Spartan Vs. Ninja

tiny tim wrote:havent seen you in a while zaki

I've had a lot of parties to go to.


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The ninja has poison darts. The Spartan only has sandals. The dart will inject the poison into the bloodstream and eventually to the heart, killing him.

A distraction with black eggs followed by a poison dart in the foot can kill him.

Zaki90 wrote:

tiny tim wrote:havent seen you in a while zaki

I've had a lot of parties to go to.


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The ninja has poison darts. The Spartan only has sandals. The dart will inject the poison into the bloodstream and eventually to the heart, killing him.

A distraction with black eggs followed by a poison dart in the foot can kill him.

Dumbest post in the thread.

So, while he's trying to stab the Spartan's foot, he's dead from a stab from a spear or sword.

Untamed Reign wrote:

Zaki90 wrote:

tiny tim wrote:havent seen you in a while zaki

I've had a lot of parties to go to.


On Topic:

The ninja has poison darts. The Spartan only has sandals. The dart will inject the poison into the bloodstream and eventually to the heart, killing him.

A distraction with black eggs followed by a poison dart in the foot can kill him.

Dumbest post in the thread.

Care to elaborate.

Gold Spartan5 wrote:So, while he's trying to stab the Spartan's foot, he's dead from a stab from a spear or sword.

What?

A posion dart from the blow tube. The poison can kill him. And the Spartan is distracted by the black eggs.

the ninja is opening himself up by trying to do what you said.

not really


both weapons are super accurate at long range.... nt so much can be said for the spartan's thrown spear


if a poison dart breaks the spartans skin... the spartan will be mortally disabled or dead within a minute and a half.... all the ninja has to do is run away... and without having to carry a big shield, sword, or speak that ninja is gonna be a fuckload faster than the spartan

Kasrkin Seath wrote:the ninja is opening himself up by trying to do what you said.

The black eggs have distracted the spartan. The Spartan cannot see the ninja. And the ninja can fire the blow dart from behind a rock anyway.

KrAzY wrote:not really


both weapons are super accurate at long range.... nt so much can be said for the spartan's thrown spear


if a poison dart breaks the spartans skin... the spartan will be mortally disabled or dead within a minute and a half.... all the ninja has to do is run away... and without having to carry a big shield, sword, or speak that ninja is gonna be a fuckload faster than the spartan

Exactly.

Really, what it comes down to is this: What the fuck were they thinking when they paired the Spartan - Ninja and the Pirate - Knight? Wouldn't it make more sense to do Spartan - Knight, since they're both ancient melee soldiers, and then do Ninja - Pirate so that the world can truly know that Ninjas beat Pirates?

knight vs spartan would be so funny

"STEEL ARMOR AND WEAPONS BITCH"

"uhhhh" *spear attempt fails against blocks and armor*

"DEATH" *impale*

I actually think the Spartan would utterly destroy the Knight through sheer strength.

"STEEL ARMOR AND WEAPONS BITCH"

"..." *shield bash to the face*

does no one here realize that the strength of a Spartan comes from the phalanx? Alone, theyre fucked.

Rotaretilbo wrote:Really, what it comes down to is this: What the fuck were they thinking when they paired the Spartan - Ninja and the Pirate - Knight? Wouldn't it make more sense to do Spartan - Knight, since they're both ancient melee soldiers, and then do Ninja - Pirate so that the world can truly know that Ninjas beat Pirates?

Completely with you on that.

Zaki90 wrote:

Rotaretilbo wrote:Really, what it comes down to is this: What the fuck were they thinking when they paired the Spartan - Ninja and the Pirate - Knight? Wouldn't it make more sense to do Spartan - Knight, since they're both ancient melee soldiers, and then do Ninja - Pirate so that the world can truly know that Ninjas beat Pirates?

Completely with you on that.

Same, BUT why use figures everyone KNOWS about? Even better the Roman Legionnaire vs the spartan, or the Knight vs the Mongol.(this did happen historiclly btw. The Knights got owned.)

by knight I meant one of the professional warriors, not one of those people that chill around in their manor and fight because they have to

BBJynne wrote:by knight I meant one of the professional warriors, not one of those people that chill around in their manor and fight because they have to

I want to see a knight against a samurai.

I wanna see mudkipz vs. lolcats

Baneblade vs. Scarab

I just saw the Taliban vs. the IRA

How did the IRA get the bayonet?

he took it from the taliban when the taliban tried to stab him.

Zaki90 wrote:The show on the Spike Channel

*Spoiler*

The Spartan wins, but I that is total bullshit. The ninja could have easily outsmarted the Spartan.

yeah but if you give the ninja night or anything else you give the spartan the rest of his battalion cause that would be unrealistic for a spartan to fight alone

oh and one thing about the mock battles at the end they dont matter they are just to show something "kewl"

I find it funny that the only reason I watch Deadliest Warrior is so I can bitch about how inaccurate it is.

lol i watch solely to see awesome weapons

so i didnt watch ira or sptenaz one

People may get mad but I think that theres no way a ninja would straight up fight a ninja. They would come back and kill him later.

Pancakes are amazing! wrote:People may get mad but I think that theres no way a ninja would straight up fight a ninja. They would come back and kill him later.

Confusing Necro Post is confusing.

Pancakes are amazing! wrote:People may get mad but I think that theres no way a ninja would straight up fight a ninja. They would come back and kill him later.

lolwut?