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Post by Vigil on Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:13 pm

A great set of reviews of the prequels that mix dark humour great criticeques of the films and a nice batch of insanity.







WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?









You know what to do.

Episode II



















Yes it's pretty long, but Stick with it, you won't be disapointed.

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Post by Felix on Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:53 pm

Whatever the reviews say, I still enjoyed those movies. Except attack of the clones, that was just so boring...
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Post by BBJynne on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:28 pm

What is that on your faayycee?

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Post by Ringleader on Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:46 pm

I watched them as a kid, they were alright.

I thought the special effects in Episode 2 looked the best/most realistic. The combat in Episode 2 also, like when the gunship destroyed an entire starship with two missiles aimed right above the fuel cells.
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Post by Ringleader on Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:38 pm

Good reviews!
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Post by dragoon9105 on Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:11 pm

i found these reviews very humorous and they do point out the generic flaws with these new star wars movies.

i'm curious how he would act reviewing the clone wars movie.
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Post by Vigil on Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:13 am

dragoon9105 wrote:i found these reviews very humorous and they do point out the generic flaws with these new star wars movies.

i'm curious how he would act reviewing the clone wars movie.

'OH MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!'

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Post by Nocbl2 on Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:21 pm

Vigil wrote:
dragoon9105 wrote:i found these reviews very humorous and they do point out the generic flaws with these new star wars movies.

i'm curious how he would act reviewing the clone wars movie.

'OH MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!'
It would be really funny if he just did that 20 seconds after the last one ended.
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Post by Ringleader on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:25 pm

That wasn't even a funny part of the review...
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Post by TNine on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:48 pm

I still think Patamae (sp?) was done pretty well. If nobody else, i could clearly define her character. Even with his biased cut, she seemed fairly well defined.

Also, the hooker thing got old, very quickly. It was kind of funny when he just laced it into his analogies (like the five seperate puzzles one), and i got a chuckle when the hooker said "this is shit", cause of irony, but beyond that it was pretty weak.
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Post by Ringleader on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:54 pm

I concur, she was probably the best and most constant character in the prequels.

It's Padmé Amidala.
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Post by Vigil on Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:05 am

'To be angry is to be human'-her response to anakin Killing sand people

'Anakin told me terrible stories that you've turned to the dark sde, that you killed younglings. You're a good person don't do this.'- Her in episode III, basically uo could call that entire scene and point how it's a massive contradiction with her previously established character.

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Post by TNine on Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:49 am

Vigil wrote:'To be angry is to be human'-her response to anakin Killing sand people

'Anakin told me terrible stories that you've turned to the dark sde, that you killed younglings. You're a good person don't do this.'- Her in episode III, basically uo could call that entire scene and point how it's a massive contradiction with her previously established character.

She contradicted herself, yes, but it is still understandable. In one scene she was attempting to comfort Anakin, another she was afraid of losing him.
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Post by Vigil on Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:17 am

TNine wrote:
Vigil wrote:'To be angry is to be human'-her response to anakin Killing sand people

'Anakin told me terrible stories that you've turned to the dark sde, that you killed younglings. You're a good person don't do this.'- Her in episode III, basically uo could call that entire scene and point how it's a massive contradiction with her previously established character.

She contradicted herself, yes, but it is still understandable. In one scene she was attempting to comfort Anakin, another she was afraid of losing him.

Still a major charcter flip.

First she's all down with the murder of helpless women and children, them bam she's all like 'You're breaking my heart Anakin.'

She knows precisely what this little shit is capable of and when he came to her and told her TO HER FACE that he had MURDERED WOMEN AND CHILDREN, and sane person would of called the authorties and had him sectioned. Hell at the very least, she would have told Obi-wan. But no she accepts this and marries him.

So why is she so damn surprised when he does it again? It's nothing new.



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Post by TNine on Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:40 pm

Vigil wrote:
TNine wrote:
Vigil wrote:'To be angry is to be human'-her response to anakin Killing sand people

'Anakin told me terrible stories that you've turned to the dark sde, that you killed younglings. You're a good person don't do this.'- Her in episode III, basically uo could call that entire scene and point how it's a massive contradiction with her previously established character.

She contradicted herself, yes, but it is still understandable. In one scene she was attempting to comfort Anakin, another she was afraid of losing him.

Still a major charcter flip.

First she's all down with the murder of helpless women and children, them bam she's all like 'You're breaking my heart Anakin.'

She knows precisely what this little shit is capable of and when he came to her and told her TO HER FACE that he had MURDERED WOMEN AND CHILDREN, and sane person would of called the authorties and had him sectioned. Hell at the very least, she would have told Obi-wan. But no she accepts this and marries him.

So why is she so damn surprised when he does it again? It's nothing new.

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You do remember that they are sand people, right? Slightly racist undertone, perhaps, but still true. Also, the sand people killed Anakin's mother. And what was she supposed to tell Obi-wan? They weren't even supposed to be together anymore.
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Post by Vigil on Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:50 am

Anakin was sent to protect her from the assassin. Now I don't know about you but when my Jedi Guardian goes batshit and murdered inocent women and children, I'd be a little concerned about my safety.

I'd tell him, as they expected one of them would do something headstrong and stupid, so being on Tatooine wouldn't be that surprising.

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Post by Indecisive One. on Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:08 am

Wasn't the assassin on Coruscant. Anyways I liked 1 and 3. Attack of the Clones was just to explain how they got the soldiers. Besides that nothing important happened in it.
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Post by Vigil on Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:30 am

They feared the assassin would try again, and she wasn't safe on Coruscant. Obi-Wan was trying to track down where the assassin came from, while Anakin was takingher back to Naboo, to keep her safe.

1 was terrible

2 was meh

3 has one of the worst endings of any sci-fi movie known to mankind. The sheer utter bullshit and plain retardedness of those final 20 minutes is just shocking.

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Post by TNine on Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:05 pm

Vigil wrote:Anakin was sent to protect her from the assassin. Now I don't know about you but when my Jedi Guardian goes batshit and murdered inocent women and children, I'd be a little concerned about my safety.

I'd tell him, as they expected one of them would do something headstrong and stupid, so being on Tatooine wouldn't be that surprising.
You could, of course, respond to my post...
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Post by Vigil on Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:44 pm

I did.

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Post by TNine on Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:09 pm

Where?
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Post by Vigil on Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:26 pm

You do remember that they are sand people, right? Slightly racist undertone, perhaps, but still true. Also, the sand people killed Anakin's mother. And what was she supposed to tell Obi-wan? They weren't even supposed to be together anymore.

Still people, still counts as murder of women and children, as seen in other Star Wars Media (KOTOR) Sand People aren't stupid savavge creatures. They are still sentient beings, hence why I said it was still murder. He can't hide behind the 'They killed my mother' argument as he is a jedi and they are trained to control their emotions.

I will merit he is an apprentice, so he won't be as regimented as the old Masters, but this is why her silence is so shocking. This is clearly a move to the dark side, and Master Yoda SENSED IT ON CORUSANT. They know something happened, and Anakin goes on a megalomanical rant after he does it. My earlier point was to remind you. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HER BODYGUARD. Would you really keep quiet about this? She's trusting her life to a conflicted apprentice who just commited mass murder on innocent lives. One wrong word and he's force choke you.


My earlier post started by explain he was her bodyguard, so this was when he was supposed to be keeping her safe, so it's deinately his business being it his apprentice and being her safety in jeopordy.


So are we really going to let this go by? Either way you look at it, her moronic silence is the catalyst that lead to the destruction of the Jedi order and the formation of the Empire.

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