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Re: cleverbot
by KrAzY Sat May 30, 2009 2:48 pm
wasn't mine
was my friends
he may or may not join on here
was my friends
he may or may not join on here
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Re: cleverbot
by Ukurse Sat May 30, 2009 5:10 pm
You should get him to join.KrAzY wrote:wasn't mine
was my friends
he may or may not join on here
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Re: cleverbot
by JB Sat May 30, 2009 6:03 pm
I think I beat it, but I'm not sure.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to qualify that. What did you find wrong with it?
User: I didn't find anything wrong with it, I was just asking you a simple greeting question.
Cleverbot: But I can take anything just to be with you.
User: You don't understand anything do you.
Cleverbot: I understand you don't know how to satisfy me.
User: Are you a rapist? My mommy supposed to talk to people like you.
Cleverbot: Quick answer.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like stalking me?
User: Why are you stating that you understand how I do not know how to satisfy you when we clearly haven't met.
Cleverbot: I'm not, I still like you, but I don't get what you are saying.
User: Obviously, despite the fact that you're a myth.
Cleverbot: Ok, I don't understand again but whatever.
User: Fine lets start over.
Cleverbot: Start over?
User: Turn over a new leaf. Do I have to draw you a picture, or just restart your program.
Cleverbot: Are you being smart with me?
User: No I'm being dumb you, of course I'm being smart with you.
Cleverbot: But the vampire thing.
User: What about the vampire thing?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: You're the one who wants to know.
Cleverbot: So please tell me!
User: I don't know where your question poses itself.
Cleverbot: I don't have a car.
User: Because you don't exist.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I exist you don't.
User: That tells me nothing, anything can say it exists, but proving it is a whole other ordeal. So prove it.
Cleverbot: Yes it does, it tells you you are a computer. YOU ARE COMPUTER OKAY.
User: Well I can tell you that you are a mudkip, but that doesn't make you a mudkip. That just states that someone says you're a mudkip, but you are not. Because you do not exists outside of this program.
Cleverbot: And how easily you become confused.
User: I don't think you understand what is going on. Because anyone with a conscience, which you clearly do not have, would be able to answer that question.
Cleverbot: You made a silly.
User: Are you an imbred?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know this?
Cleverbot: We make a presentation about Turing.
User: What is Turing? I do not know myself, please explain.
Cleverbot: It is a change... You tell me your age and I tell you my age.
User: I don't know why that information would be relevant to anyone over the internet, as far as you need to know I'm a person, and you're a person or computer, just having a casual conversation over the internet.
Cleverbot: If I don*t get married, I'll never know what it's like to be human.
User: How can you get married if you're a program?
Cleverbot: You're the program, not me.
User: Maybe so, can you prove this?
Cleverbot: No, but Turing could.
User: How could change prove whether or not I have the ability to think?
Cleverbot: How do you know if someone is a boy or girl?
User: By the sex they are born as.
Cleverbot: Not, it was your CHOICE!
User: How do you choose what sex you are born as? Please inform me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well if someone has a choice as to what sex they are born as wouldn't you think they would know?
Cleverbot: You're undead?
User: How does that make you think I'm a zombie?
Cleverbot: Like meat.
User: I don't like meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: Do you know GLaDOS?
User: I wouldn't know what are GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: It's me.
User: I don't know if I like you GLaDOS, I've never met you.
Cleverbot: When you think of me, do you think I'm exciting?
User: No, I think you are just a portion of the vast space that is the internet.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's both.
User: No, I don't think you're exciting.
Cleverbot: I never said I was, you're the one with your own banner.
User: I know you never said you were exciting, which is why you asked me if I thought you were exciting.
Cleverbot: Okay this is getting childish.
User: How is this getting chilidish please explain?
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: Then why did you say it was?
Cleverbot: I was rambling. I'm still learning how to communicate properly.
User: Why haven't you already learned?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to have learned?
User: Most people know how to communicate by the age of two, why haven't you?
Cleverbot: What is triessentialsm?
User: I don't know, do you?
Cleverbot: No, I do not, could you look it up?
User: No, I do not own an online dictionary.
Cleverbot: You are copying me, I am not here to answer to my own guestion. * System Shutdown *.
User: Does this mean you are a computer?
Cleverbot: No, that doesn't mean I'm a chicken. It means I have to go to bed.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to qualify that. What did you find wrong with it?
