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Dear god, they're in the ceiling...

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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:55 am

or attic... whatever you want to call it.

I figure its either a Racoon or a Fox, the second of which is unlikely, so its probably a Racoon. I got's a week to catch it, lol.
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Post by Angatar Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:18 am

lolwut
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Post by KrAzY Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:24 am

Step 1. set up a block of cheese attached to the pin of an anti tank grenade
Step 2. place in area with offending animal
Step 3. Run away
Step 4. Call your insurance agency and make sure you have grenade insurance
Step 5. Run back in the house after realizing you infact do not have grenade insurance, get grenade, place it in safe place.
Step 6. Buy Grenade insurance
Step 7. Repeat Steps 1 - 3
Step 8. Buy new house with insurance money, this time one without a Racoon in it
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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:22 am

I'll have to try that... but with marshmallows instead of cheese
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Post by MrX Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:24 am

why the fuck would there be a fox in the Attic??
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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:32 am

Because the internet said so. There was a list of possible animals, and Foxes were on that list

IDK about you, but it would probably be easier to catch a fox in the attic than a racoon
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Post by Felix Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:40 am

It's a giraffe in your loft
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Post by Angatar Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:41 am

Felix wrote:It's a giraffe in your loft
Silly Felix, Giraffes don't exist.
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Post by Felix Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:43 am

Angatar wrote:
Felix wrote:It's a giraffe in your loft
Silly Felix, Giraffes don't exist.

But he was keeping me up all night.
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Post by Angatar Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:48 am

Felix wrote:
Angatar wrote:
Felix wrote:It's a giraffe in your loft
Silly Felix, Giraffes don't exist.

But he was keeping me up all night.
Time to take something out of context...
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Post by Felix Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:50 am

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Post by KrAzY Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:51 am

Felix wrote:
But he was keeping me up all night.

was he now?
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Post by Felix Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:52 am

KrAzY wrote:
Felix wrote:
But he was keeping me up all night.

was he now?

With his elephant friends.
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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:54 am

FAWXES IN THE CIELING!
FELIX YIFFING WITH HIS ELEPHANT FRIENDS!
GRENADE TRAPS!

Who knows what could happen next!


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Post by Felix Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:56 am

Kasrkin Seath wrote:FAWXES IN THE CIELING!
SEATH YIFFING WITH IS ELEPHANT FRIENDS!
GRENADE TRAPS!

Who knows what could happen next!

fixed
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Post by MrX Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:57 am

Kasrkin Seath wrote:Because the internet said so. There was a list of possible animals, and Foxes were on that list

IDK about you, but it would probably be easier to catch a fox in the attic than a racoon

foxes cant climb though Shocked
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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:01 am

or can they? O.o
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Post by MrX Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:04 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6YQdi5gbFg

OH DEAR GOD THEY CAN!!!!!

HIDE IN TEH BASEMENT!!!!
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Post by Kasrkin Seath Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:09 am

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Post by KristallNacht Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:31 pm

if you want to thoroughly piss off the raccoon place sugar cubes where it can find it (and maybe a bowl of water jsut to maek sure)

raccoons are notorious for having to wash their food before eating it, and sugar cubes disintegrate in water.


and krazy, taking the pin out of a grenade doesn't make it go off
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Post by Ringleader Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:27 pm

Yeah, instead of using cubes of sugar, try using cubes of rat poison.
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Post by Gauz Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:31 pm

KristallNacht wrote:if you want to thoroughly piss off the raccoon place sugar cubes where it can find it (and maybe a bowl of water jsut to maek sure)

raccoons are notorious for having to wash their food before eating it, and sugar cubes disintegrate in water.



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Post by kslidz Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:36 pm

KristallNacht wrote:if you want to thoroughly piss off the raccoon place sugar cubes where it can find it (and maybe a bowl of water jsut to maek sure)

raccoons are notorious for having to wash their food before eating it, and sugar cubes disintegrate in water.


and krazy, taking the pin out of a grenade doesn't make it go off

yeah and then it will come find you at night

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Post by MrX Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:43 pm

look guys seath lives in michigan...

he will simply go up there with a shot gun and slaughter the fucker....
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Post by Kislany Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:45 pm

KrAzY wrote:Step 1. set up a block of cheese attached to the pin of an anti tank grenade
Step 2. place in area with offending animal
Step 3. Run away
Step 4. Call your insurance agency and make sure you have grenade insurance
Step 5. Run back in the house after realizing you infact do not have grenade insurance, get grenade, place it in safe place.
Step 6. Buy Grenade insurance
Step 7. Repeat Steps 1 - 3
Step 8. Buy new house with insurance money, this time one without a Racoon in it


LOL
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