Terrorist fail

by Zaki90 Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:08 pm

Now, really if you want to blow up an airplane, why don't you do it right.

http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/fireworks-set-off-aboard-commercial-flight/19294161?icid=main|aim|dl1|link1|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2Fnation%2Farticle%2Ffireworks-set-off-aboard-commercial-flight%2F19294161

This is embarrassing. That guy deserves a slap.

by **CivBase** Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:15 pm

Just a slap? More like an execution.

by Zaki90 Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:18 pm

CivBase wrote:Just a slap? More like an execution.

Bitch slap him before shooting him in the head. That guy seriously is retarded. They should send him back to Al-Queda so they can yell at him.

by **CivBase** Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:20 pm

They would probably do more than yell. I'm sure he'd rather be in the US under interrogation at this point than back with Al-Queda.

by Gauz Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:22 pm

It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

by **CivBase** Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:24 pm

Simple... right? Rolling Eyes

by Gauz Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:25 pm

Quite.

ALLAH ACKBAR!

by **Rotaretilbo** Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:42 pm

Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.

by Nocbl2 Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:46 pm

Fail.

by Death no More Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:05 pm

Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.

Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

by Gauz Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:31 pm

Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Simple

Explosives ------> Tits

And a terrorist doctor, duh Very Happy

by laxspartan007 Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:31 pm

if i were teh doctorz i would dooz thatz 4 them is i gotz a cat for itz...

by Rasq'uire'laskar Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:42 pm

Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?

by Gauz Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:58 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-
Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?

Sssshhhhh, don't let the FBI people know...

by Rasq'uire'laskar Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:19 pm

Gauz wrote:
Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.

Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-
Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?
Sssshhhhh, don't let the FBI people know...

Too late. Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton just got added to the "No fly" list.
Very Happy

by TNine Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:21 pm

Rasq, i've always wanted to ask, where's your sig from?

by Rasq'uire'laskar Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:23 pm

TNine wrote:Rasq, i've always wanted to ask, where's your sig from?

by **Kasrkin Seath** Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:16 am

hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?

by Gold Spartan Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:54 am

Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?

It was a Nigerian....

by Death no More Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:02 pm

Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....

That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.

by Gold Spartan Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:55 pm

Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....
That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.

That doesn't change the fact that the bomber was Nigerian Death.

by Death no More Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:34 pm

Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....
That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.
That doesn't change the fact that the bomber was Nigerian Death.

.... Yes it does because he is now a Nigerian that is part of Al Qaeda

by Gold Spartan Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:37 pm

Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....
That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.
That doesn't change the fact that the bomber was Nigerian Death.
.... Yes it does because he is now a Nigerian that is part of Al Qaeda

Your quoting of my post was completely irrelevant to my point, so therefore these posts should never have happened. IT also doesn't change the fact it was a Nigerian.

by Nocbl2 Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:31 pm

Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....
That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.
That doesn't change the fact that the bomber was Nigerian Death.
.... Yes it does because he is now a Nigerian that is part of Al Qaeda
Your quoting of my post was completely irrelevant to my point, so therefore these posts should never have happened. IT also doesn't change the fact it was a Nigerian.

I hear he came from Nigeria but joined Al Qaeda and failed his little terror mission. What he should have done was worn napalm in his pockets. Undetectable, highly flammable and sticky.

by Zaki90 Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:25 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Gold Spartan5 wrote:
Kasrkin Seath wrote:hmm
What did they hope to accomplish by detonating the plane over by detroit?
It was a Nigerian....
That Al qaeda now claims they sent as a retaliation for the missile attacks on Yemen. Something like that.
That doesn't change the fact that the bomber was Nigerian Death.
.... Yes it does because he is now a Nigerian that is part of Al Qaeda
Your quoting of my post was completely irrelevant to my point, so therefore these posts should never have happened. IT also doesn't change the fact it was a Nigerian.
I hear he came from Nigeria but joined Al Qaeda and failed his little terror mission. What he should have done was worn napalm in his pockets. Undetectable, highly flammable and sticky.

You mean in bags. Don't they check your pants for any unusual items. I would simply try to control the system. Operatives at the security checkpoint would pass me and it would quite easy then.

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