Qwertyopolis 1.1

*runs from a few patrols*

i wonder why there are so many patrols here....

*snaps 1 patrols neck and then snaps the other partols spine finsishes that last one by punching him in the throat and dealing a deadly blow to the head*

*hears dogs barking in the distance*
catch me if you can *runs full speed in the same direction i had been going*

Fuck this..
*goes even furthur down the road*
*sees hummer patrol*
*fires photon cannon at it*

well now who is dumb enough to climb out of that.

*sees guy climbing out*
*walks over to him and toweres above him as he is shooting me with pistol*
*clubs him over the head and drags him back to group*

got myself some food...... or we could interogate him?

*continues moving down the road with a dead dog over my shoulder*

*looks at the man cowering in fear from me, grz, and JB*

Who is this?

I think... we should keep him for interrogation..

*Puts on helmet and turns on radio so as to hear what the soldier is saying while walking*
*walks toward truck*
*finds nothing of interest*
*takes a few of the planes missiles*
*takes computer and links it to my armor(it's still off)*
*walks northwest*

*sneaks up behind qwerty and pickpockets my equipment*

Wow... he has huge pockets!

*managed to avoid the dogs*
*is around 90 miles ahead of everyone else*
* the flash lights of a patrol is seen*
Patrol: Hes not here, Move on to the next ditch
*lets breath out in releif*
*opens lap top and sets up communications with Gauz and jake*

Finally a good connection

its getting really bad out here guys

ive picked off a few so im drawing them off your intended path

though the number of patrols have increased dramatically

*hears a tank rumbling across the bridge im under*

sorry guys gotta go *closes lap top and stores webcam and internet card*

*takes off at full speed to get to the bottom of this...*

*towards group currently with me*
Well, maybe we should start pulling little peices off till he starts talking, OOH, we could feed him to noc... i mean he is a Brute... >.>

*gets ping from nates computer, using suits internal com. device reads message telling me and Gauz to rally up*

U guys take care of this, see ya down the road

*switches suit to speed and takes off in a flash*

CivBase wrote:*sneaks up behind qwerty and pickpockets my equipment*

Wow... he has huge pockets!

inb4 that didn't happen

*follows JB after responding to nates message*

ok... well then what battlion and what country are you from?
*man still in fear but still balzy to spit*
*cleans off visor*

Do you know who I am?.... I'm your worst nightmare and this guy here is gonna be even worse.
*points to noc*
you hungry Noc? iwas thinking the water torture but i think limbs being broken and eaten would do sufficiently as well.. I know you speak english now who are you with?
*gets hand ready to break.

*Has Reached a small camp on the road filled with bodies*

Damnit nate is ahead of me

*finds a motorcycle with no gas*

Well that sucks, hmm

*Grabs gas can and makes the motorcycle explode*

Ok that was satisifing, hmm oh well, time to go

*Turns Power armor on and begins sprinting down the road*

*remembers to mark everyone in the group on my map*

*Log in the numbers, you all appear as blips in range, or arrows pointing to your location out*

Okay, lets move along..

*has already disappeared so I am not marked*
*follows JB and Gauz unnoticed*

*keeps following JB, then notices on my map a red blip*

*arm my BR and lunge onto RX pinning him and pointing the rifle in his face*

*notices it is RX, marks him as a friendly on map, and races to catch up JB*

*continues following Gauz and JB*

*notices im all alone still with qwerty and civ and prisoner*
hmmm....
*picks up prisoner over shoulder and starts walking down the road*

I am an american.

*sets solder down*
Oh We are to. so why are you guys attacking us?

"orders are orders"

Oh piss off.. how bout you goin us cause well you know whats comming right?.... Armageddon.
*walks with soldir down the road*
*sees gauz a few hills ahead*
hurry up. ima trying to stay close to them.

Okay...
*Runs up next to JB and Guaz*
So, what's the plan?
*Reloads Dragunov dramatically*

*looks at Noc, then looks away*

*double-takes at noc*

How the fuck did you guys catch up so damned fast? W/e...

Currently we are responding to message sent to us by nate, but...

*stops all of the sudden*

We should not be traveling as a large group like this! The patrols have increased significantly, the larger the group, the larger the chance we will be spotted. From now on, lets travel in groups of two at maximum, and keep in touch.

If you kill any patrol, hide them somewhere, don't leave a trace!

*checks up on nates map signature*
*nate is 66 miles away from us still*

Shit, this is taking forever! Okay everyone, break off.

*Takes grz and the prisoner w/ me*
We'll be able to take out any patrols before they see us.
*pulls out laptop*
*turns on built in radar jammer*
Okay, if we are in trouble, we'll call you. Also, we should set up camps every forty miles. Then, I will take the jammer off, and talk.
*Notices Nate is right next to a bunker*
Nate....
*runs after Nate*
LEAVE THE PRISONER HERE! COME ON!

*is no where near noc*

*is 90 miles from Noc and is 30 miles from Gauz JB and RX

*civ is banned from the current scenario*

*nate is engulfed in an explosion as a tank fires at (and hits) him from a mile away*

*explosions rock the area around nocs group as a group of tanks (6) attack; the prisoner dies*

And you guys do know that I'm not actualy there, right?

capn qwerty wrote:

*nate is engulfed in an explosion as a tank fires at (and hits) him from a mile away*

may is ask why?......

and i wasnt straying from the group i went ahead and waited for the group

i scouted

You're being attacked by NPC's, not mod-killed.

ok then * tank round misses because there is no way it couldve seen me (or hit me) in the dicth while i had my ghilie suit on*

*advances away from tank with speed augmentations so i am not seen*