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Kislany
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thane321
Cheese
Dud Doodoo
Yam Head
RX
KristallNacht
JumpingJet
PiEdude
Ukurse
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best pick-up line
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
BBJynne- The Lord's Blood Knight
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Re: best pick-up line
Lol!
I'm going to use this!
I'm going to use this!
Ukurse- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
Dammit BB that's my only one!
PiEdude- Crimson Jester
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Re: best pick-up line
Whats chloroform?
JumpingJet- Minion
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KristallNacht- Unholy Demon Of The Flame
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Registration date : 2008-06-24
Re: best pick-up line
The stuff I wash my clothes in.JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?
RX- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
RX wrote:
The stuff I wash my clothes in.
that's clorox.....faggot
KristallNacht- Unholy Demon Of The Flame
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Re: best pick-up line
You didn't get it, eh? I did mean chloroform, and yes, I know what it is.KristallNacht wrote:RX wrote:
The stuff I wash my clothes in.
that's clorox.....faggot
RX- Minion
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Erm...Yeh..I am still non the wiser.....
Cool link though.....
JumpingJet- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
You sure you dont mean best date rape line?BBJynne wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Yam Head- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
Me: Excuse me mamn, do you have herpes?
Random Girl: No!
Me: Wanna catch it? ;)
90% success rate.
Random Girl: No!
Me: Wanna catch it? ;)
90% success rate.
PiEdude- Crimson Jester
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Re: best pick-up line
A mate of mine in Newcastle (real classy place) just goes, 'Fancy a shag?'
He gets a lot of noes.... but he also gets a lot of shags.
He gets a lot of noes.... but he also gets a lot of shags.
Cheese- Lord's Personal Minion
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lolCheese wrote:A mate of mine in Newcastle (real classy place) just goes, 'Fancy a shag?'
He gets a lot of noes.... but he also gets a lot of shags.
i don't know how good all of your bilogy is but...
DNA helicase is the enzyme that splits DNA into RNA in transcription. (so you can only use this on biologists)
"if i could be any enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"
"only geologists know hot to make the bed rock"
thane321- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
Here's one from my story.
'Your bosoms would arouse the gods themselves!'
It was a great success.
'Your bosoms would arouse the gods themselves!'
It was a great success.
Cheese- Lord's Personal Minion
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Age : 33
Location : Wales
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Re: best pick-up line
Here's one in Deutsch. Surprisingly, a girl in my German class told me it would probably work.
"Du hast etwas am deinen Hintern. Meinen Hande."
"You have something on your [rear]. My hands."
"If I was a stalker, I'd be stalking you."
We tried to translate that, but even my Deutschlehrer couldn't translate it... and she was in Deutschland for a full year.
"Du hast etwas am deinen Hintern. Meinen Hande."
"You have something on your [rear]. My hands."
"If I was a stalker, I'd be stalking you."
We tried to translate that, but even my Deutschlehrer couldn't translate it... and she was in Deutschland for a full year.
Rasq'uire'laskar- Crimson Scribe
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Well untill you came it was an all guys site besides some Jamie girl that i've never seen around but i've heard of. . .
Untamed Reign- Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
Kislany wrote:im almost afraid to read posts and topics on this site now.....
My recommendation would be to start some topics of your own that you are interested in. Hell, even I don't frequent every thread in this place.
Rasq'uire'laskar- Crimson Scribe
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Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:Kislany wrote:im almost afraid to read posts and topics on this site now.....
My recommendation would be to start some topics of your own that you are interested in. Hell, even I don't frequent every thread in this place.
those are pretty good and true at the same time
Cheese- Lord's Personal Minion
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Re: best pick-up line
The shit that makes you fall asleep.JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?
Lots and lots and lots of guys...Untamed Reign wrote:Well untill you came it was an all guys site besides some Jamie girl that i've never seen around but i've heard of. . .
Ukurse- Minion
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Location : Auckland, New Zealand
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Re: best pick-up line
JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?
Chloroform is a chemical that if inhaled will make you fall asleep
kinda weird, cause i knew that when i was like 7 so i just kinda assumed everyone knew lol
JB- Minion
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and me
BBJynne- The Lord's Blood Knight
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