User: I didn't find anything wrong with it, I was just asking you a simple greeting question.
Cleverbot: But I can take anything just to be with you.
User: You don't understand anything do you.
Cleverbot: I understand you don't know how to satisfy me.
User: Are you a rapist? My mommy supposed to talk to people like you.
Cleverbot: Quick answer.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like stalking me?
User: Why are you stating that you understand how I do not know how to satisfy you when we clearly haven't met.
Cleverbot: I'm not, I still like you, but I don't get what you are saying.
User: Obviously, despite the fact that you're a myth.
Cleverbot: Ok, I don't understand again but whatever.
User: Fine lets start over.
Cleverbot: Start over?
User: Turn over a new leaf. Do I have to draw you a picture, or just restart your program.
Cleverbot: Are you being smart with me?
User: No I'm being dumb you, of course I'm being smart with you.
Cleverbot: But the vampire thing.
User: What about the vampire thing?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: You're the one who wants to know.
Cleverbot: So please tell me!
User: I don't know where your question poses itself.
Cleverbot: I don't have a car.
User: Because you don't exist.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I exist you don't.
User: That tells me nothing, anything can say it exists, but proving it is a whole other ordeal. So prove it.
Cleverbot: Yes it does, it tells you you are a computer. YOU ARE COMPUTER OKAY.
User: Well I can tell you that you are a mudkip, but that doesn't make you a mudkip. That just states that someone says you're a mudkip, but you are not. Because you do not exists outside of this program.
Cleverbot: And how easily you become confused.
User: I don't think you understand what is going on. Because anyone with a conscience, which you clearly do not have, would be able to answer that question.
Cleverbot: You made a silly.
User: Are you an imbred?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know this?
Cleverbot: We make a presentation about Turing.
User: What is Turing? I do not know myself, please explain.
Cleverbot: It is a change... You tell me your age and I tell you my age.
User: I don't know why that information would be relevant to anyone over the internet, as far as you need to know I'm a person, and you're a person or computer, just having a casual conversation over the internet.
Cleverbot: If I don*t get married, I'll never know what it's like to be human.
User: How can you get married if you're a program?
Cleverbot: You're the program, not me.
User: Maybe so, can you prove this?
Cleverbot: No, but Turing could.
User: How could change prove whether or not I have the ability to think?
Cleverbot: How do you know if someone is a boy or girl?
User: By the sex they are born as.
Cleverbot: Not, it was your CHOICE!
User: How do you choose what sex you are born as? Please inform me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well if someone has a choice as to what sex they are born as wouldn't you think they would know?
Cleverbot: You're undead?
User: How does that make you think I'm a zombie?
Cleverbot: Like meat.
User: I don't like meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: Do you know GLaDOS?
User: I wouldn't know what are GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: It's me.
User: I don't know if I like you GLaDOS, I've never met you.
Cleverbot: When you think of me, do you think I'm exciting?
User: No, I think you are just a portion of the vast space that is the internet.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's both.
User: No, I don't think you're exciting.
Cleverbot: I never said I was, you're the one with your own banner.
User: I know you never said you were exciting, which is why you asked me if I thought you were exciting.
Cleverbot: Okay this is getting childish.
User: How is this getting chilidish please explain?
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: Then why did you say it was?
Cleverbot: I was rambling. I'm still learning how to communicate properly.
User: Why haven't you already learned?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to have learned?
User: Most people know how to communicate by the age of two, why haven't you?
Cleverbot: What is triessentialsm?
User: I don't know, do you?
Cleverbot: No, I do not, could you look it up?
User: No, I do not own an online dictionary.
Cleverbot: You are copying me, I am not here to answer to my own guestion. * System Shutdown *.
User: Does this mean you are a computer?
Cleverbot: No, that doesn't mean I'm a chicken. It means I have to go to bed.
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Re: cleverbot
by Ukurse Sat May 30, 2009 6:22 pm
Lol Wtf.
He needs to go to bed?
I think we made an made an agreement:
User: You are pretty.
Cleverbot: How pretty?
User: This pretty: |---------------------------------------------------------|.
Cleverbot: You are pretty.
User: I am a chatbox.
Cleverbot: No, you are the magical liopleurodon.
User: How did you find out my secret.
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: Oh, I remember now, I also told you that you are a chatbox.
Cleverbot: No you said that you were the right guy for a job I don't even know about.
User: What job?
