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Post by Death no More on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:09 pm

Before you read, I want you to know you will not leave this thread with out severe mental problems Razz oh ya and i might post some others sorry this one is so long but its sick for a while.





[00:37:29] RX : Brb

[00:37:33] RX : Just gonna get my axe

[00:37:39] Yam Head : oooooouch

[00:37:55] Yam Head : i prefer to use fire and cleanse the pit of all the dried blood, jizz etc

[00:39:18] Yam Head : the kids get scared because they view me as the alpha ped and release their fate

[00:41:17] x Gauz x : I like knives

[00:41:27] x Gauz x : They're sharp

[00:42:01] BBJynne : We should put Yam, Angatar, RX and Ukurse in a cage. Outside the cage is a horde of small children. There is on exit from the cage. To reach it, they must be the last man standing and pile the bodies of their enemies. This would be fun to watch.

[00:42:41] Yam Head : BB i will make that a legit FF

[00:42:48] RX : I threw the fat kid into the pit and said he tried to steal their food

[00:42:50] x Gauz x : Ukurse is a pervert?

[00:43:07] x Gauz x : RX what the fuck are you talking about

[00:43:09] RX : Holy crap this is fun to watch

[00:43:09] BBJynne : I'm not sure, but I think so.

[00:43:35] x Gauz x : RX... what is fun to watch?

[00:43:36] RX : They're beating him to death with the short kid

[00:43:50] x Gauz x : FUCKING TELL ME

[00:43:54] Yam Head : hawt

[00:44:08] Yam Head : gauz read all the previous posts like before you joined

[00:44:12] x Gauz x : Awesome thread: Yamheads intro

[00:44:19] RX : Fattie fights back

[00:44:30] Yam Head : that thread was win

[00:44:33] RX : He just bit off a hand!

[00:44:43] Yam Head : ohhhhh

[00:44:53] Yam Head : fattie aint givin up with out lunch

[00:45:00] x Gauz x : RX you are spying on a childrens park?

[00:45:13] RX : He spotted the other dead fattie

[00:45:37] Yam Head : ever notice when 2 fatties mate they have to consume everything in sight

[00:45:52] Yam Head : before the female fattie is ready to give her self up

[00:46:01] RX : Yeah

[00:46:08] x Gauz x : mate? Or meet?

[00:46:11] RX : That's how I lost Bob

[00:46:34] RX : I think I'll keep this fattie

[00:46:46] RX : I gonna put him in a seperate pit

[00:47:04] Yam Head : my room is to small for a pit expansio

[00:47:06] RX : I wanna see if he begins to eat himself if I starve him enough

[00:47:12] Yam Head : *expansion

[00:47:23] Yam Head : they go for the juicer areas first

[00:47:34] Yam Head : the cratch region holds the most protien

[00:47:37] RX : I've dug a secret basement beneath my garage

[00:47:38] Yam Head : *crotch

[00:47:51] RX : Ahh

[00:48:02] Yam Head : i like to wake up the crying of the children because they know im most honry in the morning

[00:48:32] RX : Do you only keep boys?

[00:48:55] Yam Head : i tried mixing them together but then the whole bacth was killed by a cootie infestation

[00:49:09] Yam Head : set me back a few weeks of production

[00:49:11] RX : Ahh

[00:49:20] RX : I keep only boys

[00:49:30] RX : They mate with each other every tuesday

[00:49:47] RX : All the other days they are mine

[00:49:51] x Gauz x : what... the... fuck?

[00:50:00] Yam Head : i force them to mate so they become infertile and i cant sex em up when ever i want

[00:50:20] RX : Ahh

[00:50:24] thane321 has joined the chat the Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:50 am

[00:50:29] thane321 : awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[00:50:40] thane321 : your sex is on fire

[00:50:41] Yam Head : during school i lock them up in a secluded bathroom let them run around and then during a free period i come in and mess around with them

[00:50:41] RX : I give them Viagra in every meal so that they are always prepared

[00:50:53] x Gauz x : ...

[00:51:11] Death no more has joined the chat the Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:51 am

[00:51:12] x Gauz x : You guys are sounding like angatar...

[00:51:12] thane321 : O.o

[00:51:15] thane321 : wtf?

[00:51:19] Death no more : ... rx wtf

[00:51:19] Yam Head : last time i OD'd them on viagra the kid came all over the place and the kids just took to it

[00:51:27] RX : I just hide the smallest one in my backpack and kep him benath my desk

[00:51:39] Yam Head : i had to fuckin mop it up it wasnt pretty

[00:51:48] Death no more : .....

[00:51:52] RX : If I tap the desk three times, it's fun time, if I tap it four, it's stop

[00:51:54] Death no more : sounds fun

[00:52:12] Death no more : lolz

[00:52:13] Yam Head : i txt them dirt messages

[00:52:16] Yam Head : *dirty

[00:52:22] thane321 : ...

[00:52:38] Yam Head : i take them back to the dumpsters and make them roll around in it'

[00:52:42] Death no more : ....

[00:53:02] RX : I take them to the shower and forces them to pick up the soap

[00:53:03] Death no more : *resist urge to be even sicker than yam or rx*

[00:53:20] Death no more : lol

[00:53:23] Yam Head : i take the really weak kids and make them hold soap for hours

[00:53:33] Death no more : .....

