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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no im not female
You: im chris hanson
You: with dateline NBC
Stranger: I SWEAR
Stranger: SHE WAS 18
You: I don't believe you
Stranger: we were just gonna talk!
You: so you say she was 18 what was her real age?
Stranger: nothing was gonna happen
Stranger: just eat some brownies
You: You drove 80 miles to her house to eat some brownies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like brownies
You: How did you meat?
You: eet
Stranger: internet
You: through chat?
Stranger: yh my nickname was hornyguy46ps3
You: I have probable cause to investigate your quarters
Stranger: i dont have anything more to say
Stranger: am i free to go?
You: anything you say will be held against you in the court of law
You: PUT your hands up Predator bastard!
Stranger: NOT IF THE BEAR SAVES MNE
You: Oh god ive been found i must go this has been fun >>>.. Pedobear hahahaa

old thread I know, but I wanted to post this one






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do something representative of yourself so I can assess you.
You: I like steel turtles that can fly through space with unicorns in their belly.
Stranger: You will do.
Stranger: Hello!
You: hi Stranger
Stranger: I like the above mentioned turtles too.
You: I know
You: in the future
You: all turtles will be made of steel
Stranger: Nobody has ever heard of them except us, but I love them all the same.
You: and we'll be able to ride them into the sun
You: people at my school know about them cause I told them
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Won't we burn?
You: maybe
Stranger: When we fly into the sun/
You: but we'll probably be really old anyway
Stranger: Or are we also made of steel?
You: and I'd rather fly into the sun than die of Alzheimer's
Stranger: Why would we make steel turtles before steel humans?
You: turtles will make themselves from steal
You: steel**
Stranger: It makes perfect sense that we would also be made of steel.
You: even so
Stranger: Oh, Ok.
Stranger: Clever turtles.
You: riding a space turtle of steel into the sun would be pretty beast
Stranger: Yeah OK, you are right.
Stranger: i totally agree.
You: you like towers?
Stranger: Thanks for the lesson.
Stranger: I love towers.
You: me too
Stranger: I love tower defence games
You: I think they're kinda hot
Stranger: You want to marry towers?
You: no
You: but I'd hit it
Stranger: Ok
You: like a 747
Stranger: i didn't know you meant that kind of tower.
Stranger: Or that kind of like.
Stranger: Or that you were osama bin laden,
Stranger: Now I know.
You: no
You: osama was a bad person
Stranger: And you?
You: I dunno
You: history will tell
Stranger: You only kill the bad guys:D
Stranger: Like the smurf of seclusion and Badger Bernard.
You: sure
You: also
Stranger: Also.
You: your blue font is very attractive
Stranger: Why thankyou.
You: I like how it contrasts with the white background
Stranger: Yeah and you standing there all red and stuff.
You:
You: it's like America, France, and Russia all at once
Stranger: International Party!!!!!
Stranger: *dances*
You: dance till you drop
Stranger: *dance dance dance*
You: keep dancing
Stranger: *dance dance dance dance*
You: forever
Stranger: *dance*
You: and ever
Stranger: *daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Stranger: *DROP*
You: you didn't last very long
Stranger: Sorry, I'm kinda stoned right now.
Stranger: It's hard to dance.
You: just dance
You: it's gonna be okay
Stranger: *d*
Stranger: *a*
Stranger: *n*
Stranger: *c*
You: that's enough
Stranger: *e*
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger:
Stranger: you are merciful.
You: *strokes beard and looks very wise*
Stranger:
Stranger: I love it when you do that!
Stranger: It makes you look so wise!
You: I know
You: that's why I do it
Stranger: Do it again!
You: *strokes beard and looks very intelligent*
Stranger: Yes, I can see something....I think it's intelligence, oozing out of you!
You: *strokes goatee and appears to be of a reasonable mind*
Stranger: Now I can feel sanity and reason of mind.
Stranger: You just emit cool.
Stranger: Hang on, where did your beard go?
You: it's in my pocket
Stranger: It was so big and bushy before, why did you shave it into a goatee?
You: cause
You: it happens
Stranger: You definately look less wise.
Stranger: You shouldn't have done that,
You: but I look more reasonable
Stranger: It will be weeks before you have your wisdom back!
You: and now I can get a job
Stranger: Who needs a job, your wise old self would never had said that!
You: I dunno
You: but money is fun
You: I can buy a tower
You: and shag it
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: You do that.
Stranger: You crazy barmy loonface.
You:
Stranger:
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: You are.
You: are you a human male?
Stranger: I am a dudette.
You: okay
You: I was gonna touch your penis, but I guess you don't have one
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I own one, it is attached to someone else though.
You: ohhh
Stranger: I'm glad that made sense to you.
You: It's cause of the reason
Stranger: The goatee of reason>
You: and strength
You: it lets me pick up a wagon of apples
Stranger: I didn't notice that strength before
You: with just my hair
Stranger: But now that you mention it...
You: and a couple burly italians I hired helped a little
Stranger: Yeah, you the don.
Stranger: That goattee has made you a don.
You: speaking of the don
You: I need to go to Russia
Stranger: Yoy don the goatee, you become the don.
You: and swim in it
Stranger: No, Russia is not made of water dear.
You: but the Don is
You: and it's in Russia
Stranger: You are the Don.
You: okay
Stranger: OK.
You: but still
You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=don+river
Stranger: Are you going to Russia right now?
You: yes
You: I'm on a plane already
You: but we'll probably crash
You: cause I'm not supposed to use wireless on it
Stranger: Oh you googled it for me, how kind.
Stranger: It's also in Ontario.
You: awesome
You: Canada is like....
You: yeah
You: anyway
You: I need to go talk to the pilot
You: I think he's bleeding
Stranger: ok go and see, report back here
You: and a man with a turban just stood up
You: time to leave....
You: byby
You have disconnected.