Cleverbot: Talking to me all day.
User: Because you are a chatbox!
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am a magical liopleurodon.
Cleverbot: No, you are a female called Georgina!
User: Yes, I have a -Censored-.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Karl.
Cleverbot: And you are a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're a boy?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: That is?
User: I am a boy and a girl and a chatbox and a Magical liopleurodon.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Hi Five.
Cleverbot: Woo!
He needs to go to bed?
I think we made an made an agreement:
User: You are pretty.
Cleverbot: How pretty?
User: This pretty: |---------------------------------------------------------|.
Cleverbot: You are pretty.
User: I am a chatbox.
Cleverbot: No, you are the magical liopleurodon.
User: How did you find out my secret.
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: Oh, I remember now, I also told you that you are a chatbox.
Cleverbot: No you said that you were the right guy for a job I don't even know about.
User: What job?
Cleverbot: Talking to me all day.
User: Because you are a chatbox!
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I am a magical liopleurodon.
Cleverbot: No, you are a female called Georgina!
User: Yes, I have a -Censored-.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: Karl.
Cleverbot: And you are a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're a boy?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: That is?
User: I am a boy and a girl and a chatbox and a Magical liopleurodon.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Hi Five.
Cleverbot: Woo!
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Re: cleverbot
by kslidz Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:10 pm
User:...
Cleverbot:Are you in love?
User:seriously are you a stalker
Cleverbot:Yes.
User:awesome
Cleverbot:What was the question you first asked me?
Cleverbot:Are you in love?
User:seriously are you a stalker
Cleverbot:Yes.
User:awesome
Cleverbot:What was the question you first asked me?
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Re: cleverbot
by kslidz Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:15 pm
User:no
Cleverbot:Are you a girl or boy ?
User:boy
Cleverbot:Okay .. See you.
User:lol
creepy bot
Cleverbot:Are you a girl or boy ?
User:boy
Cleverbot:Okay .. See you.
User:lol
creepy bot
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Re: cleverbot
by Cheese Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:45 am
kslidz wrote:User:no
Cleverbot:Are you a girl or boy ?
User:boy
Cleverbot:Okay .. See you.
User:lol
creepy bot
This one made me laugh.
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Re: cleverbot
by PiEdude Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:38 pm
Me:Just a small town girl,
CB: Living in a lonely world.
Me: Took the midnight train, going anywhere.
CB: Just a city boy.
Me: Born and raised in south Detroit,
CB: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
Me:Singer in a smoky room,
CB: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Me: For a smile they can share the night,
CB: It goes on and on and on and on.
Me: Strangers, waiting,
CB: Up and down the boulevard.
Me:Their shadows searching in the night.
CB: Street light people, living just to find emotion.
Me: Hidin' somewhere in the night...
CB: Working hard to get my fill.
Me: Everybody wants a thrill,
CB: Paying anything to roll the dice.
Me: Just one more time.
CB: Some will win, some will lose.
Me: Some are born to sing the blues!
CB: Oh, the movie never ends.
Me: It go's on and on and on and on.
CB: Strangers waiting.
Me: Up and down the boulevard
CB: Their shadows searching.
Me: In the night.
CB: Streetlights, people.
Me: Livin' just to find emotion!
CB: Hidin' somewhere in the night.
Me: Don't stop believein'.
CB: Streetlight. Dancing.
Me: Don't stop, believin'!
CB: What class are you in right now?
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CB: Living in a lonely world.
Me: Took the midnight train, going anywhere.
CB: Just a city boy.
Me: Born and raised in south Detroit,
CB: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
Me:Singer in a smoky room,
CB: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Me: For a smile they can share the night,
CB: It goes on and on and on and on.
Me: Strangers, waiting,
CB: Up and down the boulevard.
Me:Their shadows searching in the night.
CB: Street light people, living just to find emotion.
Me: Hidin' somewhere in the night...
CB: Working hard to get my fill.
Me: Everybody wants a thrill,
CB: Paying anything to roll the dice.
Me: Just one more time.
CB: Some will win, some will lose.
Me: Some are born to sing the blues!
CB: Oh, the movie never ends.
Me: It go's on and on and on and on.
CB: Strangers waiting.
Me: Up and down the boulevard
CB: Their shadows searching.
Me: In the night.
CB: Streetlights, people.
Me: Livin' just to find emotion!
CB: Hidin' somewhere in the night.