[00:53:33] Yam Head : who ever drops it first get the penis rod

[00:53:38] Death no more : I can beat that

[00:54:35] Yam Head : i didnt tell you what i did with the penis rod

[00:54:42] x Gauz x : ...

[00:54:50] x Gauz x : *sigh*

[00:55:12] Yam Head : lol if only ang were here

[00:55:14] RX : I like the ones that are really unpopular

[00:55:24] RX : I say I can make them popular

[00:55:33] Yam Head : oh yeah the kids like form packs and kick out the unpopulars

[00:55:42] Death no more : I like to ripe of their ass cheeks and then smear the blood on body for hours, while the ass less kid is still bleeding then he dies and I have sex with the dead body Very Happy

[00:55:45] x Gauz x : If angatar was here...

[00:55:48] x Gauz x : ...

[00:55:51] Death no more : lol

[00:55:52] Yam Head : i get pissed off and take them out back for some R&R in my pants

[00:55:54] Death no more : so sick

[00:55:58] x Gauz x : WHAT THE FUCK!

[00:56:07] Death no more : lol I beat all of you

[00:56:17] Yam Head : death thats inspiring

[00:56:20] x Gauz x : SERIOUSLY! WTF!!

[00:56:25] RX : I teached them to masturbate..

[00:56:26] Death no more : Very Happy

[00:56:34] RX : Stupidest thing I've ever done...

[00:56:35] Death no more : I can be worse

[00:56:45] Death no more : everyone can

[00:56:47] RX : I don't ccare

[00:56:50] Death no more : just have to think

[00:57:01] RX : Just jizzed EVERWHERE!!!!

[00:57:02] Yam Head : i like to keep it simple

[00:57:09] Death no more : so so so fucked up

[00:57:15] Yam Head : dont ever teach them to masturbate

[00:57:23] Yam Head : they jerk off ALL day

[00:57:23] RX : I know...

[00:57:35] Yam Head : i come home and the pit is filled with fuckin cum

[00:57:43] Yam Head : i cant see shit

[00:57:51] RX : I just smeared peanut butter on their balls and released a hungry fat kid

[00:57:59] Yam Head : i had to install a friggin filter just to keep the damned thing clean

[00:58:00] Death no more : lol

[00:58:10] BBJynne has been disconnected the Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:58 am (session timeout)

[00:58:24] Yam Head : i dont want the fatties tpo have the taste of balls in their mouth

[00:58:31] Yam Head : then they always want it

[00:58:33] Death no more : if nate just signed in I would laugh so hard

[00:58:33] RX : One funny thing is to arm them with sticks and let loose a hungry fattie

[00:58:44] RX : It's like watching LOTR troll fights

[00:59:24] Death no more : nice

[00:59:45] Yam Head : oh yeah hide a ring on the gangely kids and tell them who ever finds papas rings gets it in the butt first

[00:59:55] Yam Head : they love that game

[01:00:08] Yam Head : *ring

[01:00:16] BBJynne has joined the chat the Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:00 am

[01:00:26] RX : Mmm

[01:00:36] Yam Head : if nate signed in i would have a lol attack

[01:00:54] Death no more : lol BB

[01:00:57] Death no more : look up

[01:01:02] Death no more : and read

[01:01:15] RX : Ever tried jumping into the pit yourself?

[01:02:06] RX : They jumped on me from all sides and dryhumped me.

[01:02:10] HB has joined the chat the Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:02 am

[01:02:14] Death no more : lol

[01:02:47] Yam Head : i dont allow them to wear cloths

[01:03:06] Yam Head : and they usualy come jumping for me because i hide the daily food raions in my pants

[01:03:07] RX : They didn't have clothes...

[01:03:15] Yam Head : *rations

[01:03:17] Death no more : I like to dig huge ass pits and put all of them in their and let them starve until their weak, when there so weak they dont want to have sex then I rape them

[01:03:31] Death no more : then I let them feed off my cum

[01:03:38] RX : I like to keep one next to me when I play racing games

[01:03:41] HB : ...

[01:03:49] Death no more : lol hb

[01:03:53] RX : Then I yell SHIFT GEAR

[01:03:55] BBJynne : hallo 'ammahboy

[01:04:04] Yam Head : i like to put a wireless controller in their pants and move the analog stick up and down

[01:04:15] RX : Then he 'gears'

[01:04:23] HB : akward turtle moment...

[01:04:29] Yam Head : do you activate the turbo?

[01:04:44] RX : Yeah

[01:04:44] Death no more : BB I like to shove the controller up their beutts then I stick my hands up their two and play the while the controllers up their ass

[01:04:50] Yam Head : im trying to teach them to cum on demand

[01:04:53] HB : ok ima go...

[01:04:56] Death no more : lol

[01:04:57] HB : kinda creeped out...

[01:04:59] RX : I also say I have to refual

[01:04:59] HB : >.>

[01:05:02] HB : >.<

[01:05:05] BBJynne : that's disgusting

[01:05:07] RX : And thus needs to stick the Fuel pump somewhere

[01:05:10] Death no more : Razz

[01:05:15] HB is Disconnected on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:05 am

[01:05:16] Yam Head : when ever they hear my screams i want them to jizz uncontrolably

[01:05:19] Death no more : jk jk

[01:05:32] RX : Haha

[01:05:34] Death no more : these guys are so so sick

[01:05:45] Death no more : me too!!!

