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Post by Gauz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:52 pm

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  • When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"
  • Put candles on a cake and it's a birthday cake. Put candles on a pie and someone's drunk in the kitchen.
  • Funnel cake


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Post by kslidz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:53 pm

jim gaffigan

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Post by Felix on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:53 pm

Why can't they be equal?
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Post by PiEdude on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:55 pm

Why Cake is superior to pie Blasphemy
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Post by PiEdude on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:56 pm

Gauz wrote:
[*]When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"
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Post by Gauz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:08 pm

kslidz wrote:jim gaffigan
We've got a winner!

PiEdude wrote:
Gauz wrote:
[*]When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"
...

that's not fair
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Post by MrX on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:19 pm

extreemly erotic... pie you have won
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Post by CivBase on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:27 pm

Dude! Jim Gaffigan is AMAZING!

Hot pocket...

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Post by PiEdude on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:28 pm

CivBase wrote:Dude! Jim Gaffigan is AMAZING!

Hot pocket...

"Now you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast,

a Hot Pocket for lunch,

and be dead by dinner.

Deaaaath Pocket!"
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Post by CivBase on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:39 pm

Young man... you're not having cake for breakfast, you're having fried cake with syrup on top.

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Post by JB on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:45 pm

If you have had this, you would understand.

"Better Than Sex Cake"

It is heavenly sweet goodness. Also Jim Gaffigan as stated above, and you don't hear people talking about "Hey man that pie we had last night was good" Lest they are talking about something completely unrelated to food >.>
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Post by Gauz on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:54 pm

"I want to make you all feel comfortable you know, so i'd like to talk about Jesus..."
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Post by PiEdude on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:57 pm

"This guy's goin to hell in two different religions!"
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Post by Dud Doodoo on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:22 pm

Why pie is superior to cake:

1.Cheesecake

2.No other reason is needed.

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Post by Rotaretilbo on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:35 pm

Jim Gaffigan is a comedian. What he says is hilarious, but not always true. Thus, Jim Gaffigan purporting that pie is just liquid cake is funny in the context of so many cake jokes, but not necessarily true, nor necessarily the actual belief of Gaffigan himself.

In short, Gauz may or may not experience spontaneous organ loss sometime in the future.

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Post by Ukurse on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:21 pm

Cake is infinity better.
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Post by CivBase on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:30 pm

Way to ruin the moment, Rot Razz

Jim Gaffigan - Cake

Sometimes we try to disguise the fact that we're eating cake. "It's breakfast. I can't have cake... I'll have a muffin!" You know the difference between cake and a muffin? Nuthin! A muffin is a bald cupcake, and we know it.

And then there's the mini muffins... How much denial are we in when we're eating mini muffins? "Oh I'll just have one or twelve. They're so small they don't really count. They're like muffin vitamins. When I eat them I feel like an astronaut. That's why I have them for breakfast."

You can't have cake for breakfast... unless it's a pancake. How'd that slide through? "Young man, you're not having cake for breakfast, you're having fried cake with syrup for breakfast. Load up on that and try not to nap." Pancakes... pancakes really make you lower your expectations. You're like, "well... looks like I'm not showering today. I'll be digesting those carb cakes for hours. Bad idea."

<This guy talks a lot about cake...>

Cake's a wonderful food. Cake can actually bring people together. "Hey, it's Bill's birthday."
"Ah, I hate that guy."
"There's cake in the conference room."
"Well, I should say hello. See how he's doing..."
I mean, admit it. When you hear the song "Happy Birthday", all your thinking is "Hey, I'm getting some free cake!" During the song you're just wondering what kind it is. "Hope it's chocolate for me..."

We're all bashful, though, when it comes to cake. "What's this called, cake? Yah, I've never had cake before. What is it... is it... Ohm nom nom!"

<If he does another cake joke, I'm gunna kill him.>

Alright, let's talk about something other than cake - PIE! It's like liquid cake, isn't it? Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen. "Go check on grandma."

Pie can't compete. You never hear about a hot chick jumping out of a pie. It's too messy. "I'm here!"
"Go take a shower."

Cake... there's so may types of cake. There's rum cake, which makes sense, because we've all been eating cake and been like, "You know what this needs? Booze. A shot of liquor. I don't have time to eat and drink. I've only got two hands, buddy, and one of them's holding a cigarette. Meet me half way, will ya?"

There's funnel cake, which is essentially a giant french fry covered in sugar. They're serving that at the IHOP now. That's a weird name for that place. I've never left there feeling like hopping. It should be called I... barely move. I... need a wheel chair.

<Hey, buddy, I like the IHOP! If you don't like it, you don't have to go there.>

I think the most disappointing cake has to be fruit cake. You'd think it would have been better. It doesn't add up. Fruit? Good. Cake? Great. Fruit cake? Nasty crap. Have you tried fruit cake? I don't think that's fruit in there. You're always like, "what is that, a skittle? Something to see here... what is this, a treasure map?"

What is the recipe of fruit cake? Anything but fruit? It's like the baker was just clearing off the counter. "I'll just put all this crap in here. Nobody eats this stuff; they just mail it to relatives."

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Post by Rotaretilbo on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:11 pm

Consider it my way of trying to let you all get away with blasphemy this once. ;)

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Post by Toaster on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:36 pm

Dud Doodoo wrote:Why pie is superior to cake:

1.Cheesecake

2.No other reason is needed.

Wait what? You don't like cheesecake? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Post by KrAzY on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:43 pm

I prefer Pie because I don't like sugary sweet flavor of frosting....


I prefer cheesecake to Pie... Cheesecake is not a type of cake... as it has no cake in it
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Post by KristallNacht on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:56 pm

Olivia Munn has never jumped in a Cake.

Thus my vote goes to Pie.
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Post by Gauz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:17 pm

Rotaretilbo wrote:Jim Gaffigan is a comedian. What he says is hilarious, but not always true. Thus, Jim Gaffigan purporting that pie is just liquid cake is funny in the context of so many cake jokes, but not necessarily true, nor necessarily the actual belief of Gaffigan himself.

In short, Gauz may or may not experience spontaneous organ loss sometime in the future.
Why so serious?
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Post by MrX on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:50 pm

Dud Doodoo wrote:Why cake is superior to pie:

1.Cheesecake

2.No other reason is needed.

fix'd
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Post by Dud Doodoo on Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:14 pm

ReconToaster wrote:
Dud Doodoo wrote:Why pie is superior to cake:

1.Cheesecake

2.No other reason is needed.

Wait what? You don't like cheesecake? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cheesecake is a pie, therefore pie is superior to cake.

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Post by Gauz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:42 pm

"Everything about bologna is silly, who decided on the pronunciation for Bologna?

'Er alright uh how do you wanna pronounce this word?'

'BUHLONI!'

'...I don't know if you saw there's a G in the word..'

'I don't see no G, Buhloni!'


'Okay well the word does end with an A'

'We're going with Buhloni! Trust me I came up with colonel.'"
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