Australia Day

Its Australia day today

DO IT

What do we do...

Woooo Australia, you've impacted the world so little it would seem..

Hot women and nice beaches though, and coral reefs, I congratulate you on that 'mate.

Throw a lamb chop on the barby and have a cold one

G'day mates.

Let's throw some shrimp on the barby!

Crikey! Look at the size a' that crocodile!

Bloomin' Onion!

Is a bloomin Onion an onion filled with onions or something? I saw it a show once. Its not australian. As far as i know

You forgot stone the crows

lol, it's a meal from Outback Steakhouse.

It's not exactly authentic Aussie cuisine, but it's the only other Australian thing I could think of.

sausges on the barby?

I didn't even celebrate a thing about Australia Day
I just went to a music festival and had a whole lot of fun dancing to Peaches.



I even met this bunch (not related to the picture above, by the way) who were all on ecstasy , but were fucking amazingly fun people to dance with. Taken its toll on my feet though.

Anyway fuck patriotism, more like party-otism. :3

Gauz wrote:What do we do...

Woooo Australia, you've impacted the world so little it would seem..

Hot women and nice beaches though, and coral reefs, I congratulate you on that 'mate.

And 90% of their population are the offspirng of Britain's unwanted criminals.

So yeah. They're like our retarded cousins

(I kid, you're all awesome)

Now come on, us Australians aren't that bad lol. We may have a shit government but we aren't too bad at sports such as cricket and soccer. Indeed we are Britain offspring aswell.

I had no idea you were australian

Barbbachello wrote:I had no idea you were australian

I certainly am. Which part of Australia are you from? I'm from Tasmania.

...

Melbourne

What Noc?

Noc has nothing to say, just wanted to make his post count higher apparently.

I also would say

Australia> Britain

Gauz wrote:Noc has nothing to say, just wanted to make his post count higher apparently.

I also would say

Australia> Britain

Agreed my friend, agreed

no offense vigil

PiEdude wrote:*stereotypical "Australian" accent*

you forgot to say stone the flaming crows and the dingo et my baby

Vigil wrote:

Gauz wrote:What do we do...

Woooo Australia, you've impacted the world so little it would seem..

Hot women and nice beaches though, and coral reefs, I congratulate you on that 'mate.

And 90% of their population are the offspirng of Britain's unwanted criminals.

So yeah. They're like our retarded cousins

(I kid, you're all awesome)

I like to think of them as the British version of Texas

The Australian government is the biggest fucking piece of shit, which sorta reflects on the mindset of the majority of the population. As in, they don't give a shit what the government do, as long as they get stimulus packages and baby bonuses. As long as the government can help them continue their hedonistic and materialistic desires, the people don't really have any concern with who is in control. I guess the same applies to America and Britain in some sense, but Australia is becoming incredibly Americanised. We've now got stupid retarded fucking moron bogans running around with Australian flags on their backs and out of their windows, going on about how much they love the country. Going back along the same lines as JFK, what the fuck have they done for the country apart from complain about alcohol taxes, and spend their baby bonuses on plasma TVs? Absolutely tits all, because they're mindless bogans with no understanding of the government or our alleged democracy. Don't even get me started on the state of the 'democracy' in Australia. Sweet democracy we have here when one fucking moron can control the internet media. Anyway, as long as you're a fairly mindless person, or minion I should say, who doesn't seem to care about the downfalls of society and the general shittyness of the Australian government, then Australia is a great place. Otherwise it's a pretty mediocre place to live in. Sure we've got decent health care, and alrightish infrastructure, but our governmental systems are fucked, our democracy is a sham, and we're populated by a large percentage of idiotic bogans who 'love' Australia, yet they're just violent and unintelligent idiots.

/rant

Ziggy wrote:The Australian government is the biggest fucking piece of shit, which sorta reflects on the mindset of the majority of the population. As in, they don't give a shit what the government do, as long as they get stimulus packages and baby bonuses. As long as the government can help them continue their hedonistic and materialistic desires, the people don't really have any concern with who is in control. I guess the same applies to America and Britain in some sense, but Australia is becoming incredibly Americanised. We've now got stupid retarded fucking moron bogans running around with Australian flags on their backs and out of their windows, going on about how much they love the country. Going back along the same lines as JFK, what the fuck have they done for the country apart from complain about alcohol taxes, and spend their baby bonuses on plasma TVs? Absolutely tits all, because they're mindless bogans with no understanding of the government or our alleged democracy. Don't even get me started on the state of the 'democracy' in Australia. Sweet democracy we have here when one fucking moron can control the internet media. Anyway, as long as you're a fairly mindless person, or minion I should say, who doesn't seem to care about the downfalls of society and the general shittyness of the Australian government, then Australia is a great place. Otherwise it's a pretty mediocre place to live in. Sure we've got decent health care, and alrightish infrastructure, but our governmental systems are fucked, our democracy is a sham, and we're populated by a large percentage of idiotic bogans who 'love' Australia, yet they're just violent and unintelligent idiots.

/rant

That long rant sort of reminds me of the ones Sparhawk used to do on the Halo Wars forums. Ah haven't the good old days gone.... (sigh)

*hits giant wall of Aussie text *

Crikey!

NZ>Australia
Sorry, It's true guys.

Anyway, I'm half Australian and have an Australian Passport/citizenship.
But I born/brought up in NZ and have lived here like my whole life.

Then how do you have Australian citizenship?

Dont you either have to be born here or live here for a while

Barbbachello wrote:Then how do you have Australian citizenship?

Dont you either have to be born here or live here for a while

My Dad is a full Australian. I guess that is enough.

Ukurse wrote:

Barbbachello wrote:Then how do you have Australian citizenship?

Dont you either have to be born here or live here for a while

My Dad is a full Australian. I guess that is enough.

It's good to see more Australian or part Australian people getting into sites like this. And i'm pretty sure you only have to be part Australian to have Citizenship Barbbachello.