FJ is here and ready to pwn some noobs.

So, this is where all those scrubs of the seniors went after the Halo Forums went down.

If you didn't already know, I'm FJ, aka the best player in the middle east and I love a good strategy game and pwning try-hard noobs.

I live in the UK, but I am working in the UAE for a few months on contract. I enjoy playing games, and I find it most enjoyable to play competitive games. Once upon a time I was a noob, after searching the interwebs for some good videos of guides, I found none that actually help you become good at online games. When I became a good player, I shared my wisdom. I love RTS games, and have been top player on several. I also very much enjoy FPS, but Im no pro on those.

why do i have a bad feeling...

wait... is this a April Fools joke...

I don't know but ban it.

Love you too Dead space dude. lol

Ban the fucker.

Its only going to end bad.

JumpingJet wrote:Ban the fucker.

Its only going to end bad.

Lol you people get mad quickly.

Hey JJ weren't you on HWF a lot? You were okay, even for a noob.

Yes, I was the last to leave.

Everyone else gave up hope around 09, but i stayed to give you all a chance to see if you had the mental capability to form a sentence with correct grammar beyond "U mad bro?"

It seems i am too kind.

LOL this guys awesome! FJ have you played any real RTS games?

I assume april fools?

but welcome I suppose.

Ascendant Justice wrote:LOL this guys awesome! FJ have you played any real RTS games?

Oh hell yeah, I have starcraft 1 and 2 and they're awesome. Protoss FTW.

You only have three rts'

BanjoSamurai wrote:You only have three rts'

I have more. I played C&C and total war back in the day.

Ok good

No one is even shown on the map from the Middle East. You are not FJ, and if you are, you lied anyways.

Or maybe I'm back from the UAE due to the growing trouble in the middle east.

I FJ I wrote:Or maybe I'm back from the UAE due to the growing trouble in the middle east.

"I live in the UK, but I am working in the UAE for a few months on contract."

Case and point.

Ruski wrote:

I FJ I wrote:Or maybe I'm back from the UAE due to the growing trouble in the middle east.

"I live in the UK, but I am working in the UAE for a few months on contract."

Case and point.

Sorry, I was so used to pointing the UAE, I forgot to remove that part from my standard intro. Besides, I clearly says that I live in the UK, and I worked in the UAE for a few months. That doesn't prove jack shit.

I am now taking bets on how fast it will take for someone to either

1.Flame

2.Ban

3. Mixture of the two

the noob

Do i hear 5 dollars?

cruel April fools joke is cruel.

Last years joke was good too
That was the one where LP threatened to give up on the site right?

Yup. Luckily, we have a good six years before it goes up in flames.

Heh heh. Flames.

He actually shut it down for a few hours, I think. Goooood times... XD

Hello and welcome to TCF
(on this note why are you guys upset about the guy being called FJ?)

O.o

GreyApothecary wrote:Hello and welcome to TCF
(on this note why are you guys upset about the guy being called FJ?)

Long, LONG story.