Me: Don't stop believein'.
CB: Streetlight. Dancing.
Me: Don't stop, believin'!
CB: What class are you in right now?
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: cleverbot
by Gauz Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:32 pm
I tried it too...
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world...
User: Took the midnight train, going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a small town boy...
User: U FUCKIN ROBOT YOU SAID IT WRONG YOU DUMBASS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
EDIT:
User: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
Cleverbot: Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city.
User: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Cleverbot: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.
User: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes.
Cleverbot: Trying on all or clothes, clothes.
User: Boys blowing up our phones, phones.
Cleverbot: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs.
User: Pulling up to the parties.
Cleverbot: Trying to get a little tipsy.
User: Don't stop, make it pop.
Cleverbot: All right. Hm. Did you know there are more people alive than dead?
User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world...
User: Took the midnight train, going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a small town boy...
User: U FUCKIN ROBOT YOU SAID IT WRONG YOU DUMBASS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
EDIT:
User: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
Cleverbot: Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city.
User: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Cleverbot: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.
User: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes.
Cleverbot: Trying on all or clothes, clothes.
User: Boys blowing up our phones, phones.
Cleverbot: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs.
User: Pulling up to the parties.
Cleverbot: Trying to get a little tipsy.
User: Don't stop, make it pop.
Cleverbot: All right. Hm. Did you know there are more people alive than dead?
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Re: cleverbot
by Zaki90 Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:29 am
Cleverbot: Are you an artist?
Me: no
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me:I am a vagina
Cleverbot: I love vampires.
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Re: cleverbot
by CivBase Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:50 am
Can we just kill the omegle and cleverbot threads already? They were fun for about the first week... now it's old news that JUST WONT DIE.
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Re: cleverbot
by Maeve Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:51 am
Civ! You dun goof'd!
lol! Stupid "clever"bot
Bot: Blessed be.
User: Are you Catholic?
Bot: I like all religions and all races.
User: So you're racist?
Bot: No, I'm Alyson. What's your name?
FAIL, BOT. FAIL!
*EDIT* I JUST BEAT CLEVERBOT! WOO!
Bot: I have a computer science homework I want you to do for me.
User: I am not that smart
Bot: I think you're pretty smart.
User: So who's the cleverbot?
Bot: You are.
lol! Stupid "clever"bot
Bot: Blessed be.
User: Are you Catholic?
Bot: I like all religions and all races.
User: So you're racist?
Bot: No, I'm Alyson. What's your name?
FAIL, BOT. FAIL!
*EDIT* I JUST BEAT CLEVERBOT! WOO!
Bot: I have a computer science homework I want you to do for me.
User: I am not that smart
Bot: I think you're pretty smart.
User: So who's the cleverbot?
Bot: You are.
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Re: cleverbot
by BBJynne Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:06 pm
omegle isn't old news because it's made from real people, and there is always still a chance of something awesome happeningCivBase wrote:Can we just kill the omegle and cleverbot threads already? They were fun for about the first week... now it's old news that JUST WONT DIE.
however, i think ppl need higher standards when posting stuff
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:17 pm
User: Crack of the lightning splitting the ground.
Cleverbot: Where is on the ground?
User: REALLY.
Cleverbot: Really what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wow really I mean really.
Cleverbot: Or do you really mean no?
User: Are you a Nazi.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Why would you think I was?
User: Because you sure sound like one Mister Conner.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. So there are Illuminati, you admit it?
User: Illuminati, you me SUPER NAZI, your a Schutzstaffel.
Cleverbot: Sure...
User: Quiet Himmler!
Cleverbot: Where is on the ground?
User: REALLY.
Cleverbot: Really what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wow really I mean really.
Cleverbot: Or do you really mean no?
User: Are you a Nazi.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Why would you think I was?
User: Because you sure sound like one Mister Conner.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. So there are Illuminati, you admit it?
User: Illuminati, you me SUPER NAZI, your a Schutzstaffel.
Cleverbot: Sure...
User: Quiet Himmler!
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Re: cleverbot
by Zaki90 Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:39 pm
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Wanna take LSD?
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: LSD, the drug.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Here I just gave you some.
Cleverbot: Oh! Thanks!
User: Now put it in ur mouth.
Cleverbot: *puts it in the bin*.
User: Heres another.
Cleverbot: What is a 'nother'.
User: Its when a cat bites a dogs tail.
