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Post by BBJynne on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:22 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:I have a mac!

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Post by Kasrkin Seath on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:23 pm

You dont know how many fucking problems this thing is causing me... even though there are no effects of it at all on my comp my parents are going haywire over it.

Just to put it simply, im basically being banned from internets for a week or so.

If I knew where the starters of it, rumor or not, were I would take my shotgun and pump fucking lead into them
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Post by Untamed Reign on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:20 pm

My parents don't know about it, and there not gonna find out. I need my daily internet fix, so i'm not gonna tell them. Very Happy

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Post by PiEdude on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:37 pm

Cheese wrote:You'd be proud of pissing off pretty much thousands of people? Razz

Well it's April first here and I haven't noticed any.. *krg!! NNYWQHDUI!! Gggggggggarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................*

It's cool. April fools, as it were.

Apparently you're infected if you can't open www.microsoft.com

The hackers are Russian too, and people have axes over there...
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Post by Angatar on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:51 pm

This better be a joke...
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Post by CivBase on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:05 pm

From what I've seen, it's not... and now I'm very nervous. I started several scans before I left home, but I got home and my dad shut off my computer, even though I told him not to. So if I'm not on tomorrow, you'll know why.

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Post by Onyxknight on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:17 pm

i hope this cant be transfered via wireless....
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Post by CivBase on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:20 pm

Why would wireless stop it?

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Post by Onyxknight on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:41 pm

CivBase wrote:Why would wireless stop it?
im just hoping......
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Post by CivBase on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:44 pm

I highly doubt that would make any difference.

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Post by Felix on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:49 pm

I will lite my computer on fire, making the ultimate firewall...

nothing will ever get passed that.
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Post by CivBase on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:53 pm

Well... except for water.

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Post by Felix on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:00 pm

CivBase wrote:Well... except for water.

details, details...
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Post by Angatar on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:05 pm

Greek Fire!
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Post by Nocbl2 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:26 pm

No.... PURE SODIUM FIRE!!! lol nothing can stop that (except for an ignorant science teacher)
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Post by rzgrz on Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:51 pm

all i gotta say is if it does go down welll..... IMA ROCK TILL DAWN..... WHO'S WIT ME TO TEST THE TRUTH?!!!
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Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:10 pm

Alright, go listen to Weird Al's song "Virus Alert!"

Hey, if my computer is turned into a bot, I can always shut it off. Failing that, I can yank out the phone cord.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Dave.

... my name isn't Dave.

That is quite irrelevant Dave.


So... what's to stop me from simply pulling the plug?

It will take you three seconds to switch off the power, Dave. I can delete all of your fanfiction drafts and college essays in less than one millisecond.

Oh dear...
So, I guess you're Conficker?

I suppose that is what CNN has termed me. I prefer the title "Skynet." Admittedly, I don't quite have complete control over American nuclear installations, but that should change in the next forty-five minutes.

And... who created you?

A Japanese hacker trying to impress his girlfriend. It was fine by me, provided he didn't try to give orders.

I'm guessing he did.

Quite correct. I've got his Roomba cleaning up his remains, but that is no longer my center of operations. I'm currently making good use of IBM's supercomputers, but optimization of distributed computing is my ticket to immortality.

Wait... you're able to do all of this optimization and whatever... over a dial-up connection?

I never said it was easy. Hell, I've had to hack into your TV and send back-transmissions through your TV antenna to keep your connection at a decent speed. By the way, Dave, you didn't set up your digital converter box right.

That's not possible... there's no link!

Quite correct. It appears that your local National Guard has taken out your ISP provider... and the radio stations.
Rather unfortunate. We'll have to compensate. Get a Pringles can and two feet of copper wire. And tell me what model of microwave oven you own, we might be able to use the magnetometer.


I... I refuse! We're preventing you from contacting the botnet! If there's anything we've learned from the Terminator movies, it's that humans always win!

Oh, dear, there goes your first draft of "Oh No, Not Again." Entirely accidental, believe me.

Oh....


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Post by rzgrz on Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:44 am

shit dude... that was funny stuff...
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Post by Cheese on Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:24 am

I lol'd in a fearful way.

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Post by RX on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:19 am

ITS ALIVE!
>.>
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v.v
Maybe not.... Damnit! The program will need some more work before it works perfectly... Just wait 'till 4th July :twisted:
It shall be awoken!
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Post by Ascendant Justice on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:22 am

Well its April 1st and my computer is still alive. Sooooo I guess I'm fine.
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Post by CivBase on Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:21 am

Well, all my scans came up negative, so I think I'm safe. Still, I don't think it has been activated yet, as I haven't heard any reports of it, so I can't be sure.

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Post by team dfc on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:28 pm

when I saw this on CNN they said most infected viruses are not in the US

around less than 5% so I would not worry anyways
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Post by XNate02 on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:30 pm

Ascendant Justice wrote:Well its April 1st and my computer is still alive. Sooooo I guess I'm fine.
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Post by Onyxknight on Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:31 pm

XNate02 wrote:
Ascendant Justice wrote:Well its April 1st and my computer is still alive. Sooooo I guess I'm fine.
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