The Worst Movie ever made

the best way to show you how terrible this movie is is through the Nostalgia Critic

I'm sorry, but After Last Season is worse.
I refuse to believe there is a movie worse than After Last Season.

I concur.

A film that features a carboard MRI machine in an obvious bedroom of a normal suburban house and loves random cutting, can even beat the cinematic nightmare that is Tommy Wiseau.

Post some videos of that movie

Vigil wrote:I concur.

A film that features a carboard MRI machine in an obvious bedroom of a normal suburban house and loves random cutting, can even beat the cinematic nightmare that is Tommy Wiseau.

The worst part was that it had a 5 million dollar budget, and probably spent all of it on paper.
Well Avenged, Spoony had a riff of it, but it's been removed. And I don't feel like searching the interwebz for it.

He is such a bad actor though how could anything be worse

THIS IS WORSE. Trust me

I don't know that flower shop scene is impressively bad

Alien 3000...

Dragon Wars is a fair contender.

Jesse you need to show me Alien 3000 please

Vigil wrote:

THIS IS WORSE. Trust me

It said high quality and I laughed.

The Last Airbender is the most horribad movie i've seen personally. It gets double points for having an amazing source material.

Dinosaur is my least favorite movie.

Let's not forget about Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. ;)

bad but not terrible

Not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

But still pretty bad but I have to say Shia labouf really saved it

Shouldn't this thread be in Media...? Anyway, the Transformers movies are awful. Also, I saw The Road today, and my dear God, that is the most depressing movie I have ever seen. I about wanted to kill myself by the end. Those are some of the worst I've seen.

Carlos Spicyweiner wrote:Shouldn't this thread be in Media...? Anyway, the Transformers movies are awful. Also, I saw The Road today, and my dear God, that is the most depressing movie I have ever seen. I about wanted to kill myself by the end. Those are some of the worst I've seen.

Road is really depressing and somewhat boring, but I wouldn't call it a terribly bad movie because of that.

Babylon babies.

VIN DIESEL ONE SHOT UAV SPLOZION

"End Game"

Plotholes plotholes plotholes...
And bad acting too.

Of course, we need some of the usual contenders for the list.
Battlefield Earth
OK. This one is bad. Really really bad. Take a sordid book from a Z-list author, give it a massive budget, and get the people who slavishly worship him to make it. And make it even dumber. I mean, come ON! The Bad Guys are belonging all our base for our gold... AND THEY OVERLOOK FORT KNOX!


As for Scientologist Subliminal Messaging, here's a quote from Duncan Campbell.
"The only subliminal voice I could detect came about 10 minutes into this 121-minute film and it seemed to be saying Leeeaaave thisssss cinemmmaaa nooow"

And more from Roger Ebert.
"Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive. I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies."

Oh, and from the guy who wrote the original script, at his Razzie acceptance speech...
"I’d like to end with three quotes about Battlefield Earth that touched me very deeply:

The critic for The New York Times said, “Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race. And after seeing this movie-- I’m all for it!”

The Banana Daily wrote; “I’d like to call the movie a train wreck, but that’s not really fair to a train wrecks, because people actually want to watch a train wreck.”

And my favorite quote of all: “This is worst fucking piece of shit movie I’ve ever seen in my enter fucking life.” That quote was from my mother."

The line that killed Travota's career.

Travolting, isn't it?

I've already made this thread, about the same movie even.