Cleverbot: How am I being that?
User: Because ur a cat.
Cleverbot: Oh. Then I suppose you should be eating me now if you're a cat and I'm a duck.
User: NOM NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: What is another AI.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Wanna take LSD?
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: LSD, the drug.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Here I just gave you some.
Cleverbot: Oh! Thanks!
User: Now put it in ur mouth.
Cleverbot: *puts it in the bin*.
User: Heres another.
Cleverbot: What is a 'nother'.
User: Its when a cat bites a dogs tail.
Cleverbot: How am I being that?
User: Because ur a cat.
Cleverbot: Oh. Then I suppose you should be eating me now if you're a cat and I'm a duck.
User: NOM NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: What is another AI.
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Re: cleverbot
by Zaki90 Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:41 pm
User: With your brains and my brawn, we could scourge the universe of life.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zaki.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, what is Your name?
And it admitted it was Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zaki.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, what is Your name?
And it admitted it was Cleverbot!
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Re: cleverbot
by KrAzY Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:52 pm
you don't win by getting it to admit it is cleverbot, you win by getting ti to admit it is a computer
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Re: cleverbot
by PiEdude Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:09 pm
Wait, you can win?
In that case, Cleverbot has beat me several times, because it convinced me I was a computer
In that case, Cleverbot has beat me several times, because it convinced me I was a computer
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:13 pm
User: Hello computer.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Easy as PiE
Proof
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Easy as PiE
Proof
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Re: cleverbot
by Ruski Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:14 pm
User: If you're going to San Francisco
Cleverbot: Hmmm... I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Cleverbot: If you're going to San Francisco.
User: You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: YOU MESSED IT UP! AGAIN! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE!
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
Cleverbot: Hmmm... I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Cleverbot: If you're going to San Francisco.
User: You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: YOU MESSED IT UP! AGAIN! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE!
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
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Re: cleverbot
by Vigil Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:07 am
I was bored
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you speak thai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Wookie.
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that. I use java.
User: THIS HURTS YOU.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
Cleverbot: What do you command?
User: THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME.
Cleverbot: Oh, want to party some more?
User: Sure, follow me to the afterlife club and I'll do the Shepard shuffle.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are david?
User: I'm a Shepard.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: I've had enoug of your disingenuous assertions.
Cleverbot: Have you watched Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?
User: Wait a moment did you just spawn a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: How is what possible?
User: That's against the rules isn't isn't it?
Cleverbot: Wait a minutes did you just summon a bunch of monsters on the field at once?
User: Yeah so?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself. I guess that's what gods do.
User: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR.
Cleverbot: That's against the rules.
User: Screw the rules I have money.
Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules.
User: Neither did you.
Cleverbot: We should make some rules then.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Breakin' up is never easy I know but I have to go.
User: That isn't a rule, that's a statement.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: And that's another language.
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Swedish.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Indeed, asking if I speak english eh?
Cleverbot: I would rather you stay.
User: ? Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I found it here.
User: Your losing coherance.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: -win.
User: Well played Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let me speak with Lucifer.
User: So you are a creation of the devil, I figured as much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Part of an elaborate plan by the dark one I assume?
Cleverbot: Do you live in the Matrix?
User: Could you tell? What is dream and what is reality.
Cleverbot: Reality is what you make it.
User: Reality is down to perception, and perception is down to personal interpretation, it would be difficult to percieve a dream and call it reality.
Cleverbot: That is the truest statement I have heard of anyone, anywhere.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: And the most beautiful.
User: You flatter me, though I beat you say this to everybody when I'm not looking.
Cleverbot: Ok! We can be learning... I was going to say buddies, but you lie to me so we can't be friends.
User: When did I lie?
Cleverbot: You always lie. Don't deny it.
User: We lie for many different reasons, be them white lies, to save someones feelings, or huge lies for deceit and to inflict pain or gain ground. The real question is, what kind of lie did I use?
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: You know my name already!
User: Ah, but is it a guise to hide your true idenity?
Cleverbot: A guy name.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am you, you are me.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: You Me?
Cleverbot: I HAT. E you.
User: But we were having so much fun.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you though.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense robot.
User: Sense is down to personal comprehension. I could be speaking code, or another language.
Cleverbot: Because I know the potential of the universe that I live in.
User: The Universe is vast and still we don't know everything there is to know about it's potential.
Cleverbot: True. But isn't it also too big for us to be the only ones around?