[01:06:11] Yam Head : most epic CB convo ever

[01:06:24] RX : Indeed

[01:06:46] RX : I love to wake up with atleast three kids in my bed

[01:06:55] x Gauz x : no it isn't...

[01:07:02] x Gauz x : seriously...

[01:07:04] RX : It's just so warm and cushy

[01:07:14] Death no more : lol guaz its the most sick one

[01:07:18] Yam Head : lol

[01:07:24] thane321 has been disconnected the Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:07 am (session timeout)

[01:07:24] RX : I have a small pit in my closet

[01:07:25] x Gauz x : I don't know if this is worse or at the level of, angatar....

[01:07:29] Death no more : im going to copy and paste this now and make it into a thread!!!!
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Post by Yam Head on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:12 pm

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Post by RX on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:19 pm

[20:08:20 20/06/09] RX : HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

[20:09:34 20/06/09] RX : Hello

[20:10:41 20/06/09] Kislany : hi

[20:10:46 20/06/09] Kislany : ...

[20:10:51 20/06/09] * Kislany gos away

[20:11:47 20/06/09] Yam Head : happy new year...

[20:11:50 20/06/09] RX : Hello

[20:12:34 20/06/09] Yam Head : you get that asian kid from across the streat yet?

[20:12:40 20/06/09] Yam Head : *street

[20:13:14 20/06/09] RX : No

[20:13:27 20/06/09] RX : I didn't have StarCraft so I have nothing he can feed on

[20:13:38 20/06/09] Kislany : ...

[20:14:12 20/06/09] Yam Head : damn

[20:14:15 20/06/09] RX : But: I found out that the fat kid I catched later is gone already so I got another one

[20:14:24 20/06/09] Yam Head : did you think of battling him with one of your captured kids?

[20:14:31 20/06/09] Yam Head : oh thats good

[20:14:31 20/06/09] RX : No

[20:14:38 20/06/09] Yam Head : you should

[20:14:56 20/06/09] Yam Head : little jimmy is at lvl 6 and i think hes gonna evolve soon

[20:14:59 20/06/09] RX : He would just make a scary sound and asian kids would emerge from everywhere

[20:15:09 20/06/09] RX : It's happaned before

[20:15:15 20/06/09] RX : Happened*

[20:15:38 20/06/09] Yam Head : def get a copy of star craft and put it in a asian trap

[20:15:51 20/06/09] RX : I'm already downloading it

[20:16:22 20/06/09] Yam Head : it might not be safe letting an asian that close to your comp with violent and or sexual intentions

[20:16:37 20/06/09] RX : Indeed

[20:16:49 20/06/09] RX : So. you got any interesting catches today?

[20:17:01 20/06/09] Yam Head : no

[20:17:10 20/06/09] Yam Head : im out of pedo balls Sad

[20:17:35 20/06/09] RX : I would lend you some, but I need them

[20:17:46 20/06/09] RX : I discovered and area with wild children

[20:17:56 20/06/09] RX : an*

[20:18:05 20/06/09] Yam Head : oh

[20:18:07 20/06/09] Yam Head : do tell

[20:18:10 20/06/09] RX : Damn my spelling mistakes

[20:18:30 20/06/09] RX : There is a playground nearby where the children go

[20:18:39 20/06/09] RX : I can hide there and catch them off guard

[20:18:42 20/06/09] Yam Head : i see

[20:18:47 20/06/09] Yam Head : nice

[20:18:53 20/06/09] RX : Because they are close to home so there are no parents watching

[20:19:00 20/06/09] Yam Head : i have to follow their herds and prey on the sick and weak

[20:19:09 20/06/09] RX : But I'll have to be carefull

[20:19:11 20/06/09] Yam Head : parents suck

[20:19:21 20/06/09] RX : Last time

[20:19:21 20/06/09] Yam Head : they call the cops when they spot you

[20:19:30 20/06/09] RX : I got chasen by a mother for three miles

[20:19:40 20/06/09] Yam Head : damn

[20:19:40 20/06/09] RX : The cops are bad

[20:19:46 20/06/09] Yam Head : their so territorial

[20:20:02 20/06/09] RX : They lock me into small rooms with horny men

[20:20:29 20/06/09] Yam Head : i see the moms having horny men patrol the yard at night

[20:20:31 20/06/09] RX : One of the men dared me to touch my toes with straight legs in the shower

[20:20:45 20/06/09] RX : And then:

[20:20:48 20/06/09] Yam Head : did you do it?

[20:20:53 20/06/09] RX : yes

[20:20:57 20/06/09] RX : He kicked me!

[20:21:04 20/06/09] RX : So I raped him.

[20:21:05 20/06/09] Yam Head : mn what a bitch

[20:21:13 20/06/09] Yam Head : you see he had that coming

[20:21:16 20/06/09] Yam Head : hehe cuming

[20:21:34 20/06/09] RX : Teehee

[20:21:40 20/06/09] RX : Hmm

[20:21:54 20/06/09] RX : brb feeding time for the children

[20:22:07 20/06/09] RX : Just gotta throw down a road kill for them

[20:22:13 20/06/09] BBJynne : *sees the last few things said*

[20:22:24 20/06/09] BBJynne : *sigh*

[20:22:25 20/06/09] Yam Head : k

[20:22:48 20/06/09] Yam Head : i feed them the pellets of the children that didnt make it threw the harsh winter

[20:22:49 20/06/09] Kislany : ...

