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Post by BBJynne on Wed May 06, 2009 11:16 pm

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Post by Ukurse on Thu May 07, 2009 1:25 am

Lol!
I'm going to use this!
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Post by PiEdude on Thu May 07, 2009 6:12 am

Dammit BB that's my only one!
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Post by JumpingJet on Thu May 07, 2009 8:25 am

Whats chloroform?
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Post by KristallNacht on Thu May 07, 2009 8:46 am

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Post by RX on Thu May 07, 2009 10:07 am

JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?
The stuff I wash my clothes in.
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Post by KristallNacht on Thu May 07, 2009 10:08 am

RX wrote:
The stuff I wash my clothes in.

that's clorox.....faggot
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Post by RX on Thu May 07, 2009 10:15 am

KristallNacht wrote:
RX wrote:
The stuff I wash my clothes in.

that's clorox.....faggot
You didn't get it, eh? I did mean chloroform, and yes, I know what it is.
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Post by JumpingJet on Thu May 07, 2009 11:00 am

KristallNacht wrote:-.-....


JJ.....



srsly?



http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chloroform

Erm...Yeh..I am still non the wiser.....

Cool link though.....
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Post by Yam Head on Thu May 07, 2009 12:51 pm

BBJynne wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform?
You sure you dont mean best date rape line?
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Post by Dud Doodoo on Thu May 07, 2009 3:34 pm

*Smack ass*
Sorry there was a mosquito, don't worry I got it!

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Post by PiEdude on Thu May 07, 2009 3:50 pm

Me: Excuse me mamn, do you have herpes?
Random Girl: No!
Me: Wanna catch it? ;)

90% success rate.
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Post by Cheese on Thu May 07, 2009 3:53 pm

A mate of mine in Newcastle (real classy place) just goes, 'Fancy a shag?'

He gets a lot of noes.... but he also gets a lot of shags.

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Post by thane321 on Thu May 07, 2009 3:57 pm

Cheese wrote:A mate of mine in Newcastle (real classy place) just goes, 'Fancy a shag?'

He gets a lot of noes.... but he also gets a lot of shags.
lol






i don't know how good all of your bilogy is but...

DNA helicase is the enzyme that splits DNA into RNA in transcription. (so you can only use this on biologists)

"if i could be any enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"


"only geologists know hot to make the bed rock"
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Post by Cheese on Thu May 07, 2009 4:13 pm

Here's one from my story.

'Your bosoms would arouse the gods themselves!'

It was a great success.

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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Thu May 07, 2009 5:34 pm

Here's one in Deutsch. Surprisingly, a girl in my German class told me it would probably work.
"Du hast etwas am deinen Hintern. Meinen Hande."

"You have something on your [rear]. My hands."

"If I was a stalker, I'd be stalking you."
We tried to translate that, but even my Deutschlehrer couldn't translate it... and she was in Deutschland for a full year.
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Post by Kislany on Thu May 07, 2009 6:57 pm

im almost afraid to read posts and topics on this site now.....
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Post by Untamed Reign on Thu May 07, 2009 7:21 pm

Well untill you came it was an all guys site besides some Jamie girl that i've never seen around but i've heard of. . .

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Post by Kislany on Thu May 07, 2009 7:25 pm

i know but jamie wont talk to me so who knows whats going on
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Thu May 07, 2009 7:26 pm

Kislany wrote:im almost afraid to read posts and topics on this site now.....
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My recommendation would be to start some topics of your own that you are interested in. Hell, even I don't frequent every thread in this place.
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Post by Kislany on Thu May 07, 2009 7:28 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Kislany wrote:im almost afraid to read posts and topics on this site now.....
best pick-up line Pix_plz
My recommendation would be to start some topics of your own that you are interested in. Hell, even I don't frequent every thread in this place.


those are pretty good and true at the same time
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Post by Cheese on Fri May 08, 2009 4:06 am

www.xkcd.com

They're amongst the best webcomics on the web imo.

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Post by Ukurse on Fri May 08, 2009 4:21 am

JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?
The shit that makes you fall asleep.
Untamed Reign wrote:Well untill you came it was an all guys site besides some Jamie girl that i've never seen around but i've heard of. . .
Lots and lots and lots of guys...
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Post by JB on Fri May 08, 2009 6:05 am

JumpingJet wrote:Whats chloroform?

Chloroform is a chemical that if inhaled will make you fall asleep

kinda weird, cause i knew that when i was like 7 so i just kinda assumed everyone knew lol
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Post by BBJynne on Fri May 08, 2009 9:02 am

and me

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