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Post by Divine Virus on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:56 pm

¡Feliz Navidad!

What did everyone get from Santa this year?

I got a new cell phone. Very Happy
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Post by Felix on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:02 pm

RockaHolicGameR wrote:¡Feliz Navidad!

What did everyone get from Santa this year?

I got a new cell phone. Very Happy

New iPod and legos Razz
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Post by TNine on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:03 pm

Borderlands and a Golf Club my dad will steal.
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Post by PiEdude on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:40 pm

I got Modern Warfare 2, and a lot of clothes (including a Letterman's Jacket and a Bears jersey) and Korn got Fallout3: Game of the Year and Madden 10.
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Post by TNine on Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:55 pm

POLITICALLY CORRECT SANTA
by (c)Harvey Ehrlich

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.


And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!


The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."


And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.


So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.


And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.


Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.


Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.


And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.


No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.


So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.
He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.


His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.


A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.


So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."


This poem is a tradition for our family since 2000, read right after the actualy "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
Written in 1992, but still rings true.
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Post by BBJynne on Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:26 pm

have fun evenings..... people

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Post by Nocbl2 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:17 pm

Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
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Post by Gauz on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:38 pm

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Post by PiEdude on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:11 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...

Burn in hell.
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Post by Gauz on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:38 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
Hey I own a PS3 too!


They're rather nice ya know..
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Post by Dud Doodoo on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:40 pm

'Tis a nice blu ray player.

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Post by PiEdude on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:42 pm

Gauz wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
Hey I own a PS3 too!


They're rather nice ya know..

Dud Doodoo wrote:'Tis a nice blu ray player.

Die in a fire.
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Post by Gauz on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:44 pm

PiEdude wrote:
Gauz wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
Hey I own a PS3 too!


They're rather nice ya know..

Dud Doodoo wrote:'Tis a nice blu ray player.

Die in a fire.
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..
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Post by PiEdude on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:45 pm

Gauz wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Gauz wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
Hey I own a PS3 too!


They're rather nice ya know..

Dud Doodoo wrote:'Tis a nice blu ray player.

Die in a fire.
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..

Die in your mother.
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Post by Divine Virus on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:46 pm

Gauz wrote:
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..

I agreeeeeeee. It is awesome. Smile
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Post by Ukurse on Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:24 am

RockaHolicGameR wrote:
Gauz wrote:
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..

I agreeeeeeee. It is awesome. Smile
On Christmas day, I went over to one of my wealthy Uncle & Aunty's house to celebrate, with all our family, and some who were not. We played 4 player New Super Mario Bros Wii and to be honest, it was very the first Mario game I have ever liked... and one of few Nintendo games, besides Pokemon, that I have ever enjoyed.
It really surprised me, and was soo much more fun than I ever expected.
If I got a Wii I would buy this., and possibly SSBB (Only Because my friends like it), and that is all I would buy...
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Post by Cheese on Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:08 am

RockaHolicGameR wrote:
Gauz wrote:
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..

I agreeeeeeee. It is awesome. Smile

Sadface. Which means I have to decide between this and Madden.

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Post by Nocbl2 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:25 am

Gauz wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Gauz wrote:
Nocbl2 wrote:Merry Christmas

I ate too much pizza and played too much PS3...
Hey I own a PS3 too!


They're rather nice ya know..

Dud Doodoo wrote:'Tis a nice blu ray player.

Die in a fire.
Did I say I got the new super mario bros. game on the Nintendo Wii? No? Well I did, its fantaaaaaastic..
Holy shit as did I!!! Those fucking brown things are annoying as hell.
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Post by Gauz on Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:05 pm

I know! Isn't Nintendo super?



PiE... you're outnumbered.
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Post by PiEdude on Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:23 pm

Gauz wrote:I know! Isn't Nintendo super?



PiE... you're outnumbered.

FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
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Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:35 pm

PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i liked most of the mario games. Also merry christmas even though im a day late. Smile
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Post by Death no More on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:34 pm

R!zZle BiZzl£ wrote:PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i liked most of the mario games. Also merry christmas even though im a day late. Smile
Ps3 is for Asians and starving Ethiopian boys that cant afford XBL.
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Post by BBJynne on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:19 pm

BOXING DAYY!!!

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Post by Gauz on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:35 pm

Death no more wrote:
R!zZle BiZzl£ wrote:PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i liked most of the mario games. Also merry christmas even though im a day late. Smile
Ps3 is for Asians and starving Ethiopian boys that cant afford XBL.
Definately...
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Post by Gold Spartan on Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:28 pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS RECOVERY EVERYONE!
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