Your Own Quotes

Your momma's so fat that when she lifts up her fat in the shower she finds KFC from last week.

Just made it up now. . . not the greatest either.

'Joe and Jill went up a hill to get some buckets of water. Joe lost his crown and went after it down, then it turned out the hill was your mother'

Because I'm Batman.

"What ever you do, please dont blame the jews."
Ironic since im half jewish...

Yam Head wrote:"What ever you do, please dont blame the jews."
Ironic since im half jewish...

no it's not...

it'd be ironic if you said blame the jews

"Oswald didn't assasitate Kennedy. Chuck Norris shot him from the Rocky mountains."
^made that one up today^
And there's your conspiracy notice.........

thane321 wrote:

Yam Head wrote:"What ever you do, please dont blame the jews."
Ironic since im half jewish...

no it's not...

it'd be ironic if you said blame the jews

Well then I have a new saying now dont I?...

*freinds of mine talking*

"pineapples"

freinds-"what the fuck?"

"Church of the Ressurection. . . wonder what the fuck do they do there!?"

Me and my friend walking by a newly constructed church in our town.

*me and nate after we beat the shit outa a little kid and his silent team mate "Mister Bagels" in halo 3 in team doubles*

Kid: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU...

Us: *fake hysterical laughter*

Kid: CMON MR. BAGELS!!
*a few seconds of akward silence*

Us: *Real Hysterical laughter*
*kid leaves soon after being humiliated on xbox live by random people*

"If you can point out the faults in someone else, check your own first"
"To put things in perspective for you, I dont give a flying fuck, never have and probably never will, but you go ahead and keep on talking and ill just nod till you stop talking, or i get bored and just walk away"
"HOLY 40 YEAR OLD MEN IN SPANDEX BATMAN!!"

'Somebody bring me the check, because you just got served!'

Vigil wrote:'Somebody bring me the check, because you just got served!'

I lol'd.

Can we fix it?
Nope its fucked...

Conversation at me school.

Friend: "Man i'm hungry."
Me: "Well, you can eat dan...."
Friend: "I'm not into all that cannibalism stuff."
Me: "Don't worry, i don't even consider Dan a person."

"Racism is only skin deep"

"I'm not racist, i just hate everyone who's not exactly like me in every possible way."

"i don't hate you specifically, just generally."

teacher"why would there be a heat sensitive spot on it?"
me"incase someone buggered around with it"
she wasn't too imperessed, lol

I just thought of this now for some reason:

"When I think of the technology of tomorrow, I do not dread the fact that I will not live to see it, but that the sceptics will not live to dread it."
-PiEman, June 24, 2009

"Wait...you say the CA indians died of disease... what about the massacres?"
She was silent =P

Random person: So XNate what are you doin?
Me: just playing some halo 3 with some freinds
Random Person: Silly XNate you have no freinds ^_^
Me: -.-

"Anyone can fail...
But to Epic Fail?
That takes talent..."

"Well I don't know about your drawing skills, but your aim is pretty good."

"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it!"

HB wrote:"Anyone can fail...
But to Epic Fail?
That takes talent..."

"Well I don't know about your drawing skills, but your aim is pretty good."

"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it!"

Your forgetting "(HB)Well I dont know about your drawing skills. (DNM) My balls are left handed. (HB) but your aim is pretty good."

"Go die" -x Gauz x on Ben's intro page.

Angatar wrote:I love you.

Basically all introduction threads.

"Silence!
I kill you!"

HB wrote:"Silence!
I kill you!"

That is not your own quote

BBJynne wrote:

HB wrote:"Silence!
I kill you!"

That is not your own quote

SILENCE!
I KIIIIILLLLL YOU!!!