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Post by Yam Head on Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:44 pm



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Post by Death no More on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:48 am

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.
I read the first two rofl ill read the rest. For now i have JROTC community service to do lol.



King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
epic win
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Post by Elabajaba on Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:19 pm

It was funny, but pretty wierd. First few were best.

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Post by Nocbl2 on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:09 pm

WTF? lol
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Post by Gauz on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:38 pm

LOL

this guy is hilarious, I love the rhino one
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Post by RX on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:10 pm

The pirate and geek one made me laugh so hard the neighbours complained..
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Post by Yam Head on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:28 pm

HARRRRRRRR!
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Post by Death no More on Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:52 pm

Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
rofl This made me laugh to tears


Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
omg rofl I sore from PT at ROTC and this made me laughed till it hurt Very Happy
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Post by Nocbl2 on Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:39 pm

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.



t3h lulz!


sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself

I love dis one
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Post by Yam Head on Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:08 pm

Reading this made me laugh to tears Razz
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Post by KristallNacht on Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:24 pm

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex
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Post by Yam Head on Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:35 pm

KristallNacht wrote:
Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex
u bet.
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Post by Death no More on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:47 pm

Yam Head wrote:
KristallNacht wrote:
Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex
u bet.
I WANT MORE! lol Yam we should try to make our own Very Happy
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Post by RX on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:05 pm

That would just fail. None of you are as epic as Bloodninja.
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Post by Yam Head on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:27 pm

Im afraid a rhino might charge my ass...
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Post by Ukurse on Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:29 am

XD
HHAAARRRR!!1!
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