled with "why couldent they have just done that in the first place" moments. The black guy wasn't the first to die, And some of the lines were simply cheesy.

if your easily humored, go see this just so you can laugh at its horribleness. Otherwise save your time

Saw it. Was bad, you all knew that, but it was fun sitting in the theater taking the piss out of it with a mate.

I could get into the giant plot holes and bullshit explanations, but I doubt ya'll want to hear it.

Instead, watch these two scenes and tell if you think it's plagerism or homage'.






Proper review later!

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