20,000 Computers in South Korea are supposed to...

noir wrote:Starcraft is legendary in South Korea because they can mircomanage like fucking hummingbirds on crack.

lol never heard it described like that before.

No, honestly, they are batshit insane; google Nal_Ra.

Oh I've watched some of those Starcraft tournaments on youtube. I know just how insane they are. But I'll have to check out that person you mentioned.

the starcraft 2 battle report 3 is intense.

None of those fuckers know how to use Zerg in long term battles, in every Battle Report the Zerg could win but fuck it up and loose.

KristallNacht wrote:the starcraft 2 battle report 3 is intense.

Indeed. The Protoss are looking like my new favorite faction along with the Warp Prism being my new favorite unit. The Zerg player, although he pulled off some really sweet tactics, (mind controlling the Collosus, and that Baneling ambush) didn't pull enough forces together for an effective attack. That and how David Kim had a far superior economy, made him lose.

Lord Pheonix wrote:None of those fuckers know how to use Zerg in long term battles, in every Battle Report the Zerg could win but fuck it up and loose.

Especially in Battle Report 2. The Zerg player had the map under his control for half the bloody game and yet he managed to get destroyed by a few banshees, Nighthawks, and a Maurader-marine combo. I don't know how well Hydralisks would have fared in that match since the Nighthawks just drop those Hunter Seeker missiles, then run.

I want to see a Battle report where the Zerg actually win

or the Starcraft 2 community tournament match 1. The Zerg had 3 expansions and still the protoss just walked right out and crushed him

I don't remember that one exactly. Is it the one where the Protoss had like 50 stalkers or something at one point and steamrolled the Zerg's main base? And I believe the Zerg had their main base, natural expansion, and a high yield expansion right?

How did this degrade into a conversation about StarCraft and Halo?

Halo discussion ended awhile ago and South Korea = Starcraft. I also hinted to SC2 in my opening post when I said that North Korea had better not fuck with Blizzard. And you're acting surprised that a thread on TCF has gone off topic.

Its a thread about South Korea, how do you expect it to NOT turn into StarCraft?

Ascendant Justice wrote:I don't remember that one exactly. Is it the one where the Protoss had like 50 stalkers or something at one point and steamrolled the Zerg's main base? And I believe the Zerg had their main base, natural expansion, and a high yield expansion right?

it was the one where the spinewalker was running away

LH Justin wrote:How did this degrade into a conversation about StarCraft and Halo?

StarCraft and Korea go hand in hand.
They Go together like a horse and carriage, or like love and marriage.
You can't have one without the other.



Although that is incorrect. You can, and most often do have love without marriage, you can have a horse without a carriage. That always annoyed me with the song.

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LH Justin wrote:
They Go together like a horse and carriage, or like love and marriage.

horse without carriage:



carriage without horse:



Love without marriage:



marriage without love:
your parents

Can someone tell me what a spine crawler does exactly?

I've been trying to figure it out but I never see them used except when that one was being chased down lol.


That was funny

apparently they shoot things out of the tail bit...like they burrow in which makes them stronger and they do shit...


i'll find the starcraft 2 page

http://sc2pod.com/wiki/Spine_Crawler

Hmm so it's basically a Zerg anti-armor unit then.
And wtf @ the "Omegalisk"?

so it's basically a lurker then...

More like a mobile base defense. Its hit points go from 100 to 300 when burrowed.

its not really a viable unit to move from base to base, its mostly a last line of defense and a Anti-rush defender.

Lord Pheonix wrote:None of those fuckers know how to use Zerg in long term battles, in every Battle Report the Zerg could win but fuck it up and loose.

David Kim always wins. ALWAYS

If he played Zerg than he didn't

he hasn't.

but yeah, david kim has won every match of starcraft 2 i've seen

And all the Zerg he has played against are Retards.



Every time someone has the lead and a huge advantage they end up loosing.

EVERY TIME

Felix wrote:

Lord Pheonix wrote:None of those fuckers know how to use Zerg in long term battles, in every Battle Report the Zerg could win but fuck it up and loose.

David Kim always wins. ALWAYS

Some people are saying that those Battle Reports are staged just so the players can show off the new features of each race. I personally don't think they are staged but as Pheonix said, those Zerg players were pretty bad.

EDIT: Is anyone here actually pissed off about Blizzard removing LAN??