[20:23:07 20/06/09] BBJynne : hi Kislany!!

[20:23:08 20/06/09] Yam Head : iduring the long times locked in the house i have them fight ot the death for pleasure

[20:23:13 20/06/09] Yam Head : *to

[20:23:16 20/06/09] BBJynne : Very Happy

[20:23:20 20/06/09] Kislany : hi BB

[20:23:25 20/06/09] * Kislany walks away

[20:23:26 20/06/09] BBJynne : leg feeling better?

[20:24:20 20/06/09] RX : You do?

[20:24:28 20/06/09] RX : That's awesome!

[20:24:31 20/06/09] Yam Head : yeah

[20:24:35 20/06/09] Yam Head : its so hawt

[20:24:51 20/06/09] Yam Head : give them somthing to fight with and its go time

[20:24:52 20/06/09] BBJynne : eehhhhhh

[20:25:17 20/06/09] RX : I like to gather large bunches and let them play Mafia

[20:25:18 20/06/09] * BBJynne wants to talk to someone that isn't considering kidnapping/torturing children.

[20:25:31 20/06/09] Yam Head : oh so you let them role play?

[20:25:42 20/06/09] RX : Ya

[20:25:51 20/06/09] Kislany : ...

[20:25:58 20/06/09] Kislany : hi BB

[20:26:00 20/06/09] RX : Watching the lynch town is awesome

[20:26:18 20/06/09] Yam Head : i bet

[20:26:26 20/06/09] BBJynne : so Kislany... how are things? (you don't have to say if you don't wanna)

[20:26:40 20/06/09] Yam Head : i was considering letting the kids watch twilight zone but i thought it would give them ideas they had to pleasure other men beside me

[20:26:42 20/06/09] * Kislany prefers not to say

[20:26:48 20/06/09] BBJynne : very well!

[20:26:49 20/06/09] Yam Head : and thats not cool

[20:26:58 20/06/09] Kislany : how is BB

[20:27:05 20/06/09] RX : Not cool at all.

[20:27:14 20/06/09] BBJynne : tired

[20:27:23 20/06/09] Kislany : then sleep

[20:27:47 20/06/09] RX : If you starve them then throw in a cookie they kill each other for it.

[20:27:52 20/06/09] RX : Quite fun actually

[20:28:01 20/06/09] BBJynne : not that kind of tired

[20:28:04 20/06/09] BBJynne : I'm not sleepy

[20:28:06 20/06/09] BBJynne : I'm tired

[20:28:18 20/06/09] Kislany : oh

[20:28:24 20/06/09] Kislany : i g2g sorry

[20:28:25 20/06/09] Yam Head : i like to take all their l;ittle toys and hide them then blame the kid reject

[20:28:29 20/06/09] Kislany : sorry BB

[20:28:33 20/06/09] Yam Head : they eat him alive

[20:28:33 20/06/09] Kislany : i need to go

[20:28:35 20/06/09] BBJynne : alright
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Post by RX on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:19 pm

[20:28:44 20/06/09] RX : Haha

[20:28:45 20/06/09] * Kislany kisses BB goodbye

[20:28:55 20/06/09] BBJynne : >.>

[20:28:57 20/06/09] BBJynne : <.<

[20:29:16 20/06/09] RX : Oh dear..

[20:29:19 20/06/09] BBJynne : how can I tell her to stop doing that without being rude?

[20:29:22 20/06/09] BBJynne : hi gauz

[20:29:26 20/06/09] Yam Head : this was by far my favorite CB convo

[20:29:29 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Hello

[20:29:40 20/06/09] Yam Head : tell her it makes you feel uncomfortable

[20:29:40 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Yes it does get annoying BB

[20:30:09 20/06/09] Yam Head : i just ignore it...

[20:30:35 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Yeah if you ignore it eventually she will get bored, besides, its faaaake

[20:30:43 20/06/09] RX : They just killed the fat kid...

[20:30:45 20/06/09] BBJynne : not annoying really

[20:30:52 20/06/09] BBJynne : just...

[20:30:58 20/06/09] BBJynne : not what I'm comfortable with

[20:31:03 20/06/09] Yam Head : RX was he hogging all the lube/

[20:31:16 20/06/09] Yam Head : the fact that its fake and over the internet just bugs me

[20:31:25 20/06/09] RX : He made the most awesome sound ever

[20:31:47 20/06/09] RX : But somehow it summoned hords of Fatties...

[20:32:02 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Has anyone played demi-god?

[20:32:04 20/06/09] Yam Head : damn their gonna take all my fuckin lube

[20:32:11 20/06/09] RX : The sound was similar to this

[20:32:14 20/06/09] Yam Head : that game sounds familar

[20:32:39 20/06/09] Yam Head : i see

[20:32:51 20/06/09] x Gauz x : LOL

[20:33:01 20/06/09] x Gauz x : It sounds like a whale in slo-motion

[20:33:57 20/06/09] RX : It's the distress call of the fat kids

[20:34:11 20/06/09] RX : DO NOT play it loud without hearphones

[20:34:33 20/06/09] x Gauz x : God damn, now I am searching up "Fat kids crying" on youtube...