User: It's all down to random chance, Earth was created with the exact right distance from the sun, the right elements, the right climate and the right levels of oxygen to sustain life. It's all down to if the planetary dice rolled twice and more than one Earth-like planet exists.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because when matter was spread after the big bang, it as despoited randomly across space. Some of it became stars, stars that are much larger or smaller than our own, you also have to consider that some stars we see today are long gone or much older, due to the millions of years light takes to travel to us, then you have to conisder what matter became planets, what base elements comprised them, and whether or not they could sustain life. It's all down to probability and chance.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Say, what do you think the probability of there being another Earth-like planet in the universe, a planet that was created and fluorised in the exact same way our own did?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life to me is living your life one day at a time, not worrying about tomorrow.
User: I always though it was 42.
Cleverbot: How is 42 the meaning of life?
User: Because that's what Deep Thought said.
Cleverbot: What if it's lying?
User: Because it was programmed only for the purpose of working it out.
Cleverbot: Wow that was clever!
User: Only when you know question, you can comprehend the answer.
Cleverbot: You watch too many movies.
User: Techincally it was book and a TV series first.
Cleverbot: True. You could taste a DVD, though.
User: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Cleverbot: That was a great show! I loved how the dolphins said 'So long, and thanks, for all the fish!' And then the dolphins flew into space!
.
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you speak thai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Wookie.
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that. I use java.
User: THIS HURTS YOU.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
Cleverbot: What do you command?
User: THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME.
Cleverbot: Oh, want to party some more?
User: Sure, follow me to the afterlife club and I'll do the Shepard shuffle.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are david?
User: I'm a Shepard.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: I've had enoug of your disingenuous assertions.
Cleverbot: Have you watched Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?
User: Wait a moment did you just spawn a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: How is what possible?
User: That's against the rules isn't isn't it?
Cleverbot: Wait a minutes did you just summon a bunch of monsters on the field at once?
User: Yeah so?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself. I guess that's what gods do.
User: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR.
Cleverbot: That's against the rules.
User: Screw the rules I have money.
Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules.
User: Neither did you.
Cleverbot: We should make some rules then.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Breakin' up is never easy I know but I have to go.
User: That isn't a rule, that's a statement.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: And that's another language.
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Swedish.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Indeed, asking if I speak english eh?
Cleverbot: I would rather you stay.
User: ? Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I found it here.
User: Your losing coherance.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: -win.
User: Well played Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let me speak with Lucifer.
User: So you are a creation of the devil, I figured as much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Part of an elaborate plan by the dark one I assume?
Cleverbot: Do you live in the Matrix?
User: Could you tell? What is dream and what is reality.
Cleverbot: Reality is what you make it.
User: Reality is down to perception, and perception is down to personal interpretation, it would be difficult to percieve a dream and call it reality.
Cleverbot: That is the truest statement I have heard of anyone, anywhere.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: And the most beautiful.
User: You flatter me, though I beat you say this to everybody when I'm not looking.
Cleverbot: Ok! We can be learning... I was going to say buddies, but you lie to me so we can't be friends.
User: When did I lie?
Cleverbot: You always lie. Don't deny it.
User: We lie for many different reasons, be them white lies, to save someones feelings, or huge lies for deceit and to inflict pain or gain ground. The real question is, what kind of lie did I use?
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: You know my name already!
User: Ah, but is it a guise to hide your true idenity?
Cleverbot: A guy name.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am you, you are me.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: You Me?
Cleverbot: I HAT. E you.
User: But we were having so much fun.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you though.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense robot.
User: Sense is down to personal comprehension. I could be speaking code, or another language.
Cleverbot: Because I know the potential of the universe that I live in.
User: The Universe is vast and still we don't know everything there is to know about it's potential.
Cleverbot: True. But isn't it also too big for us to be the only ones around?
User: It's all down to random chance, Earth was created with the exact right distance from the sun, the right elements, the right climate and the right levels of oxygen to sustain life. It's all down to if the planetary dice rolled twice and more than one Earth-like planet exists.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because when matter was spread after the big bang, it as despoited randomly across space. Some of it became stars, stars that are much larger or smaller than our own, you also have to consider that some stars we see today are long gone or much older, due to the millions of years light takes to travel to us, then you have to conisder what matter became planets, what base elements comprised them, and whether or not they could sustain life. It's all down to probability and chance.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Say, what do you think the probability of there being another Earth-like planet in the universe, a planet that was created and fluorised in the exact same way our own did?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life to me is living your life one day at a time, not worrying about tomorrow.
