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Post by CivBase on Wed May 06, 2009 6:02 pm

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Drphil.thumbnail
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Oprah.thumbnail
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? George-w
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Powell.thumbnail
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Cooper.thumbnail
ANDERSON COOPER- CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Kerry.thumbnail
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Grace.thumbnail
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Buchanan.thumbnail
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Stewart.thumbnail
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Suess
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Hemmingway.thumbnail
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Falwell.thumbnail
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay! And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Grandpa.thumbnail
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Walters.thumbnail
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Artistotle.thumbnail
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Lennon.thumbnail
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Gates.thumbnail
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need a reboot.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Einstein.thumbnail
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Clinton.thumbnail
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Gore.thumbnail
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Cheney.thumbnail
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Sharpton.thumbnail
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Sanders.thumbnail
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Post by Angatar on Wed May 06, 2009 6:21 pm

I lol'd.
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Post by Felix on Wed May 06, 2009 6:27 pm

This was one of the greatest things...ever
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Post by Ascendant Justice on Wed May 06, 2009 6:57 pm

lol. I approve of this thread.
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Post by rzgrz on Wed May 06, 2009 7:58 pm

O.O........BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't even hold it it........... funniest thread around dude..... NOICE!!!!!!
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Post by BBJynne on Wed May 06, 2009 8:04 pm

Very Happy

that's win

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Post by KrAzY on Wed May 06, 2009 8:23 pm

did I miss one?
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Post by Nocbl2 on Wed May 06, 2009 8:24 pm

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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed May 06, 2009 8:31 pm

Some smiles, but I didn't laugh out loud until Colonel Sanders came along.

Saddam Hussein:
The chicken crossed the road, which was a clear act of open rebellion, and hence we were clearly justified in dropping 20,000 pounds of nerve gas on it.
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Post by JumpingJet on Thu May 07, 2009 8:22 am

Great, I didnt know a few of the people but 6/10 of them i did! Razz I lol'd at the people i knew!
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Post by PiEdude on Thu May 07, 2009 3:48 pm

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Guy-black
SOME BLACK GUY: Did somebody say chicken?
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Post by Untamed Reign on Thu May 07, 2009 7:57 pm

Grandpa and the Colonel did it for me.

Where'd you find that ?

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Post by CivBase on Thu May 07, 2009 8:33 pm

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Post by Ukurse on Fri May 08, 2009 12:17 am

PiEman wrote:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Guy-black
SOME BLACK GUY: Did somebody say chicken?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
EPIC!
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Post by Gauz on Fri May 08, 2009 2:26 pm

Oh my god..

ROFL

IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!
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Post by Ukurse on Fri May 08, 2009 3:30 pm

This thread is epic.
It should be stickied.
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Post by Untamed Reign on Fri May 08, 2009 4:36 pm

We need to get the Dalai Lama up there and maybe the pope bitching about how the chicken crossed the road to convert into his religion.

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Post by Jamiesway on Fri May 08, 2009 4:54 pm

wow,wow and wow
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Post by Death no More on Sat May 09, 2009 1:22 pm

Ukurse wrote:
PiEman wrote:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Guy-black
SOME BLACK GUY: Did somebody say chicken?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
EPIC!
EPIC LULZ Very Happy ROFL
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