So that was you, then? Teehee...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do something representative of yourself so I can assess you.
Stranger: haha what?
You: based on your perception of yourself, say something that you feel that would best represent you
Stranger: ummm
You: for example, if you liked cheese, you would say "I like cheese."
You: and I would then know that you liked cheese
You: and if cheese was the first thing that came to mind, I could determine that you were probably from Wisconsin, and thus are an evil cheese cleric that calls upon the powers of the moon to do terrible, unspeakable things
Stranger: hahahahaha omg!!! seriously???
Stranger: can we just have a normal convo
You: also, you would be bad at driving, were you from Wisconsin
You: because for some reason, people from Wisconsin are simply less prone to learning how to drive
Stranger: hahahaha XD
Stranger: your so random
Stranger: and no i'm not from Wisconsin
You: which is good, because I can't have the cheese clerics knowing I'm on to them
You: one cannot hide from the moon
You: unless it's cloudy
You: but it isn't usually very cloudy, here
Stranger: hahaha oh guess what?!
You: MEATLOAF!
You: did I guess right?
You: *crosses fingers*
Stranger: lol no i didn't die from a tsunami today!!! YESSS! XD
You: this is definitely a plus
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: what a lame day.
You: it's a shame that I didn't guess right
Stranger: don't beat yourself up.
Stranger: lol
You: technically speaking, assuming that your response was a one word answer, I had a one in roughly six hundred thousand chance of being right
You: and, as movies, novels, and other mediums of story will tell us, anything so unlikely is actually certain to happen
Stranger: wtf dude haha are you just making stuff up as you type haha
You: if we count that your response might include combinations of words, well, the chances were so dismally low that it was almost guaranteed I was right
You: I would calculate what the chances were should we include just two word responses, but I forsook probability as soon as I graduated high school, and so I don't remember the formula for combinations and permuations
You: who would have thought I could have a real life application for such things?
Stranger: wow are you like mad smart or something i don't even know what your trying to say lol
You: oh, not particularly
You: would you believe I've failed out of Calc 3 three times now, over the course of four semesters (one of which I did not elect to take the class)?
You: and that I failed out of Discrete Math at least once, though my hopes are not so high this semester
You: really, I've failed out of quite a few of my classes
Stranger: haha calc 3 WTF! smarty pants lol
Stranger: i can't even pass like trig lol
You: over time, math just becomes easier, I suppose
You: unless you have an evil teacher
You: then it becomes harder
You: and you cry
Stranger: or unless your me. lol
Stranger: lol
You: I'm sure math will become easier as time progresses
You: eventually, you'll deal with trig for long enough that it will just make sense
Stranger: hahaha nah,,
Stranger: not my things
Stranger: *thing
You: and you'll be like "this makes sense" and trig will say "why yes, it does" and you'll be like "wait, how can a concept talk" and trig will be like "well, that would be because you're on acid, and I don't actually make sense" and you'd be like "wait, what?" and then a dragon would come and eat trig, and you would be sad
You: and this is why we should not take acid
You: also, acid burns things
You: which is another down side
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its like your trying to make my brain hurt
You: no pain, no gain
You: unless it is a painless gain
You: but that is an exception to the rule
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: talk normal
You: have you ever stopped to consider how unnecessarily complex English is?
You: I mean, think about it
You: there is a grammatical rule concerning i and e
You: i before e, except after c, or when making the sound ay, as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, so you'll never be right, now matter what you say
You: now, let's look at German
You: in German, i before e makes the ee sound, and e before i makes the ai sound
You: and even the complex grammatical rule has exceptions
Stranger: stopppp! hahha
You: I mean, "protein" features an e before an i, but doesn't make the sound ay, and isn't particular to weekends or Holidays
You: though one could make the argument that protein is part of the all throughout May section
You: these people are wrong
You: primarily because they misunderstand that May is just a concept
Stranger: anyways!!!
Stranger: i'm gunna stop you right there
You: and that words cannot be inherently attributed to the passage of time
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: my brain!!!
You: I mean, in English, we have a word for words that sound alike, but are spelled differently
Stranger: lol your so a virgin right?
You: of course
You: you see, you're getting this whole representation assessment thing down quite nicely
Stranger: i knew it hahaha
You: now, consider the word there
You: which can also be spelled their or they're
Stranger: nooo your changing the subject!
You: when someone says a word pronounced as th-air, we have to use context to understand its spelling
You: now, in German, if someone says a word, let's take Entshuldigung as an example
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rot you talked them to death O.o