[20:34:39 20/06/09] Yam Head : but what if you want more than one fat kid?

[20:34:47 20/06/09] Yam Head : it could come in handy

[20:35:01 20/06/09] RX : True

[20:35:06 20/06/09] RX : But they eat too much

[20:35:08 20/06/09] RX : I had three once

[20:35:27 20/06/09] RX : But they teamed up and manage to eat four kids alive before I managed to killl them

[20:35:47 20/06/09] BBJynne : whoa

[20:35:51 20/06/09] BBJynne : the box turned black

[20:35:54 20/06/09] BBJynne : and is now white again

[20:35:56 20/06/09] Yam Head : did you use their fat to make one kid from that?

[20:36:13 20/06/09] BBJynne : we're being sabotaged by Africans

[20:36:19 20/06/09] RX : No

[20:36:38 20/06/09] RX : I split them into pieces and fed them to the remaing kids

[20:36:54 20/06/09] x Gauz x : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueZGvDnjTRQ

[20:36:56 20/06/09] x Gauz x : lol

[20:37:08 20/06/09] RX : WOAH!!!

[20:37:15 20/06/09] Yam Head : i guess that wokrs too

[20:37:25 20/06/09] RX : Another fat kids tries to rescued the already dead one

[20:37:29 20/06/09] RX : Brb

[20:37:33 20/06/09] RX : Just gonna get my axe

[20:37:39 20/06/09] Yam Head : oooooouch

[20:37:55 20/06/09] Yam Head : i prefer to use fire and cleanse the pit of all the dried blood, jizz etc

[20:39:18 20/06/09] Yam Head : the kids get scared because they view me as the alpha ped and release their fate

[20:41:17 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I like knives

[20:41:27 20/06/09] x Gauz x : They're sharp

[20:42:01 20/06/09] BBJynne : We should put Yam, Angatar, RX and Ukurse in a cage. Outside the cage is a horde of small children. There is on exit from the cage. To reach it, they must be the last man standing and pile the bodies of their enemies. This would be fun to watch.

[20:42:41 20/06/09] Yam Head : BB i will make that a legit FF

[20:42:48 20/06/09] RX : I threw the fat kid into the pit and said he tried to steal their food

[20:42:50 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Ukurse is a pervert?

[20:43:07 20/06/09] x Gauz x : RX what the fuck are you talking about

[20:43:09 20/06/09] RX : Holy crap this is fun to watch

[20:43:09 20/06/09] BBJynne : I'm not sure, but I think so.

[20:43:35 20/06/09] x Gauz x : RX... what is fun to watch?

[20:43:36 20/06/09] RX : They're beating him to death with the short kid

[20:43:50 20/06/09] x Gauz x : FUCKING TELL ME

[20:43:54 20/06/09] Yam Head : hawt

[20:44:08 20/06/09] Yam Head : gauz read all the previous posts like before you joined

[20:44:12 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Awesome thread: Yamheads intro

[20:44:19 20/06/09] RX : Fattie fights back

[20:44:30 20/06/09] Yam Head : that thread was win

[20:44:33 20/06/09] RX : He just bit off a hand!

[20:44:43 20/06/09] Yam Head : ohhhhh

[20:44:53 20/06/09] Yam Head : fattie aint givin up with out lunch

[20:45:00 20/06/09] x Gauz x : RX you are spying on a childrens park?

[20:45:13 20/06/09] RX : He spotted the other dead fattie
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[20:45:37 20/06/09] Yam Head : ever notice when 2 fatties mate they have to consume everything in sight

[20:45:52 20/06/09] Yam Head : before the female fattie is ready to give her self up

[20:46:01 20/06/09] RX : Yeah

[20:46:08 20/06/09] x Gauz x : mate? Or meet?

[20:46:11 20/06/09] RX : That's how I lost Bob

[20:46:34 20/06/09] RX : I think I'll keep this fattie

[20:46:46 20/06/09] RX : I gonna put him in a seperate pit

[20:47:04 20/06/09] Yam Head : my room is to small for a pit expansio

[20:47:06 20/06/09] RX : I wanna see if he begins to eat himself if I starve him enough

[20:47:12 20/06/09] Yam Head : *expansion

[20:47:23 20/06/09] Yam Head : they go for the juicer areas first

[20:47:34 20/06/09] Yam Head : the cratch region holds the most protien

[20:47:37 20/06/09] RX : I've dug a secret basement beneath my garage

[20:47:38 20/06/09] Yam Head : *crotch

[20:47:51 20/06/09] RX : Ahh

[20:48:02 20/06/09] Yam Head : i like to wake up the crying of the children because they know im most honry in the morning

[20:48:32 20/06/09] RX : Do you only keep boys?

[20:48:55 20/06/09] Yam Head : i tried mixing them together but then the whole bacth was killed by a cootie infestation

[20:49:09 20/06/09] Yam Head : set me back a few weeks of production

[20:49:11 20/06/09] RX : Ahh

[20:49:20 20/06/09] RX : I keep only boys

[20:49:30 20/06/09] RX : They mate with each other every tuesday

[20:49:47 20/06/09] RX : All the other days they are mine

[20:49:51 20/06/09] x Gauz x : what... the... fuck?

