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Post by Cheese on Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:57 pm

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Ringleader wrote:Once they collapse under their own social bureaucracy and bigotry, we shall establish a colony on the British Isles.

And we shall call it, Bushland

We be coming to get our taxes back sooner or later, lad.

Yeh, and this time we learned to secure the tea!!

Tally ho, lads!

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Post by BBJynne on Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:58 pm

why can't we call it "this land"?

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Post by Death no More on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:14 pm

noir wrote:Death, what exaclty is going on in your signature, I have spent many an hour trying to work it out/ Razz
rofl its a slasher biting off isaac's head but it looks like a hug. If you ever play dead space the slashers grapple move is to bite all the way through your neck, then it throws you to the ground and your head is either hanging on by a ribbon or was bitten off.
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Post by BBJynne on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:26 pm

We are the United States. Lower your taxes and surrender your tea. We will add your humor and accents to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

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Post by Ascendant Justice on Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:57 pm

BBJynne wrote:We are the United States. Lower your taxes and surrender your tea. We will add your humor and accents to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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Post by noir on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:21 pm

The borg cannot understand why we love tea. Your attempt to consume our culture will fail.
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Post by Vigil on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:23 pm

BBJynne wrote:We are the United States. Lower your taxes and surrender your tea. We will add your humor and accents to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

United States are Irrelevant.

Taxes are Irrelevant.

Tea is Irrelevant.

Humour and accents are irrelevant.

You will be assimilated. You must comply.

Area designated 'United Kingdom' too resistant to assimilation.

Area designated 'United States' prime for assimilation.


Resistance is Futile.


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Post by noir on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:25 pm

Good lord, as long as i can bring along some tea, sir. You can kill england, but you can't kill english. HAAAR
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Post by BBJynne on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:26 pm

Vigil wrote:
BBJynne wrote:We are the United States. Lower your taxes and surrender your tea. We will add your humor and accents to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

United States are Irrelevant.

Taxes are Irrelevant.

Tea is Irrelevant.

Humour and accents are irrelevant.

You will be assimilated. You must comply.

Vigil wrote:United States are Irrelevant.

Taxes are Irrelevant.

Tea is Irrelevant.

Humour and accents are irrelevant.

Vigil wrote:Tea is Irrelevant.

Vigil wrote:Tea

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Post by noir on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:27 pm

You give them what-for!

Now, lads, I'm dying for a cuppa.
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Post by Cheese on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:45 pm

Tragically the water here is crap for tea and I've had to survive on coffee for this last week...

I don't think I can hold out until monday, chaps!

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Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:50 pm

MEIN GOTT! The british are invading the internet!

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Post by BBJynne on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:54 pm

tiny tim wrote:The british are invading the internet!

FUCK YEAH!

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Post by Vigil on Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:01 pm

That we are.

Soon all the Internet will belong to us

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Post by Ringleader on Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:56 pm

What if we replace all the tea with all the pee?
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Post by Cheese on Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:57 pm

I think we may notice.

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Post by Gauz on Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:58 pm

Oh gee....
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Post by Ringleader on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:29 pm

well, what if we replaced all the 00010010111 with all the 01010000110?
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Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:32 pm

mein gott......

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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:38 pm

noir wrote:
Ringleader wrote:Once they collapse under their own social bureaucracy and bigotry, we shall establish a colony on the British Isles.

And we shall call it, Bushland

We be coming to get our taxes back sooner or later, lad.
Well, the thing is, we are going to liberate you. Or at least I am. I am going to free you from political correctness, from the tyranny of the Labor party, from the fear of being blown to bits by religious extremists on your morning commute.

For safety, for security, for the everlasting dominance of the British Empire, all I ask is your obedience and your willingness to turn a blind eye as the non-conformists, the terrorists, and the deviants are eliminated.

I can harangue the masses, I can grow the beard, I can lead the Party. Now all I have to do is change my name to Adam Sutler, and I'm good to go.

Would you like to see Britannia rule again?
Then, my friend, all you have to do is follow Norsefire!
Would you like to send our colored cousins home again?
Then, my friend, all you have to do is follow Norsefire!
Would you like to see Australia and America serve again?
Then, my friend, all you have to do is follow Norsefire!
Follow... Follow... Follow... Follow... STOP!
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Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:44 pm

was that a bad quote of Pink Floyd?

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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:55 pm

tiny tim wrote:was that a bad quote of Pink Floyd?
A blending of Pink Floyd and V for Vendetta, actually. Norsefire was the Party led by Adam Sutler and Creedy.
The actual lyrics of "Waiting for the Worms" are as follows. Normal font was sung by Gilmore, italics were sung by Waters.

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall.
Waiting for the worms to come.
Waiting to pack out the deadwood!
Waiting to clean up the city!
Waiting to follow the worms!
Waiting to put on a blackjack!
Waiting to weed out the weaklings!
Waiting to smash in their windows and kick in their doors!
Waiting for the Final Solution to Strengthen the Strain!
Waiting to follow the worms!
Waiting to turn on the showers and fire the ovens!
Waiting for the queers and the coons and the Reds and the Jews!
Waiting to follow the worms!

Would you like to see Britannia... Rule again? Then, my friend...
All you have to do is follow the worms!
Would you like to send our colored cousins... home again? Then, my friend...
All you have to do is follow the worms!

Segues out to someone screaming on an airhorn and a crowd shouting "Follow! Follow! Follow!", and suddenly transitioning to the song "Stop". The very first word of which was "Stop." The screaming starts out rather coherent at first, but later becomes hard to understand. "Brixton Town Hall" is mentioned at one point, perhaps a reference to the Brixton race riots in the early half of the century.
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Post by Cheese on Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:34 am

Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow. STOP!

...

IT's HAMMERTIME!

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Post by JumpingJet on Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:57 am

*Drinks tea*

What?
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Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:58 am

TEA!!! funny thing is im having a cuppa right now Razz
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