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Post by Gauz on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:12 pm

Post yours and i'll post mine, shall we begin?

1) Can I take your picture? I want santa to know EXACTLY what I want for christmas.

2) Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so now, I am going to need you cell phone number/ adress for insurance reasons... Cool

3) Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

4) If being sexy is a crime, you're guilty as charged Very Happy

5) Go out with me or die.

6) Hey baby, i'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! XD

7) Have I seen you before? Hmmm, OH YEAH! I remember, you look like my next girlfriend!

8*) If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

9) Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes... Cool

10) If I said "You have a nice body" would you hold it against me?

11) You be the iceburg and I'll be the titanic and I'll go down on you.

12) If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head? Laughing
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Post by Carcarius on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:34 pm

Do you have a mirror in your pants because i see myself in them.

Yea that's all i got. Pickup lines don't work btw.
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Post by Gauz on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:38 pm

I am qutie aware of that

*rubs red hand mark on cheek*

But in a stroke of luck, they do.
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Post by KristallNacht on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:48 pm

I could provide you with tried and true real working direct and indirect cold approach openers....
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Post by Kasrkin Seath on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:55 pm

lol @ #6

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Post by Cheese on Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:44 am

Best one I heard in Scotland.

"Get your coat, love. You've pulled."

BAM! Right in the face.

Worked though. After about 6 tries.

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Post by XNate02 on Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:02 am

Does this rag smell like Chloroform

If you were a buger id pick you!

heres my library card cause im checkin you out

Did it hurt when yu fell from heaven?

I Have .... Viagra at my home!

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
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Post by Ben on Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:01 am

1) Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

2) Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long.

3)Aren't you tired from running through m mind all day?

4) Hey IDK how your name got in my phone, but it looks lonely without a number.

5) When you gonna let me hit it?

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Post by RX on Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:55 am

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
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Post by BBJynne on Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:02 am

Fancy a shag, mon?

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Post by Untamed Reign on Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:20 am

There is a time and place for pick up lines, the time is never and you can guess the place.

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Post by PiEdude on Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:53 am

"Hey, do you have herpes?"
"No!"
"Wanna catch it? " ;)
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:03 am

If I was a stalker, I'd be stalking you.

Y'know, I never grew up... wanna play "Doctor?"
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Post by Death no More on Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:51 pm

XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
ROFL ill use that just to be retarded :p
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Post by KristallNacht on Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:31 pm

BBJynne wrote:Fancy a shag?


this can actually work. it all depends on the delivery and the environment. It's basically the Shock & Awe method and is EXTREMELY similar to Shock & Awe: Apocalypse.
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Post by Ascendant Justice on Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:36 pm

*begins writing these down*
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Post by Ringleader on Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:44 pm

hey sweetie, if you'll be my bride, Ill groom ya


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Post by Ukurse on Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:05 am

SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS!!

I have been trying to be romantic, smart, and witty. All I needed to do was be a Jerk, of course!

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!


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Post by Carcarius on Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:09 am

Ukurse wrote:

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!
remember, If you put a whole jar of vaseline on your face it won't hurt as much
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Post by Gauz on Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:29 pm

lol
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Post by PiEdude on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:33 pm

RX wrote:There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

I do this in spanish, lol.
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Post by Gauz on Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:02 pm

I've heard that in spanish one too many times in the school year -.-
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Post by Death no More on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:05 pm

Death no more wrote:
XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
ROFL ill use that just to be retarded :p
omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-
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Post by Nocbl2 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:07 pm

If I was a model you'd be my choice brand!
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Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:20 pm

Death no more wrote:
Death no more wrote:
XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
ROFL ill use that just to be retarded :p
omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-
This guy ^
Fails for trying to use that pick up line
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