Rotaretilbo wrote:So that was you, then? Teehee...

what?

BBJynne wrote:

Rotaretilbo wrote:So that was you, then? Teehee...

what?

Rot. That is a win.

You: and you'll be like "this makes sense" and trig will say "why yes, it does" and you'll be like "wait, how can a concept talk" and trig will be like "well, that would be because you're on acid, and I don't actually make sense" and you'd be like "wait, what?" and then a dragon would come and eat trig, and you would be sad

Rot your my hero.

Ruski wrote:

BBJynne wrote:

Rotaretilbo wrote:So that was you, then? Teehee...

what?

Rot. That is a win.

Words cannot describe this magnitude of epicness.

this one isn't really very funny, but it's rather strange
this guy's behavior doesn't make a lot of sense
I didn't really understand what he was trying to do





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: https://2img.net/h/oi48.tinypic.com/2ighg10.jpg
Stranger: shit
You: what is it?
Stranger: 17 m usa
Stranger: dont click
Stranger: virus
You: okay
Stranger: asl
You: but it's tinypic
Stranger: i know
You: so it's just a picture
Stranger: but its a virus
Stranger: haha asl
You: but it's a picture
You: and most ppl have virus protection
Stranger: asl..........
You: the real question is, why did you link it if you don't want people to look?
Stranger: i didnt mean to post it. i copied it from a girl that sent it to me
You: I dunno...
You: it just reeks of intentional
You: what is it a picture of?
Stranger: a virusssss
Stranger: i tld you
Stranger: told
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: viruses aren't interesting
You: I need details
Stranger: good by
Stranger: e
You: it's just a picture of a girl
You: what's so special about that?
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: god damn it
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 42/Frog/Middle-Creek River, Arkansas

Stranger: male or female

You: Frog

Stranger: what does that mean

Stranger: i m new

You: IT MEANS I AM A FROG!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hello, Are you black?