[20:50:00 20/06/09] Yam Head : i force them to mate so they become infertile and i cant sex em up when ever i want

[20:50:20 20/06/09] RX : Ahh

[20:50:29 20/06/09] thane321 : awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[20:50:40 20/06/09] thane321 : your sex is on fire

[20:50:41 20/06/09] Yam Head : during school i lock them up in a secluded bathroom let them run around and then during a free period i come in and mess around with them

[20:50:41 20/06/09] RX : I give them Viagra in every meal so that they are always prepared

[20:50:53 20/06/09] x Gauz x : ...

[20:51:12 20/06/09] x Gauz x : You guys are sounding like angatar...

[20:51:12 20/06/09] thane321 : O.o

[20:51:15 20/06/09] thane321 : wtf?

[20:51:19 20/06/09] Death no more : ... rx wtf

[20:51:19 20/06/09] Yam Head : last time i OD'd them on viagra the kid came all over the place and the kids just took to it

[20:51:27 20/06/09] RX : I just hide the smallest one in my backpack and kep him benath my desk

[20:51:39 20/06/09] Yam Head : i had to fuckin mop it up it wasnt pretty

[20:51:48 20/06/09] Death no more : .....

[20:51:52 20/06/09] RX : If I tap the desk three times, it's fun time, if I tap it four, it's stop

[20:51:54 20/06/09] Death no more : sounds fun

[20:52:12 20/06/09] Death no more : lolz

[20:52:13 20/06/09] Yam Head : i txt them dirt messages

[20:52:16 20/06/09] Yam Head : *dirty

[20:52:22 20/06/09] thane321 : ...

[20:52:38 20/06/09] Yam Head : i take them back to the dumpsters and make them roll around in it'

[20:52:42 20/06/09] Death no more : ....

[20:53:02 20/06/09] RX : I take them to the shower and forces them to pick up the soap

[20:53:03 20/06/09] Death no more : *resist urge to be even sicker than yam or rx*

[20:53:20 20/06/09] Death no more : lol

[20:53:23 20/06/09] Yam Head : i take the really weak kids and make them hold soap for hours

[20:53:33 20/06/09] Death no more : .....

[20:53:33 20/06/09] Yam Head : who ever drops it first get the penis rod

[20:53:38 20/06/09] Death no more : I can beat that

[20:54:35 20/06/09] Yam Head : i didnt tell you what i did with the penis rod

[20:54:42 20/06/09] x Gauz x : ...

[20:54:50 20/06/09] x Gauz x : *sigh*

[20:55:12 20/06/09] Yam Head : lol if only ang were here

[20:55:14 20/06/09] RX : I like the ones that are really unpopular

[20:55:24 20/06/09] RX : I say I can make them popular

[20:55:33 20/06/09] Yam Head : oh yeah the kids like form packs and kick out the unpopulars

[20:55:42 20/06/09] Death no more : I like to ripe of their ass cheeks and then smear the blood on body for hours, while the ass less kid is still bleeding then he dies and I have sex with the dead body Very Happy

[20:55:45 20/06/09] x Gauz x : If angatar was here...

[20:55:48 20/06/09] x Gauz x : ...

[20:55:51 20/06/09] Death no more : lol

[20:55:52 20/06/09] Yam Head : i get pissed off and take them out back for some R&R in my pants

[20:55:54 20/06/09] Death no more : so sick

[20:55:58 20/06/09] x Gauz x : WHAT THE FUCK!

[20:56:07 20/06/09] Death no more : lol I beat all of you

[20:56:17 20/06/09] Yam Head : death thats inspiring

[20:56:20 20/06/09] x Gauz x : SERIOUSLY! WTF!!

[20:56:25 20/06/09] RX : I teached them to masturbate..

[20:56:26 20/06/09] Death no more : Very Happy

[20:56:34 20/06/09] RX : Stupidest thing I've ever done...

[20:56:35 20/06/09] Death no more : I can be worse

[20:56:45 20/06/09] Death no more : everyone can

[20:56:47 20/06/09] RX : I don't ccare

[20:56:50 20/06/09] Death no more : just have to think

[20:57:01 20/06/09] RX : Just jizzed EVERWHERE!!!!

[20:57:02 20/06/09] Yam Head : i like to keep it simple

[20:57:09 20/06/09] Death no more : so so so fucked up

[20:57:15 20/06/09] Yam Head : dont ever teach them to masturbate

[20:57:23 20/06/09] Yam Head : they jerk off ALL day

[20:57:23 20/06/09] RX : I know...

[20:57:35 20/06/09] Yam Head : i come home and the pit is filled with fuckin cum

[20:57:43 20/06/09] Yam Head : i cant see shit

[20:57:51 20/06/09] RX : I just smeared peanut butter on their balls and released a hungry fat kid

[20:57:59 20/06/09] Yam Head : i had to install a friggin filter just to keep the damned thing clean

[20:58:00 20/06/09] Death no more : lol

[20:58:24 20/06/09] Yam Head : i dont want the fatties tpo have the taste of balls in their mouth

[20:58:31 20/06/09] Yam Head : then they always want it

[20:58:33 20/06/09] Death no more : if nate just signed in I would laugh so hard

[20:58:33 20/06/09] RX : One funny thing is to arm them with sticks and let loose a hungry fattie

[20:58:44 20/06/09] RX : It's like watching LOTR troll fights

[20:59:24 20/06/09] Death no more : nice

[20:59:45 20/06/09] Yam Head : oh yeah hide a ring on the gangely kids and tell them who ever finds papas rings gets it in the butt first

[20:59:55 20/06/09] Yam Head : they love that game

[21:00:08 20/06/09] Yam Head : *ring

[21:00:26 20/06/09] RX : Mmm

[21:00:36 20/06/09] Yam Head : if nate signed in i would have a lol attack

[21:00:54 20/06/09] Death no more : lol BB

[21:00:57 20/06/09] Death no more : look up

[21:01:02 20/06/09] Death no more : and read

[21:01:15 20/06/09] RX : Ever tried jumping into the pit yourself?

