Obscenely bad pick-up lines! Yay! (Or good ones)

Post yours and i'll post mine, shall we begin?

1) Can I take your picture? I want santa to know EXACTLY what I want for christmas.

2) Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so now, I am going to need you cell phone number/ adress for insurance reasons...

3) Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

4) If being sexy is a crime, you're guilty as charged

5) Go out with me or die.

6) Hey baby, i'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! XD

7) Have I seen you before? Hmmm, OH YEAH! I remember, you look like my next girlfriend!

8*) If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

9) Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes...

10) If I said "You have a nice body" would you hold it against me?

11) You be the iceburg and I'll be the titanic and I'll go down on you.

12) If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Do you have a mirror in your pants because i see myself in them.

Yea that's all i got. Pickup lines don't work btw.

I am qutie aware of that

*rubs red hand mark on cheek*

But in a stroke of luck, they do.

I could provide you with tried and true real working direct and indirect cold approach openers....

lol @ #6

Best one I heard in Scotland.

"Get your coat, love. You've pulled."

BAM! Right in the face.

Worked though. After about 6 tries.

Does this rag smell like Chloroform

If you were a buger id pick you!

heres my library card cause im checkin you out

Did it hurt when yu fell from heaven?

I Have .... Viagra at my home!

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!

1) Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

2) Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long.

3)Aren't you tired from running through m mind all day?

4) Hey IDK how your name got in my phone, but it looks lonely without a number.

5) When you gonna let me hit it?

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

Fancy a shag, mon?

There is a time and place for pick up lines, the time is never and you can guess the place.

"Hey, do you have herpes?"
"No!"
"Wanna catch it? " ;)

If I was a stalker, I'd be stalking you.

Y'know, I never grew up... wanna play "Doctor?"

XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!

ill use that just to be retarded :p

BBJynne wrote:Fancy a shag?

this can actually work. it all depends on the delivery and the environment. It's basically the Shock & Awe method and is EXTREMELY similar to Shock & Awe: Apocalypse.

*begins writing these down*

hey sweetie, if you'll be my bride, Ill groom ya

SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS!!

I have been trying to be romantic, smart, and witty. All I needed to do was be a Jerk, of course!

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!

Ukurse wrote:

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!

remember, If you put a whole jar of vaseline on your face it won't hurt as much

lol

RX wrote:There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

I do this in spanish, lol.

I've heard that in spanish one too many times in the school year -.-

Death no more wrote:

XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!

ill use that just to be retarded :p

omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-

If I was a model you'd be my choice brand!

Death no more wrote:

Death no more wrote:

XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!

ill use that just to be retarded :p

omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-

This guy ^
Fails for trying to use that pick up line