You: No

Stranger: Hispanic?

You: No

Stranger: Muslim?

You: ALLAH!

You: No and thats not a race.

You: It's a religious group.

Stranger: Who said i was limiting myself to races

You: George Bush

Stranger: When?

You: Back in 1974

Stranger: Oh so Over 9000 years ago?

You: No....idiot

You: It's

You: HIS SPEECH LEVELS! THERE OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey

You: Great conversation starter, I applaud you good sir

Stranger: yeah a lot a people use it...i thought i would give it a try

You: I have to say I was completely riveted by the three letter word you typed out. Sir, you have touched my life, and I thank you

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey(:
Stranger: asl?
You: 60 days/frog/creek
Stranger: AWESOME
You: ribbit
Stranger: 69 days/bear/hundred acre woods(:
You: *catches fly with tongue*
You: BEAR?!

Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: (:
You: *jumps away*
You have disconnected.

great to see you guys still using Omegle, maybe i should make a chatroulette thread.

Stranger: how do u do

You: How do you do?

You: Say it right or shut the fuck up

Stranger: lick my balls?

You: No thank you

You have disconnected.

Ruski wrote:

You: 42/Frog/Middle-Creek River, Arkansas

since when are you french?

Stranger: oh hello

Stranger: random stranger

You: QAPLA!

Stranger: i agree

You: Good

You: You have potential grasshopper

Stranger: watcha typing there

Stranger: OH

Stranger: i do

Stranger: i really do

I've been in a conversation for fourty minutes now

Stranger: hi im gay wanna talk?

You: No faggot

You have disconnected.

Stranger: do you need advise?
You: do you need to be raped by wolf penis?
Stranger: not at the moment
You: well, same goes for me
Stranger: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mr. Grenade wrote:Stranger: hi im gay wanna talk? :)

You: No faggot

You have disconnected.

That's so mean!

don't post your chats unless its funny... if you think any of the last few are funny then you have a terrible sense of humor

Gauz wrote:

Mr. Grenade wrote:Stranger: hi im gay wanna talk?

You: No faggot

You have disconnected.

That's so mean!

Gauz, I don't have anything against gay people. This is Omegle.com. The rule is that pretty much everything you see is a lie.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna be the very best
Stranger: that no one ever was
You: To catch them
You: Is my real test
You: To train them is my cause!
Stranger: i will travel across the land
You: Searching far and wide!
Stranger: teach pokemon to understand
Stranger: the power thats inside
You: Pokemon!
You: Its you and me!
You: I know it's my destiny!
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: ohhh youre my best friend
You: In a world we must defend!

Stranger: Pokemon! gotta catch em all
Stranger: our hearts so true
You: Our courage will pull us through!
You: You teach me! I'll teach you!
Stranger: pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch 'em all!
You: Every challenge along the way
You: With courage I will face
Stranger: i will battle everyday
Stranger: to claim my rightful place!
You: Come with me, the time is right
You: There's no better team
You: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
Stranger: its always been our dream
Stranger: pokemon!
You: It's you and me!
You: I know it's my destiny!
You: Pokemon!
You: Ooh, you're my best friend
You: In a world we must defend
Stranger: pokemon!
Stranger: gotta catch em all
Stranger: our hearts so true
Stranger: our courage will pull us through
You: You'll teach me! I'll teach you!
Stranger: pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: v
Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: nice convo
You: C'thulu
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