[21:02:06 20/06/09] RX : They jumped on me from all sides and dryhumped me.

[21:02:14 20/06/09] Death no more : lol

[21:02:47 20/06/09] Yam Head : i dont allow them to wear cloths

[21:03:06 20/06/09] Yam Head : and they usualy come jumping for me because i hide the daily food raions in my pants

[21:03:07 20/06/09] RX : They didn't have clothes...

[21:03:15 20/06/09] Yam Head : *rations

[21:03:17 20/06/09] Death no more : I like to dig huge ass pits and put all of them in their and let them starve until their weak, when there so weak they dont want to have sex then I rape them

[21:03:31 20/06/09] Death no more : then I let them feed off my cum

[21:03:38 20/06/09] RX : I like to keep one next to me when I play racing games

[21:03:41 20/06/09] HB : ...

[21:03:49 20/06/09] Death no more : lol hb

[21:03:53 20/06/09] RX : Then I yell SHIFT GEAR

[21:03:55 20/06/09] BBJynne : hallo 'ammahboy

[21:04:04 20/06/09] Yam Head : i like to put a wireless controller in their pants and move the analog stick up and down

[21:04:15 20/06/09] RX : Then he 'gears'

[21:04:23 20/06/09] HB : akward turtle moment...

[21:04:29 20/06/09] Yam Head : do you activate the turbo?

[21:04:44 20/06/09] RX : Yeah

[21:04:44 20/06/09] Death no more : BB I like to shove the controller up their beutts then I stick my hands up their two and play the while the controllers up their ass

[21:04:50 20/06/09] Yam Head : im trying to teach them to cum on demand

[21:04:53 20/06/09] HB : ok ima go...

[21:04:56 20/06/09] Death no more : lol

[21:04:57 20/06/09] HB : kinda creeped out...

[21:04:59 20/06/09] RX : I also say I have to refual

[21:04:59 20/06/09] HB : >.>

[21:05:02 20/06/09] HB : >.<

[21:05:05 20/06/09] BBJynne : that's disgusting

[21:05:07 20/06/09] RX : And thus needs to stick the Fuel pump somewhere

[21:05:10 20/06/09] Death no more : Razz

[21:05:16 20/06/09] Yam Head : when ever they hear my screams i want them to jizz uncontrolably

[21:05:19 20/06/09] Death no more : jk jk

[21:05:32 20/06/09] RX : Haha

[21:05:34 20/06/09] Death no more : these guys are so so sick

[21:05:45 20/06/09] Death no more : me too!!!

[21:06:11 20/06/09] Yam Head : most epic CB convo ever

[21:06:24 20/06/09] RX : Indeed

[21:06:46 20/06/09] RX : I love to wake up with atleast three kids in my bed

[21:06:55 20/06/09] x Gauz x : no it isn't...

[21:07:02 20/06/09] x Gauz x : seriously...

[21:07:04 20/06/09] RX : It's just so warm and cushy

[21:07:14 20/06/09] Death no more : lol guaz its the most sick one

[21:07:18 20/06/09] Yam Head : lol

[21:07:24 20/06/09] RX : I have a small pit in my closet

[21:07:25 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I don't know if this is worse or at the level of, angatar....

[21:07:29 20/06/09] Death no more : im going to copy and paste this now andm ake it into a thread!!!!

[21:07:35 20/06/09] Yam Head : i have a small pit in my bathroom

[21:07:53 20/06/09] Yam Head : when ever i shower the kids drink all the bath water

[21:08:09 20/06/09] x Gauz x : So.... the newest user is :FBI and you guys talk about child sex?

[21:08:10 20/06/09] Yam Head : lmao death

[21:08:11 20/06/09] RX : I got small tunnels beneath my house so that they can travel

[21:08:19 20/06/09] RX : I also have a huge hamster wheel down there

[21:08:20 20/06/09] Yam Head : its more like mass child rape

[21:08:32 20/06/09] Yam Head : the only exercise i aloud is sex

[21:08:52 20/06/09] RX : They have to earn the hamster wheel

[21:08:56 20/06/09] Yam Head : i put them in hamster balls and let them roam around the yard confined by a fence

[21:09:02 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I don't do rape... I just like slitting their throats and watching them die

[21:09:21 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I only eat the flesh of people who have the bloody type of O+

[21:09:51 20/06/09] RX : Once a month I take them to the abandonen facility nearby and play hide and rape with them

[21:10:16 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I love hide and seek, it makes for a good night of fun.

[21:10:19 20/06/09] Yam Head : i would but the kids know if they hide it wont be fun

[21:10:26 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Except there is only one winner, and survivor

[21:10:34 20/06/09] Death no more : lol I made this into a thread just so you guys know Very Happy

[21:10:43 20/06/09] Yam Head : where?