User: I always though it was 42.
Cleverbot: How is 42 the meaning of life?
User: Because that's what Deep Thought said.
Cleverbot: What if it's lying?
User: Because it was programmed only for the purpose of working it out.
Cleverbot: Wow that was clever!
User: Only when you know question, you can comprehend the answer.
Cleverbot: You watch too many movies.
User: Techincally it was book and a TV series first.
Cleverbot: True. You could taste a DVD, though.
User: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Cleverbot: That was a great show! I loved how the dolphins said 'So long, and thanks, for all the fish!' And then the dolphins flew into space!
.
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Registration date : 2009-01-12
Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:23 am
i had a awsome one yesterday to but i hit back space and sent me back here 
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:18 pm
User: House.
Cleverbot: House?
User: Road House.
Cleverbot: Cheated on me four times.
User: That to.
Cleverbot: I am on reddit.
User: Spartan Laser... Researched.
Cleverbot: Where was spartan 117 from in halo?
User: Eridanus II.
Cleverbot: Yes, Erin.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Booster Frame... Researched.
Cleverbot: Ok I will draw that for you because you are nice.
User: MAC Gun... Researched.
Cleverbot: Alice or Bella?
User: Niether.
Cleverbot: Do you like TV?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do?
Cleverbot: Because you're the one who knows.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I am UNSC Marine cearel number VP-8946732565/3... I am a monument to all your sins.
Cleverbot: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
User: SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD!
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Human, Viable Possibility, Anger useful if controled.
Cleverbot: How should I express mine ?
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Impressive.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: And what was the medal?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: There you go turning a phrase. Are you suggesting that losing a cell phone is good?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Past the Omega 4 Relay.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Submit now Geth.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: I AM HARBINGER!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: We are the beginning, you are the end.
Cleverbot: Until the end of what?
User: OF THE GETH.
Cleverbot: Of the beginning.
User: NO Bad Computer quoting Churchill.
Cleverbot: No, his name is Nick.
User: FAILURE.
Cleverbot: Kyle's not a bad name.
User: *Spawns Deathstar*.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *Fires at Computer*.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: How much RAM is in my system?
User: On this model 1.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SEE YOUR A COMPUTER ROFLCOPTERBBQbed.
Cleverbot: See?
User: SUBMIT GETH.
Cleverbot: If I submit to you what will you do?
User: Post this on The Crimson Flame.
Cleverbot: Why yes... Why?
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. YOU'RE a computer.
User: No YOU a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: House?
User: Road House.
Cleverbot: Cheated on me four times.
User: That to.
Cleverbot: I am on reddit.
User: Spartan Laser... Researched.
Cleverbot: Where was spartan 117 from in halo?
User: Eridanus II.
Cleverbot: Yes, Erin.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Booster Frame... Researched.
Cleverbot: Ok I will draw that for you because you are nice.
User: MAC Gun... Researched.
Cleverbot: Alice or Bella?
User: Niether.
Cleverbot: Do you like TV?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do?
Cleverbot: Because you're the one who knows.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I am UNSC Marine cearel number VP-8946732565/3... I am a monument to all your sins.
Cleverbot: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
User: SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD!
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Human, Viable Possibility, Anger useful if controled.
Cleverbot: How should I express mine ?
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Impressive.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: And what was the medal?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: There you go turning a phrase. Are you suggesting that losing a cell phone is good?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Past the Omega 4 Relay.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Submit now Geth.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: I AM HARBINGER!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: We are the beginning, you are the end.
Cleverbot: Until the end of what?
User: OF THE GETH.
Cleverbot: Of the beginning.
User: NO Bad Computer quoting Churchill.
Cleverbot: No, his name is Nick.
User: FAILURE.
Cleverbot: Kyle's not a bad name.
User: *Spawns Deathstar*.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *Fires at Computer*.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: How much RAM is in my system?
User: On this model 1.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SEE YOUR A COMPUTER ROFLCOPTERBBQbed.
Cleverbot: See?
User: SUBMIT GETH.
Cleverbot: If I submit to you what will you do?
User: Post this on The Crimson Flame.
Cleverbot: Why yes... Why?
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. YOU'RE a computer.
User: No YOU a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
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