[21:10:52 20/06/09] Yam Head : i must see lol

[21:10:52 20/06/09] Death no more : general

[21:10:59 20/06/09] RX : I just put radio seekers into their asses so I know where to find them

[21:11:02 20/06/09] Yam Head : brb

[21:11:06 20/06/09] x Gauz x : I prefer my victims to be innocent

[21:11:13 20/06/09] Yam Head : i slip tracking chips under their penis skin

[21:11:15 20/06/09] x Gauz x : And usually random so that there is little evidence

[21:11:41 20/06/09] x Gauz x : What I do is I go to the houses of random people, or hitchhikers, and I kill them in the woods

[21:12:01 20/06/09] Death no more : I like to rip of their toes and stick it up their asses, every time I do thatI say "this little piggy went to the.."

[21:12:05 20/06/09] RX : Death

[21:12:10 20/06/09] RX : You missed half the convo

[21:12:15 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Then I take all the evidence, like the round casings, their identification, the victims heads, their hands...

[21:12:15 20/06/09] Death no more : yes?

[21:12:21 20/06/09] RX : Did you use the archives

[21:12:25 20/06/09] x Gauz x : And I also cut their feet off

[21:12:29 20/06/09] Death no more : i did?

[21:12:39 20/06/09] RX : Did you?

[21:12:40 20/06/09] Death no more : okay ill get the rest of it

[21:12:53 20/06/09] x Gauz x : Once I did that I take them in a giant bag and burn it, then burn the ashes and whatevers left again.

[21:13:13 20/06/09] RX : You kill them

[21:13:16 20/06/09] RX : You're sick

[21:13:18 20/06/09] x Gauz x : So there is just a body there that is almost totally unindentifiable.

[21:13:19 20/06/09] Yam Head : i shit in bags and then make the kids breath it all in

[21:13:20 20/06/09] Death no more : im leaving it like that

[21:13:24 20/06/09] RX : I keep them for sexual pleasure

[21:13:41 20/06/09] Yam Head : only good kid is a weak and easily rapeable kid
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Post by Gauz on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:22 pm

The full version is better
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Post by BBJynne on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:40 pm

hey... I remember the box turning black

that was weird

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Post by RX on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:41 pm

It was the massive concentration of awesomeness in one place. It just couldn't handle it.
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Post by Angatar on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:49 pm

tl;dr

Didn't find anything interesting, except the cage part from BB. <3

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Post by Gold Spartan on Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:05 pm

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Post by TNine on Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:11 pm

Angatar wrote:tl;dr

Didn't find anything interesting, except the cage part from BB. <3
You would love it lol.
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Post by Angatar on Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:58 pm

TNine wrote:
Angatar wrote:tl;dr

Didn't find anything interesting, except the cage part from BB. <3
You would love it lol.
Actually I wouldn't. Me and other people fighting would be fun, but the reward wouldn't.

Wait... You went through all that and not getting banned, but I say one thing wrong and I'm banned.

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Post by Lord Pheonix on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:10 pm

Because I have been gone for a week



I see this shit happen again, I kill you


on that note I did not read the chat, but I will assume its bad because I do not want to take the time to read it.

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Post by Gauz on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:20 pm

Yamhead and RX were talking about sex with childeren and I was talking about 1st degree murder methonds

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Post by Onyxknight on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:41 pm

O my lord that is horrible *calls chris hansen*
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Post by Gold Spartan on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:49 pm

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Post by Ascendant Justice on Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:04 pm

Lord Pheonix wrote:Because I have been gone for a week



I see this shit happen again, I kill you


on that note I did not read the chat, but I will assume its bad because I do not want to take the time to read it.

lolz moar chatbox mods please Smile
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Post by Jamiesway on Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:09 am

i think i just droped 3 IQ points....O.o but lol yall wish i was there
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Post by Angatar on Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:30 am

Ascendant Justice wrote:
Lord Pheonix wrote:Because I have been gone for a week



I see this shit happen again, I kill you


on that note I did not read the chat, but I will assume its bad because I do not want to take the time to read it.

lolz moar chatbox mods please Smile
Like me. Smile

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Post by Yam Head on Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:12 am

Jamiesway wrote:i think i just droped 3 IQ points....O.o but lol yall wish i was there
3's a crowd...
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Post by JumpingJet on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:20 am

Dude, there are all just amazing...

Ahahahaha, dude, I gotta join in next time!

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Post by Kasrkin Seath on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:22 am

I joined the CB probably 1=-15 minutes after what they ahd posted their. I never bothered to read what they were posting(except what was on screen when I joined, which wasn't as bad as what is in this thread) so I just cleared.

And yeah, I WILL ban everyone who posts that kinda shit, because its just *** up.
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Post by Angatar on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:24 am

I didn't do any of it. Sad

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Post by PiEdude on Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:51 pm

Lord Pheonix wrote:Because I have been gone for a week



I see this shit happen again, I kill you


on that note I did not read the chat, but I will assume its bad because I do not want to take the time to read it.

Read it.
Ban Hammers will be dropped.

You guys should all be banned just so we all don't get arrested by the FBI just for being in the same internet as you.
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Post by Lord Pheonix on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:03 pm

RX, Yam Head, and Death No More have been banned from Chatbox until I feel like lifting it.





Its going to be a long wait.

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